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GeishaGirl

@geishagirl.bsky.social
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I am a 7 yr old Maine Coon, living my best life, rent-free, in the Isle of Man. The person who adopted me, (who I call my mum) pays all my bills and supplies me with endless food and luxuries. NO POLITICS, NO HATE. AND LADIES, PLEASE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter! #BSkyEasterParade #hedgewatch
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
This is the face of a contented cat who's had two breakfasts and scattered all of my toys over the floor (even managed to get some back under the settee!). Time to clean my toebeans before a nap. #catsofbluesky #hedgewatch
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Sometimes, even a large cat bed just isn't large enough for a large cat. #catsofbluesky
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
It can't have been me, I'm asleep. #catsofbluesky
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I still really like this chicken toy I got from Tia and Fee for Christmas. It keeps me occupied for ages .... ooh a camera!!! #hedgewatch ##catsofbluesky
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I had to move out of my sunpuddle because I was too warm. I lay on the floor right in front of the door, blocking the corridor, like you do. Mum says it looks like I lit my f*rt! As if a lady like me would ever break wind. #hedgewatch #catsofbluesky
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Halp! My loaf has a very soggy bottom. #kittyloafmonday It was warm in the rain cubicle after mum had got out, but now my floofy pantaloons are all wet. #hedgewatch ##catsofbluesky
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I had to remind mum it's time for my post op check up at the VET I was such a good girl, and all the nurses wanted to cuddle me. My teefies and gums are looking so much better too. #hedgewatch #catsofbluesky
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Good morning from inside my tunnel #catsofbluesky #hedgewatch
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Toasting my toebeans on the radiator #hedgewatch ##catsofbluesky
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I am back from the VET. she cleaned my teef and kept one for herself! I've eaten my tea and am settling on mum's lap for a snooze now. #hedgewatch
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Halp!!!
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Making my loaf from inside my carrybox today ##kittyloafmonday Patiently waiting for my teef cleaning appointment at the V.E.T. on Thursday, when mum suspects I won't be seen anywhere near this box!!
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
It's my 2nd Gotcha Day today! From the journey here on the ferry, to my very own perch in mum's shower room, I haven't changed much! #catsofbluesky
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
It's my mummy's birthday today, so her sister brought me this big box! It had lots of things in it for my mummy, and also a goody bag for me!
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year efurryone! I'm starting as I mean to go on.
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Crispmouse efurryone!
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I am so upset. I think my mum has given all the Crispmouse presents to the new cat in the bedroom (the one that looks just like me). I saw her take them all in there and then they disappeared! 😿😿😿 #catsofbluesky
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
It's my favourite time of the year! Tuck into these lovely cronchy mice pies efurryone, while we wait for #hedgewatchXmas to OPEN THE DOOR to the Advent Calendar.
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I am patiently waiting for Santa Paws to arrive. Mum said it's lots more sleeps yet, but I like to be prepared.
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I'm quite agile for a great big clumsy cat! #catsofbluesky #hedgewatch
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
There were 2 men installing new wardrobes in mum's bedroom this morning - and they've installed another cat! She is very pretty though ... #catsofbluesky #hedgewatch
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Today I dedicate my #hedgewatch to the beautiful Cilla, who I will miss so much. She touched so many lives and has gone ahead 🌈 far too soon. Nanight sweet Cilla, RIP. #hedgewatchforCilla.
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I'm exhaustipated after watching random stuff fly past my window for the past 2 days in #stormDarragh. Now the wind has died down I am catching up on my beauty sleep #hedgewatch ##catsofbluesky
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I am not revealing how I got up here, nor how I am going to get down.
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Apparently this was supposed to be a crispmouse present. Should have hidden it better, mum!
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
@hedgewatchers.bsky.social Joss would love to join #hedgewatch !
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Turkey Day to all my furriends across the Pond who may be celebrating! #thanksgiving
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Stole mums pillow as soon as she got up! #catsofbluesky #hedgewatch
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Somebody has dumped a load of white stuff outside my window. I do hope it doesn't affect my spying mission on the neighbours' movements. #hedgewatch #whiskerswednesday #catsofbluesky
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Oh hai! Just caught me having a pawdicure. It is #tongueouttuesday after all! #hedgewatch #catsofbluesky
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Not sure what type of loaf this is, apart from a collapsed one! It's exhausting being a cat #kittyloafmonday #hedgewatch
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GeishaGirl @geishagirl.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Hi! I am Geisha, and I am new around here. Any cats (or dogs) wanna be my friend?
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