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Loose Leaf Queer

@genderqueerwolf.bsky.social
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Ky. They/them. Internet Crush. Profane poet. Trauma informed. Actually a Wolf. Haunted. Flirtatious. Polyamorous. You can call me Ser, but you can't call me daddy. Poetry: Ko-fi.com/genderqueerwolf

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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 18h
This is just the basil and eggplant that needed picking. (And a few peppers, but not most of them) #GardenVarietyQueer
A top-down view of huge piles of six varieties of basil, including opal, wild magic, pesto perpetua, magic mountain, spicy bush, and Thai basil. 
The basil is bracketed by a big stack of overgrown Japanese eggplants on the left, and a scattering of mid sized bell peppers and ripening shishito peppers on the right.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I grew enough Hatch chillies (bog jim variety) that I'm going to be able to make a big pot of green chili with just garden peppers. First time ever. 😎 (This is less than half of them) #GardenVarietyQueer
A blue roasting pan with large partially roasted long green and red peppers and three heads of garlic
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is what peak tomato looks like. #GardenVarietyQueer
A white person's hand holding a cut black krim heirloom tomato, which is deeply red with thick walls.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Update: I freed the Gourdess from their confines and... they are huge. (I'm crouching with the pumpkin resting on my lap, here) #GardenVarietyQueer
White genderqueer person with messy curly silvery blue hair, curly red goatee, wearing sporty black sunglasses and a brown and white flannel, holding a giant mottled orange and green pumpkin that is so big it spills out of the frame and makes the person's torso seem small.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I went out to the garden and discovered that a pumpkin I *had not found yet* has grown like this. Speaking of #GardenVarietyQueer
A very large standard pumpkin starting to ripen to orange. The pumpkin is growing sideways between two garden box posts and has grown somewhat square between them. It is so firmly wedged that the post will need to be removed to move the pumpkin.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My filters caught this weird poster getting into mischief.
A young orange and white tuxedo tabby sitting inside a partially assembled CR box built from air filters.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I did two u-turns to get a picture of this sign, because it made me laugh so hard.
A view of a restaurant called the Cherry Cricket, where a billboard has had many letters knocked out of the last word so that it reads "summoned by burgers and cock      ai"
The AI has been scooted far enough over that it is likely not meant to be included in the joke.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm about to have a pocketful of tomatoes so big I'll give Natasha Bedingfield a run for her money. #GardenVarietyQueer
White person's hand holding an abundance of red and orange cherry tomatoes with stems from being freshly picked
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A little gift for you, on a Tuesday in need of a warm moment. (Sound on)
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look at this silly little guy my garden grew. #GardenVarietyQueer
A double headed bright yellow sunflower with a pointy green leaf bent up between the heads, looking like silly eyes and a funny nose. The stem and additional leaves appear to be reaching toward the viewer.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm telling you, buzzing your own fade does wonders for your shoulders. #FlirtPackFriday
White genderqueer person with messy curly periwinkle blue hair, a curly red goatee, and stormy blue eyes, smirking intensely over at the camera while they operate electric clippers on the back of their own head. Their casually muscular shoulders are bare. White genderqueer person with messy curly periwinkle blue hair, a curly red goatee, and stormy blue eyes, smirking playfully over at the camera while they operate electric clippers on the back of their own head, and hold their hair up with the other hand.  Their casually muscular shoulders are bare.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My ghost welcome mat is sprouting seedlings, which is the most #GardenVarietyQueer thing I can think of.
A faded coarse fiber welcome mat with a stylized ghost on it, peppered with many tiny green two leaf sprouts.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Speaking of equinox and harvest. I have to harvest the tomatoes slightly before peak, or the squirrels steal them. #GardenVarietyQueer
White genderqueer person with messy curly periwinkle blue hair and a curly red goatee, wearing a red and black flannel and black sunglasses, smirking playfully while they hold an armful of tomatoes and cucumbers amidst a big garden going semi wild with large squash plant leaves cascading behind them.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's #FlirtPackFriday and it has been far too long since we gathered together, queerly beloved. Come over here, let me get a good look at you. Comment on this thread and I'll tell you something good about you.
White genderqueer person with curly freshly cobalt blue hair, a curly red goatee, and stormy blue eyes, wearing a grey flannel, leaning on one arm against the door frame of a greenhouse and smirking in soft, casual invitation.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I got you this. #GardenVarietyQueer
Two large sunflowers in bright early morning light, with bold yellow petals and soft orange-brown centers. The flowers are spaced evenly such that they look a bit like the plant is wearing bold glasses.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Don't mind me, I'm just stemming. #GardenVarietyQueer
White person's hand clutching one long stem in a pile of magic mountain basil, a variety with spiky green leaves and fragrant purple blossoms.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is why we grow sunflowers. #GardenVarietyQueer
A twelve foot tall skeleton standing next to a house, with a forced perspective that looks like the skeleton is holding a mammoth sunflower out to you as though they're offering you a single blossom.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I took a few pictures from my garden for you, this morning. 😏 #GardenVarietyQueer
Closeup of a big yellow squash blossom with a thick cluster of fuzzy carpel and stigma, the female portions of a squash flower. Cluster of large still-green heirloom tomato with puckering in the bottom end of the tomato that looks like an orifice of some kind.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
All suited up.
White genderqueer person with messy curly silvery blue hair and stormy blue eyes wearing a dark grey tshirt that says keep your hearts dark and true and your teeth sharp and many.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
As promised...I have just packed up the box that reaches half pantry level, so here's a lewd peach video. Enjoy.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Today, I'm processing the last of the peaches. And smoking a bunch of them, to make bbq sauce and smoked peach preserves. #GardenVarietyQueer
Approximately 30 peaches worth of ripe peach halves, arranged in a smoker grill with visible smoke curling out from a long silver smoking tube.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Speaking of trying things! This is only my second time candying fruit (we did a bit of orange and bergamot rind last year), so they're closer to caramelized. But they're gonna be great. #GardenVarietyQueer
White person's hand holding a tray of peach slices candied into softly wrinkly shapes, lightly dipped in sugar.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I just brought home four boxes (80lb) of peaches... so it's time to do jam inventory for the year. #GardenVarietyQueer
White person's hand playfully gripping a ripe peach that is larger than a softball, with a farm fresh fruit box faded in the background
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Today's garden has a "hobbit hole" listed on their website. I have not finished building our hobbit hole. So eve was like "maybe it's because you need this inspiration." Dear reader. This is their hobbit hole. No. #GardenVarietyQueer
Slightly washed out photo of a round brown wood display case that looks like a tiny double door shed, with flat art of a hobbit scene visible through the window.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Today, I'm flirting with allium props. I bet you can smell this photo. Garlic bulbils are the seeds grown at the top of garlic scapes, if you let them develop. They take two year cycles to grow full size, but your garlic is larger and stronger. Also, they are just tasty. #GardenVarietyQueer
White person's hand holding a palm full of tiny purple-tinged garlic bulbs, about three times the size of a grain of rice. A wide collection of harvested and drying pink garlic blossoms with thick clusters of garlic bulbils, tiny purple tinged garlic bulbs, ready to harvest from their sheaths.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Be careful, Link...
A red glowing near full moon, made red by thick smoke in the air, hangs in the branches of a dark tree behind a twelve foot tall skeleton bathed in eerie low light. The night is dark, visibility is from extended exposure.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I haven't posted a selfie in an age, but the light in my tent is perfect right now.
White genderqueer person with curly silvery blue hair, stormy blue eyes, and a curly red goatee, wearing an orange and blue flannel, leaning back with one arm behind their head and smirking playfully with one eyebrow quirked.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It's not bad, huh? Sponge cake with (homemade, obv) strawberry jam in between one layer and mango cardamom jam in between the other. That's supposed to look like a wave washing ashore, and those are dried mango roses around the base.
A six inch round multi layered cake frosted with white whipped cream, with a blue wave splashed across the top, with gold sanding sugar for sand, and a stylized 15 in blue in the wave. Three orange dried mango fruit flowers are arranged around the edge. Closeup of a six inch round layered cake being sliced into, to show the sponge layers with thick cream, one slice of red strawberry jam, and one of mango jam.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Lesbian rep in my garden for pride month (and of course there's big friend/small friend) #GardenVarietyQueer
Closeup of two red lady beetles head to head on a cluster of fennel, one beetle is large and with more sparse spots, and one is smaller with many small spots.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
My purple sweet potato is finally sprouting slips, so I'll be growing those soon* 🥰 #GardenVarietyQueer
Dark sweet potato with purplish red skin that looks dry, lying on its side in a clear square container mostly full of moist soil. On the very end of the potato, two pointy green and red leaves are beginning to unfurl.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Upon request, behold: Elements of my front garden, built for sharing. #GardenVarietyQueer
A tiered planter built out of square plastic cat litter buckets seated in racks made from horizontal 2x4s, with drip irrigation loops inside each one. A relative closeup of fresh wooden gardening boxes that are approximately six feet long, two feet wide, and one foot deep. They have long black irrigation tubing on one end of each box, and four boxes are are at least partially visible in a front yard. A long line of nine recycled tires with a long drip irrigation line on top of them, and loops going into each one. Garden boxes are visible on one side, and a neat row of young sand cherry bushes on the other side. In the distance, a twelve foot tall skeleton stands with a sign at their feet that reads "Fascism feeds on despair, that's why we grow sunflowers."
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I know that it's really scary to observe the world right now. But can you smell this photograph? #GardenVarietyQueer
A closeup of freshly blooming purple lilacs in a dual cluster, surrounded by bright green leaves, with the afternoon sun dappling over them
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
My bleeding hearts are starting to stretch their ventricles. #GardenVarietyQueer
A closeup of a plant with pointy lobed green leaves and red stalks, with young heart-shaped red and white flowers in clusters along the stem
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The first tulip has opened #GardenVarietyQueer
A bright red tulip with a dark brown center, as viewed from above, surrounded by more tulip greens
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I was going to pick up the Rest of the dirt for five new garden boxes, today. It's nice and cool, finally. Except I breathed wrong and spent two hours with dislocated ribs, and it's actually a bit too cold for comfortable dirt slinging. But! My sand cherries are very happy. #GardenVarietyQueer
A small young shrub bushing out with reddish green leaves and draped in white five petal blossoms. The bush is surrounded by dark mulch.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'll get it up on a post so the skeleton can appear to be holding the sign. #GardenVarietyQueer #Gardening
A close view from across a front yard garden, of the knees of a twelve foot tall skeleton with a white and black sign at its feet that reads "Fascism Feeds on Despair, that's Why We Grow Sunflowers."
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Tell me Does the plum yet stand Do the blossoms hold Against the storm #GardenVarietyQueer
A young plum tree, about six years old, covered in white blossoms and snow clumps, with snow several inches deep underneath.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Some assembly required #Cats
A young orange tuxedo cat with white belly and paws and bright pink toe beans, lying sleeping, folded over in a stretched out heap of paws on a person's lap, with his tail draped over his very long back feet. His head is turned sideways so you can see his snaggle tooth kitty grin.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Around here, we call them switches
A white person's hand flipping a fitted sheet corner up to show a tag that reads "top or bottom"
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Oh, fuck you, fortune cookie
A paper fortune from a fortune cookie that reads: 
In three words, you can sum up everything you've learned about life: it goes on.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Good morning Bluesky. I was playing FF5 last night and forgot about this good time.
Screenshot from the game final fantasy 5, an 8-bit game originally on the super Nintendo. The character is in the forest of Moore, and a pixel rendition of a tree has two knot holes in it that are large and lewd and look a bit like the anatomy of a vulva.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I bet you really needed some of this #cats
Young dark orange tuxedo tabby cat with white paws and belly and pink toe beans and nose, in a person's blanketed lap, sleeping on his side with his paws stacked and curled and his face turned in sleeping adoration toward the person, and wearing a huge kitty smile in his sleep.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Hey. I got you this. #Cats
A young orange tabby cat with white paws and belly and pink nose and toe beans, sleeping on his side on a person's lap, with one of his paws curled and the other sticking up in the air, while his kitty lips curve into a big sleepy kitty smile
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Palate cleanser cat is here with some ginger chews. #Cats
A dark red orange tabby tuxedo with white paws and chest, a pink nose, and dusting of white on his lips and nose, with bright amber eyes, lying on top of a cat tree with his paws casually gripping the edge and his head back to calmly look adoringly back at his person, the viewer
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I just made some blackberry sour cherry jam, spiced with vanilla and allspice. #GardenVarietyQueer
A steel pot filled with a rich dark red jam, softly simmering, with visible blackberry seeds.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
It's Friday! And the world would love to quash your queerness. But not today. Come on over here. Tell me about your special interest, or your unmarketable skill, or your favorite way to be kind. #FlirtPackFriday
White genderqueer person with messy curly silvery blue hair, curly red goatee, and stormy blue eyes, wearing a grey suit with a blue collared button up shirt underneath, leaning against the red front door they've just opened as if to welcome you in.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Some warmth for you, in these trying times
A wood fire in a fireplace, captured in the midst of the fire breathing down so the flames look short before they flicker up. Beside the piled log fire, an ash covered skull looks off to the left.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It makes me so angry that Driscoll bought up all the small farms. But winter berries from Mexico are the sweetest, and I won't be taking arguments.
A person's cart at costco stacked with 24 twelve ounce packages of large ripe blackberries, and a ten pound bag of sugar.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Obviously, it was delicious
A sandwich from a pressed portabello mushroom cap, sliced provolone, and an egg fried over medium, stacked in a sesame seed bun, plated.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Look at all this space I've got to Grow Shit Early(tm) #GardenVarietyQueer
The inside of a hexagon shaped greenhouse made from a converted gazebo, showing four sets of metal shelves lining the walls, some of which have large pots and recycled cat litter buckets with herbs and peppers and tomatoes growing in them.
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