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@geauxblue.bsky.social
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Fan of unfortunate franchises, including the San Diego Padres and the Democratic Party.

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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan-WMU game recap:
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Call An Ambulance But Not For Me Meme
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I’m guessing that “sit back, take it in, let’s see how it goes” was also how Trump propositioned Stormy Daniels.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The wins just keep coming.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Padres Win!
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P.D.W. @whitepatrick.com · 20/03/2025
The Onion predicted it all in 2012:
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After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016
Sources say the screaming orb might be the only potential candidate that would tap into Republicans’ deep-seated, seething fury after this election.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
TRUMP BURN PLANE
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
We can still have a shutdown if Chuck Schumer has the courage!
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Every Dem senator that votes for cloture should be primaried.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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a cartoon character says ah wallet inspector while standing next to another man
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Who among us hasn’t checked their 401k and thought “this is overbloated, I wish it was smaller!”
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I’m so excited and nervous for this. Part II is one of my favorite games of all time. I’m really hoping it translates well to TV.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
TRUMP TAKE HOLLANDAISE
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Doesn’t seem great. www.cnbc.com/2025/03/02/s...
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Dow tumbles more than 600 points, S&P 500 posts biggest loss since December as Trump says tariffs will proceed
Trump's plans to impose import taxes on key U.S. trading partners this week loom over the stock market.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Nothing is ever going to top this Oscars montage from 2018. youtu.be/WuC2r8OMt0c?...
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Oscars 90 years montage
YouTube video by Smith Cinematic Aerials
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
When I realize that I have no idea who any of these Oscar singers are.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Conan’s Oscar intro was great. This man has been making me laugh for the last 30 years. Hopefully they bring him back!
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
“I am taking a cue from your President, Mr. Musk”
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It’s hard to still be shocked by anything these days, but this display by Trump and Vance is one of the most viscerally disgusting things I’ve ever seen. A shameful day for America.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Seems like @governorwalz.mn.gov is strongly considering a 2028 run. I’m definitely open to the idea.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
This was probably the biggest win in San Diego FC history to date.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
One month down. 47 to go. 🥴
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 19/02/2025
The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame. The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight. It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
TRUMP CRASH PLANE @mtsw.bsky.social
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
TRUMP CRASH PLANE cc: @mtsw.bsky.social
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Trump’s gutting of the regulatory and national security infrastructure of the US will lead to more disasters. It’s a question of when, not if. Democrats need to be relentlessly pointing that out NOW if they want to have any hope of controlling the narrative when the disasters happen.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/02/2025
The richest man in the world is sitting at the Resolute desk, about to defund your public school. Trump should stop him.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
A Simpsons meme where Moe (Democrats) throws out Barney (Sinema) only to have him return as Fetterman.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Wired has been doing some of the best original reporting on these issues. I just subscribed and I encourage everyone else to support them as well.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
2 weeks down, only 206 to go!
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Tim gets it.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This isn’t hard, Dems: “Trump gutted aviation safety in his first week, and put an incompetent reality TV contestant and cable host in charge of the Department of Transportation and Defense. He should be personally calling every family who lost a loved one to apologize for his failed leadership.”
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Perhaps a major political party should call attention to this, so that when the lack of safety oversight has very predictable and catastrophic results, there is already an (accurate) narrative that will appropriately assign blame. But what do I know, I’m just a simple caveman voter.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
#HegsethPolicies All military contracts must order supplies in multiples of 88.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Lead paragraph in the NYT today. What a joke of a publication.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I finally got around to watching Alien Romulus this week. I had low expectations and was very pleasantly surprised - probably the best entry in the franchise since Aliens. It’s definitely worth a watch.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Anyway, think I’ll watch Last Crusade tonight.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Are eggs and gas cheap yet?
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Reupping this for no particular reason.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The first major Dem who loudly calls out these Surrender Caucus morons will have the inside track in the 2028 primary.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Skeeting is very popular these days! Also Bluesky is #1.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Repost with one of the greatest villains in cinema history
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Jaz @jaz.sh · 10/11/2024
If you're wondering how things have been going at the Posting Factory Over 100k new users per day since November 5th and no sign of slowing. ~10M follows per day (+400%) ~18M likes per day (+46%) ~3M posts per day (+30%) Firehose traffic regularly over 500 evt/sec for most of the day now.
Graph of users over time on Bluesky and new users per day showing a trail off from the last big EME over 2 weeks ago and then a steady linear increase now at 100k new users per day since November 5th. Graph starts 2 weeks ago at 12.8M users and ends at 14.25M users (midnight today).Graph of firehose traffic over time showing a 24 hour window with an overlay from a day ago, a week ago, and 4 weeks ago. You can see a clear day/night cycle with quiet hours from 11PM PST to 3AM PST where traffic is 1/2 the "peak".
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Mean: 402 evt/s
1 Day Ago
Mean: 380 evt/s
1 Week Ago
Mean: 216 evt/s
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Mean: 122 evt/s
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
What is one of your comfort movies?
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a back to the future car is driving down a street at night
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/11/2024
I don't mean to be the Mr. Rogers of Bluesky (I say "fuck" too much for that), but I did want to say for the new folks it's okay to be sad about the former Twitter, and everything that was lost there. I was sad about it too when I finally left. It's a real place with real memories. I mourned a bit.
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Biden should do blanket pardons of every category of person on Trump’s enemies list. Harris. Every Dem elected official. The Obamas. Hillary. Jack Smith. All the whistleblowers, etc. Then resign on 1/19 and have Harris do the same for him. It would significantly blunt the revenge tour.
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