This feels more and more like the "Bluesky Petty Vengeance Tour" update, the further I scroll down.
Grimm (Probably Not Escaping Samsara)
@gdi.wtf
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Tired. 4 decades and counting. Chicago born, PNW raised, Minnesota transplant. Approximately 3800 Roborovski hamsters in a Carhartt jacket and they are all trying very hard. ICE GIT OUT YA fuckin DUMBIES
![Close up of a hand written report card. In red ink, the words 'Im cheering for you!' are written at the top and a little cat cupcake sticker is on the top right corner.
The grading system:
A = SCREAM!!
B = SCREAM!?
C = SCREAM ??
F = [judgemental silence]
Name: Madam Oh
Grade: Spring 2025
SUBJECT:
Perch = F/see me
Poop steppin' = A
Step on sister = A
Scream = A
Identify Food = F/see me
BEHAVIOR:
Madam Oh struggles to keep up with her peers, but she doesn't have to struggle to get along with them!
Despite walking all over her sisters (literally) and pecking at fresh poop, she is well-liked, and missed when absent.
Teacher's comment: The most earnest chicken I've ever met.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wpb6evzmpho5b7nro6pg66tn/bafkreig5oqvjcxwsyogyzaghafw65a7i3ndmwzout7jisp2iss4j2u4x7a)
