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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 7h
My friend who was there with me kept leaning over and going "by the way Wilford Brimley is only five years older than you here" and I actually got to bust out a real-life "mathematically that makes sense but also shut the fuck up."
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 8h
Oh you'll be fine then go check it out, you've probably absorbed most of the references via osmosis, like I knew one guy had John Carpenter's The Thing living inside him just because there's a specific image in the film that's so heavily memed
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 8h
I had fun, I enjoyed it, I do not think it is For Everyone, I do not understand being surprised that someone hasn't seen it because it is kind of an ordeal in very specific ways
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 8h
I knew coming in that it was gross and gory but it still made me say pretty quickly "wow this is really gross and gory," no idea if that's a sticking point for you but for as surprised as my Gen X buddy was that I'd never seen it, it's not like. an immediate recommend for me?
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 8h
Brewers/Either Of These Teams would be fine, can we have that please
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 8h
i'm starting to fall for it
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 8h
it is not the kind of movie I actively seek out but it is really something. strongly suspect my horror movie-loving wife would actually hate it lmao
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 8h
the last Geriatric Millennial to have never seen John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) has now seen John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)
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Archantael: Pangolinfox, Novelist, Streamer @pangolinfox.bsky.social · 22h
Happy Indigenous People's Day, reminder that the "Two Wolves" allegory is fake Christian propaganda
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11h
youtu.be/EIRPqH_ZgvA?...
youtu.be
Batman, Yeah!
YouTube video by cyborgcommando0
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 12h
"I noticed Ice Train was winning occasionally, I'm here to fix that"
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 13h
who's got the LOLTNA master list
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 13h
anyway it's always nice when something stupid happens in TNA. the Obama years live on, baby.
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 13h
the difference between these two is I've actually heard several kacey musgraves songs
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 13h
me: one of the big problems with this draft is the lack of a thesis statement so work on that for the next draft my student: okay Max Caster: DROPPIN THAT PAPER OUT THE CHOPPER LIKE PINOCHET
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 13h
I mean he does have access to that spell
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 13h
DID YOU KNOW? It's short for "electronic mail."
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 14h
WWF Superstar Salvatore Sincere, a nearly nude smiling man in a white and pink panama hat. He is perhaps the least notable wrestler in history to ever have an undefeated streak. Still better than Christopher Columbus, obviously.
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 17h
"what would you prefer, yellow spandex?" was the worst thing that could possibly happen in a foundational modern superhero movie tbh tbh tbh
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 18h
imagine being so racist that even Ferdinand and Isabella were like "damn dude tone it down"
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i NEED to be able to say FUCK THE BREWERS but i CANNOT because i want them to WIN THE BIG ONE at least ONE SINGLE TIME
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
listen i need y'all to be winning a world series so fucking bad do you know how much it hurts my soul to be cheering for a goddamn division rival let's get on with this shit so everyone in nl central can have a little treat (except the cardinals never get one again)
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'M *STILL* NOT FALLING FOR IT
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
mlb teams with the best record in the league when it's time to play The Fucking Dodgers
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Man Washing Car with Pink Bucket
Alt: Car Wash Man fumbling all of his shit
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
nice try Major League Baseball but you're not gonna make me fall for believing in the Milwaukee Brewers again
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
test results came back and my doctor is very concerned about my adverb intake
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this kid will do anything to get out of putting up some chairs
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
getting a good job evaluation 🙂 getting he'd over and over by my boss in that evaluation even though we've communicated almost exclusively by email and my pronouns are in my signature 🙃
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
GET CALLED OUT, DOOFUS
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I hate wrestling Halloween, what do you mean you’re going as the Backlash entrance scaffold hooks?
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the Funny Star Wars Language has a word for "friendo"
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it's of a piece with what Mark Davis has going on where he's not conventionally attractive by the standards of guys who think "Hugh Jackman is Muscular in the Wolverine movies" is a sign of the "female gaze," but he's got a lot of intangibles that make him very attractive
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
there's this promo on an OLD Saturday Night where he's out with I believe Kevin Sullivan (might be Maxx Payne) promoting his match with the Nasty Boys and he's got on this leather jacket and it kinda made me go "oh wow okay,"
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
modern Bluesky would've been so into early 90's Cactus Jack if the two things managed to happen simultaneously. look at him. look at his combination of midcard hoss brutality and cute lil' face. you just want to hug him and hope he doesn't then clothesline you over the top rope.
a kind of nervous looking Cactus Jack in WCW magazine in his fringe jacket with dangly beads, making his little finger guns and looking upward and off-camera as if he's wondering if it's a good idea to make a gesture that seems to glorify gun violence
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They're very out of position and are probably expecting her to jump further, which she can't do because the ladder is sideways, is my guess anyway
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
legitimately sounds like a combination of Rock and Copeland but definitely doesn't sound like Reigns
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Whacka travels to the bottom of the Pit of 100 Trials so that he can escape the cycle of Samsara forever
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the ableism discourse moving entirely to the realm of Video Games Hard Sometimes is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen meanwhile not one game has an option to make a font bigger than "legally mandated side effects warning in a prescription drug commercial"
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lot to unpack here, I'm personally a big fan of both Roman Reigns clearly having the face of Adam Copeland on the close-up but also the 8-10 Usos
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
athleticism means cartwheels in the parlance of WWE women's wrestling
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
what rhymes with "i believe in joe hendry"
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the little girl flipping Okada the double deuce at All Out got a bigger reaction than this
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the diminishing returns on this genre of match after thirty years are incredible and no other match type has that because no other match type has a built-in "move the furniture around in an Angle Alert way" requirement
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
and again, not one person in the crowd cares. they may as well have been having a poetry slam in the ring. less CTE that way, usually.
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
very impressed that my "this is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen" reaction I had to the last Money in the Bank clip was overtaken within ten minutes by another clip of the same show, gotta love the efficiency with which WWE gets shit done
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ten-year moratorium on ladder matches
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I simply do not need Sol Ruca to compress her spine so her vertebrae look like a wad of Crunch 'N Munch wad of peanuts and popcorn, to no reaction, while having the pay and job security of a substitute social studies teacher
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ten-year moratorium on ladder matches while we figure out what's going on tbh
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know wrestling spots are all Fucking Stupid but this is one of the top ten Fucking Stupidest things I've ever seen WHY DID YOU CLIMB THAT LADDER IN THAT SPOT
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WHY WAS HE EVEN UP THERE
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