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Christopher Chance

@geekyoldman.bsky.social
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Science Fiction Geek at large | Writer | Author | Comic Historian | Troublemaker | Jersey Boy Let me save you time on DMs. I’m happily married and over 50. Outside of that, I’m not too chatty.

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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Good boy.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I wonder how the conservative media will cover Trump’s inevitable demise from a raging case of syphilis and his ding-dong falling off.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I want to get this straight. Hegseth called a meeting of the top brass of all the armed forces from all over the world at great expense and great inconvenience to talk about shaving, keeping in shape, and to say that bullying underlings is okay. Your tax dollars at work.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I think Hegseth’s life after this administration is going to be filled with booze and jail time.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
So, let me get this straight. Trump is now opening up the charges that the FBI who was acting on intelligence that Donald Trump was going to incite a riot on January 6 because there were agents undercover. As there was never a trial for this, Trump (if found culpable) can be held for prosecution.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Tolerance is overrated
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
He’s afraid of stairs. We could fix this country with a carefully placed banana peel. #PratfallForFreedom
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
MAGAts are talking about Trump Doing a third term. Have they looked at him lately? Right now, he’s already looking like he chose the wrong grail. He has aged more in the last six months than he has in his first term. Do they think he’s actually going to make it to age 82? Mumbling and farting?
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I guarantee that anyone that buys a Trump cellphone will get brain cancer within a year.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Trump is aging like he chose the wrong grail.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Yeah, but that will change when Putin says he’ll stop payment on his bribes. Putin isn’t stupid and Trump isn’t smart. Trump will cave like he always does - Thank God. www.yahoo.com/news/trump-c...
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Trump considers new sanctions on Russia as he grows more furious with Putin
When President Donald Trump spoke last week by telephone with Vladimir Putin, the Russian leader committed to drafting and sending what he described as a “memorandum of peace” in the coming days layin...
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Welcome back to holy wars, inquisitions, and the sale of papal indulgences.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Every Republican just voted to allow the President to deport U.S. CITIZENS. Is it enough yet?
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I wrote this back in 2020. It still resonates today. For your entertainment - Degrees colab-arts.org/litlab-writi...
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Degrees By Christopher Peruzzi When things were still good with the air, water, soil, and oceans, Cassandra watched the news obsessively. It was bad every day. Little by little, each was another deg...
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I secretly believe that the real thing that killed the Pope is that he saw Vance doing unholy things to a couch in the Vatican.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It looks like the market is taking another Trump. Down almost 1,200 after 1:PM. Let’s see if he does more insider trading by market end.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I am deeply saddened by the passing of Pope Francis. He was a light in a dark cruel world.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Is it my imagination or have the Dems actually grown a pair?
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Anyone else going to talk about Trump’s market manipulation? Violations of the SEC? That kind of thing?
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
What could possibly happen?
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Literally, the seven worst one day Dow crashes in the last 30 years have been in Trump’s watch. You’d think we’d have learned after the first three times that he’s just a terrible leader.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Only Trump can talk for an hour and not even come close to reality.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
He’s talking about tax breaks for American cars. 1. He has never owned or driven an American car. 2. Any tax break you get from buying an American car will be spent on repairs.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It becomes painfully obvious that Trump doesn’t understand tariffs at all. Listen to that orange buffoon.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
“White, white, white is the color of our couch! Make sure that Donnie ‘Dripping Pants’ does make something disgusting.”
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
No FDA or CDC. Is it enough now? Is someone going to do something about this idiot.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
There is literally no way out of Hegseth’s incompetence in argument. Either the conversation was classified or not. If it wasn’t, it can be revealed. If Goldberg was a slimy reporter then why was he invited? If he hacked his way in, why was he able to do that? These people are incompetent.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Trump is dangerously incompetent using a dangerously incompetent cabinet. Again, when is it enough?
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Just be aware of this. Trump’s tariffs are most likely going to drive prices up. He says it will be temporary. When was the last time you saw consumer prices go down? Ever?
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
The Trump Administration is trying strong arm tactics with NJ. Um, we know where you live and we know where you play golf. And we know where the bodies are buried.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Hey, how about he builds something that doesn’t violently explode?
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Just looking at all the facts and watching a man who was a terrible student, a terrible businessman, and an all-around terrible human being check off every item needed to create another Great Depression. He doesn’t know what he’s doing.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
He just keeps getting worse. You’d think he was at war against the poor.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Tell me you know nothing about technology without saying you know nothing about technology. “Everything’s computer.”
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
When I call Trump a lying sack of rotting festering shit. I say that while trying to not offend lying sacks of rotting festering shit.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Apparently the following is true. Trump has ruled that the boycott on Tesla is illegal — which is impossible. How can “not buying something” be illegal? To support Musk, Trump will buy a cybertruck. He doesn’t even drive. Which is good for him as the truck would probably explode.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The market isn’t unstable; Trump is.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The ketamine will be flowing at Musk’s house tonight. It was a bad day.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I feel this must be said. If Trump is making all these terrible things happen as per Putin, it’s to prove that democracy and capitalism don’t work. Pathetically, Trump is proving the opposite. It literally took the complete corruption of the executive branch and the presidency to make America fall
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Tesla stock falling like debris from SpaceX.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I think this every day.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This might be the reason why Musk is not doing well — outside of his talent for making flying and driving explodey things. Well, that and being a colossal idiot who thought 19 year old kids who couldn’t understand COBOL might be the perfect people to do analysis on fifty year old code.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I guess Trump’s probable pedophilia might make it more difficult for him to visit countries with children.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
In other news… something else of Elon Musk’s blows up.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
What people have to start asking themselves when they are looking to save this country, is “is it worth saving?”
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Wake up Congress! Wearing pink and holding paddles ain’t gonna do the job. You can’t shame a man who has no shame. You can’t win a rigged game unless you think out of the box. When the rules of the game keep you from winning, change the rules. You need to get in the game and do something.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Our Democratic Party, brought knives to a gun fight. The only one with any balls was Al Green. Fucking pink and bingo paddles. Seriously?
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
PINK?!! IS THAT THEIR FUCKIN PLAN?!! PINK?!!!!! God fuckin help us!
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I’ve been so disappointed in the obituaries lately.
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Christopher Chance @geekyoldman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?!!!
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