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G. D. Penman

@gdpenman.bsky.social
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Fantasy author. Internationally bestselling, critically acclaimed, so cool, so sexy etc. www.gdpenman.com

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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 2h
I am experiencing no small amount of jealousy towards friends and peers at FantasyCon. But then I must remind myself that I hate going places and seeing people. Even people I like. Mine is the heart of a hermit.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 2h
There seem to be 2 camps. One that wanted it to end before that last sequence, and one who thought that last sequence was the perfect campy chaotic climax. Nobody is indifferent.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 2h
A useful thread about a fresh front opening up on the war on writers.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 2h
We are doing some super el ninõ shit this year, apparently
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Widow's Bay is turning out to be excellent. So glad I didn't abandon it after the slightly dull first episode because it clearly just needed a run up before it could take flight.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I always hear Ethan Winters to the tune of Iiiiiivyyyy Wintersssss.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have Alan Wake 2 to play. But to get to it, I have to finish Alan Wake 1. I bounced off AW1 originally, because the main character is a writer, and as you know, I hate writers. But maybe this time will be different. *cue groundhog day loop of my misery*
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My only complaint about Lifeforce (1985) is that they prevented the heroic space shuttle captain making out with the space vampire lady while she was possessing Patrick Stewart.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The campy charm is definitely the appeal of a lot of the 80s flicks we are gravitating towards. We went in blind, so everything was a pleasant surprise. I suspect we are trying to recapture the Blockbuster experience, picking movies with as little advance knowledge about them as possible.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Last night's movie was Witchtrap. Bad plot, bad acting, but the dialogue was so funny it made the whole thing enjoyable. Two of the characters in the haunted house trying to kill them just doing buddy cop quips back and forth the whole time... genius move.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Prosper's Demon - K. J. Parker
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He uses it only for evil.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My son inexplicably developed this laugh as a teenager without ever encountering Mutley as a child. Eerie.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Our Halloween movie marathon hit a rough patch, but we emerged into the glory of John Carpenter's Village of the Damned last night, which managed to be genuinely horrifying in places despite the more... goofy elements.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Why set a crime novel in a slaughterhouse?" Because that is an absolutely banging place to set a crime novel, no explanation needed 😅
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm picturing it in the "NoLogo" font.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After that (Helen) Grant money, presumably.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Its the constant flow of it, just like a kid's rambling storytelling.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Morning! I am currently reading Arthur Machen's The White People. While the framing device was overwrought enough to almost put me off, the "fairy tale" written in a child's voice is weirdly effective. I am a sucker for good voice in a story.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every possible way it could be wrong, it is wrong. 😅 The evil parrot is surprisingly effective as a villain though... especially his Hannibal Lecter style introduction.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am familiar with the concept of refuge in audacity, but every time the evil parrot in Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated says the phrase "poisonous cobra larvae implanted in your spine" and activates them by pushing a button, I lose my fucking mind.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do you read Sutter Cane? Kicked off the halloween horror movie marathon month with a bang.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been reading some older "fantasy" stories, that would now be called "horror" stories, but at the time were called "dillemma" stories, and which somehow are best described as "weird" tales. Genre is the root of all evil.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My darling wife purchased some new pillows for our bed. Pillows that seem to be mostly empty. A single layer of feathers spread flat across the inside. It was like laying my head down on a crisp packet. Needless to say, I am well rested.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reminds me of that dog that danced at Crufts: Tripping Hazard.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be fair, I think we were all pretty surprised, given his track record.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tomorrow will be a better day. (I keep telling myself.)
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You deserve some sort of special award for that one. Incredible.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think they are too busy trying to club the leader of the labour party to death for proposing labour policies today.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want these on my shelves, so I guess I need to wait for the new paperbacks in January, but my goodness, don't they look gorgeous.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you are a Stranger Things fan (sorry) and you need a name for a cat, please consider "Shady Slink."
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no!
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm just glad it got published so I don't have to feel guilty about forgetting to send you back notes for another decade. 😅
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was lucky enough to read an early draft of this book a million or so years ago, well worth a look if you want something a little different from the usual historical fantasy fare.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Horror fans really are eating well at the moment. Across all media. Meanwhile I look through award shortlists for fantasy and I recognise nobody and nothing interesting.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ghostphone. I can still hear his buzzes...
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
4. No amount of evidence will convince my father to believe in me.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reasons my wife believes I am a haunting: 1. Meticulous knowledge of the past, little awareness of the present. 2. Mysterious smells drifting through the house. 3. Strange whispering in the dead of night.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A squirrel just casually strolled by my feet as I was having a smoke. I think I just won today and I haven't even started yet.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reality Fracture prerelease is today. It feels like someone at Hasbro saw all the multiverse nonsense Marvel movies were doing to alienate fans and decided they wanted in on it. That said; I am a sucker for the alternate universe version of evil characters as good, dragons as sphynx etc. #mtg
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As October draws ever nearer, I have begun assembling a collection of films and books of the spooky variety, to indulge in.
It's ween
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wriggly Ever After, the sequel to goblin-road-trip-comedy Wriggly Little Hands is out today, if you need a little joy in your lives. www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
Wriggly Ever After book cover.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Our local antique store has a genuine Morrocan fez. It is calling to me like the Green Goblin mask. Anyway, the group chat immediately began savaging me.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The microwave in our house has gone unused for so long it has become French.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That would definitely be the video with the most views
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is really just the name tbh. And the comedy potential of a werewolf youtuber... and maybe having a little entourage made up of other werewolves...
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Has anyone written a Mr Beast werewolf AU yet, or do I have to do everything myself?
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ah, I believe I understand. In their efforts to make him 'Mackle' less, they have instead caused him to 'Mackle' more. Yes?
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Hector of Judgement is upon ye.
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G. D. Penman @gdpenman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In my mind he is not ginger, he is beige, just like his music.
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