Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 18hOnce I found there was no popcorn in popcorn chicken there was no reason to try pot roast. 001
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I was always taught to be more or less specific, to never, ever use repetitive redundancies or use foreign words and phrases which are not apropos. To not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous. 000
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons. 000
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures. 000
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When you think the whole world is against you, remember that some of the smaller countries don’t know who you are and could go either way. 000
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held yesterday but they took too long to get ready. 000
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I was wondering the other day what our parents must have done for entertainment before television was popular and affordable. I asked my 38 brothers and sisters if they had any ideas, but none of them could suggest an answer either. 110
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If you make something "idiot proof" someone makes a better idiot. 000
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 28/08/2026A recent picture of Trump renaming Texas "Trumpistan" 000
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Don't order Siamese cats on the internet. They just send you one cat, and it doesn't even have two heads. 000
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I order the club sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member, man, I don't know how I get away with it. 020
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 22/08/2026If elected, Democrats should name all federal prisons, sewage plants and condom factories after Donald Trump. 4104
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I was at the karaoke bar the other night and a woman was about to sing the Monkee’s “I’m a believer“ for the fourth time. I told her I thought “three is enough “, but then I saw her face… 000
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all league records were unfortunately lost, so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled. 000
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all league records were unfortunately lost, so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled. 000
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Tomorrow is National Stay At Home And Drink Beer With Your Dog Day! It’s nothing official. I made it up. Tell everyone. 000
Gil Blais @geeber2.bsky.social · 04/08/2026When you become a grown up people stop asking you what your favourite dinosaur is. They don’t even care. 000