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Gelboy84

@gelboy84.bsky.social
55 followers 68 following 53 posts

Never leaves the house without his hair gelled. Scoring high on the Doucheometer (I'm told). Destined for a dunk in the gunge, push in the pool or pie in the face (again, I'm told).

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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nice! Well-deserved too.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Finally.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Your douche face straight into the cake.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Douche alert 🚨
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
At least I'm not gonna end up barraged with pies, gunge and some more pies...
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
You and your popped collar are making this too easy.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Right back at ya.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
You totally deserved it, no doubt.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Things got out of hand.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Ooooow yeah.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
You'd also deserve a little gunge.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
You're quite the douche. So I would say: a solid 9/10.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Never afraid to test gravity. 😎
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I'll do it for free.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This was me asking for it. Apparently. #slimeddouche #wam
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Go ahead, explain the consequences. #douche #perfecthair #wam
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Ready.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
That's what YOU say.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I asked for some pie. #pied #douche
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Head-first into the gunge. #wam #douche
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
You'd love that, I'm sure.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Yeah, low blow.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
One cocky comment too many. #poolpush #wam #douche
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Someone who fully deserves it.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Throwback to the night in Ibiza where friends dared me to sit over a gunge tank in a club — and got what I richly deserved.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I would be game.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Creamed. #douche #wam #hairruined
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I gelled. I posed. I got slimed beyond recognition. Where’s the justice? #wam #douche #hairruined
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I just love the smell of hair gel in the morning...
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Let’s not leave this up to a poll, I know how that ends... ;-)
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Why not.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I ran into someone who really, really doesn't like me. #douche #hairruined
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Some people say I deserve it... like 200%
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Only if someone would actually nominate me.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Absolutely.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I feel your pain.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Wow, I know some people who would be delighted to see me up there.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
It's hot - I said. Why don't you get into the pool, douche - they replied. #wam #poolfun
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Wanna mess this up? 👇I dare ya! 😎 #wam #gelledupdouche
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Okay, so maybe I had it coming. Maybe. #wam #douche #humandessert
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
From splattered to spotless... Luckily, I clean up nice. #wam #gelled
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
GYOB style? Why do I feel like you’ve been waiting for this moment... But fine. Send your pitch.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I was basically a human sundae... What would 'far enough' even look like?
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
All that for some gel...
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Ah. Never heard that one before 😎. Curious though: how would you dish out my comeuppance?
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
What crime did I commit this time?
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
You sound way too happy seeing me like this.
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Well. That escalated. #gunged #wam
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Sure. I actually dare ya. 😎
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Someone: How are you this clean and still scream 'needs a dunk in gunge'? Me: Just try me. @gungelads.bsky.social #WAM #DunkableDouche #Stillcrisp
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