Reposted by Geckostravix @straviix.bsky.social · 03/02/2025My late wife divorced me at 52 years of age, after I layed out several beartraps, and some shyt got her fuckass doge trapped in it. I freed the dog, but as I was opening the trap letting its arm out, the little pupper whispered in my ear, "you are a cuck" this sent the mold in the house into a frenz 1111
Reposted by Geckomaaayyy @salvitus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Found footage of scary Mochi apparition released after 15 years. WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK! 1132
Reposted by Geckomaaayyy @salvitus.bsky.social · 02/12/2024This dumbass got a tag stuck on her fur! 5411
Reposted by Geckomaaayyy @salvitus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The tag has been removed and order is restored 0162
Reposted by Geckomaaayyy @salvitus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Ate carrot now it's time for relax 🛏️ 0752
Reposted by Geckomaaayyy @salvitus.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I definitely didn't forget about posting here... anyways enjoy Mochi 091
Reposted by Geckomaaayyy @salvitus.bsky.social · 26/12/2024I was awake until 6AM last night because of this dumb fucking creature. I hope you all had an amazing Christmas because I sure as hell didn't. Maybe I should boil her alive 393
Reposted by Geckomaaayyy @salvitus.bsky.social · 17/01/2025chill the fuck out yo you sitting there playing with- 1432
Reposted by Geckomaaayyy @salvitus.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Mochi started livestreaming in her cave 0151
Reposted by Geckomaaayyy @salvitus.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Oh yeah I'm rebranding because im now WOKE and my old username has my deadname in it! sorry for being super woke. mochi pic as apology. 1331
Reposted by Geckomaaayyy @salvitus.bsky.social · 22/01/2025The experiment has gone horribly and she is now blue 💔 0428
Reposted by Geckostravix @straviix.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Just found out Ray William Johnson is my grandpa, on my mother's side. I need a moment to think about this. 021
Reposted by Geckostravix @straviix.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Bearer of the curse... seek Hailey Welch. The one who once ruled pride month. 042
Reposted by Geckostravix @straviix.bsky.social · 16/01/2025WEEGEE I'm happy for you and IMMA let you finish, but DINNER is one of the greatest poops of all time. 031
Reposted by Geckostravix @straviix.bsky.social · 27/01/2025How it feels to be the secretly straight person in yo friendgroup. 051
Gecko @gecko360.bsky.social · 15/11/2024me to myself when im on a date and i accidentally say “hawk tuah” and she leaves 010
