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Gem's Daddy

@gemsdaddy.bsky.social
901 followers 749 following 45 posts

Parent of the various incarnations of Gem Squirrel. (DMs now inaccessible due to UK OSA)

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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Fantastic to hear! Congratulations to you both!
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This is why....
Flash spray wipe. As hunched as my arse
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
So true. I'm sure I get a little flatter every time...
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
And so me! :)
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Sedatives. Mainly sedatives. 😉😜
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Thank you all for your lovely birthday wishes. Fairly quiet day yesterday. Well behaved squiggle, with few plastic plates frisbeed. Love you, too, Poppet x
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Yup. Situation normal. I'll get the mop....
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Mass Destruction (baby baby) is used in P5 as well as P3
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Whichever one goes: Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. Long time since I knew what it was called.
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
It was also P5
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Pfffft!
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I'm not going back in the crisper...
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Why's it on my seat ....?
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
That's what really scared me.
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Actually I said portable *and* puntable!
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
See you on the flip-side, Pammie!
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Xmas, Kola :)
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
She scares me
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Yea, and no knives....
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Ok, so we're having another go. Santa will be marginally happier, I sure. marginally.
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Oh. My mistake. I gave him soap not soup
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Think there may be some confusion here with cavity and cavalry.
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I'm surprised this hasn't been done, either. After all, we already have a seahorse with a gun in the bathroom protecting the toothpaste.
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
My poor nose :( In future I shall be referring to late night nappy changes as aBUMinations. Eugh!! @babystar.bsky.social
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Todays subtle outfit.
Close-up of multicoloured dinosaurs on black denim
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I can additionally find you by heat, apparently.
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Yup
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Crinkle crinkle, little Star, how I wonder where you are? Scrub that, the noise from your nappy is deafening; I know exactly where you are. And the giggling kinda' gives it away somewhat, too... @babystar.bsky.social
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
I'd also like this one taken into consideration, m'lud.
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Tonight's comment whilst getting @babystar.bsky.social ready for bed: "I think I know why my nappy smells so bad; please wipe my asparapuss". Eugh. *Shudders*
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Been following you, too. Mainly with a mop, but definitely following you .. x
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Ahhhh! My little girl is off to play at being a grown-up today. So proud! @babystar.bsky.social #ProudDad
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
It's a challenging manoeuvre, I'll grant you.
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
In the lyrics of Persona5: Baby, baby, baby. Baby, baby, baby.
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
There we are, baby!
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Bargain
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Just got home. House is f**ked. How could you all not warn me? :)
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
No, Poppet. *Much* redder than that....
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Ah hah ha!! :)
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Eewww! *Shudders*
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Excellent! Thank you, Alby. There's a feed all made up and diapers on the side. Oh, and the obligatory broom to dislodge her from the ceiling fan, if necessary.
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
And so I have to go into London this afternoon, leaving @babystar.bsky.social home alone. Bad Dad! You will tell me if she misbehaves, won't you????
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
In my dreams....! *sigh*
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Gem's Daddy @gemsdaddy.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
I know there's @babystar.bsky.social around here somewhere. You know you can't hide, Poppet! 🙂 Peekaboo!
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