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Geoff Holtby

@gdholtby.bsky.social
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IT / telephony guy in Northern Ontario

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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 8h
What We Do in the Shadows For Tax Purposes
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Artificial” sweeteners aren’t even actually technically low or zero calorie at all, they are as calorically dense as sugar by weight, it’s just that you only need a fraction of a gram instead of whole teaspoons of the stuff, so the calories can basically be rounded down to zero.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You joke in this episode that “we should call artificial sweeteners super sweeteners”, but that’s actually probably a better term for them. Chemicals like aspartame ARE actually “real” sweeteners that work the same way as sugars, they’re just hundreds of times sweeter so you only need a tiny bit.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m still on the sourdough train
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"You people have carpet on your hearts!"
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"You people have carpet on your hearts" is one of the all-time great Bruce McCullough KITH lines.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fine Ham Abounds youtu.be/D2Ka2nkIi2I
youtu.be
Kids In The Hall - Ham of Truth
YouTube video by grinc333
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, this is cope. Sucks that half your electorate is stupid, but here we are.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SHRIMP. HEAVEN. NOW.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
was that not already common knowledge?
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Made me think a lot less of NK Jemisin
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just two buddies on a snack break
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone get this Generic Democrat fellow on a ballot
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait is that how you pronounce that actor's name?
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whenever I see early '00s comics now, one of my first thoughts is always "man we all had such tiny and low-rez monitors back then."
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The upshot of it all is that a song can have a billion streams on Spotify, but if you don't use that platform, or even if you do but have curated a different algorithm, you can be completely oblivious to it. Pop culture, and especially music, is the most silo'd it's ever been.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Plus with charts now calculated based listens rather than record sales, hit songs are stickier, especially because it introduces a feedback effect on Spotify where if a song is popular, Spotify plays it to more people on playlists, and those plays keep it in the charts, so it gets played more...
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's not even a left v right thing in this case, the divide is just between people who listen to top40 radio / country radio / automaticly generated spotify playlists vs. people who don't.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's really funny to me that Disney is obsessed with branding the main-line Star Wars films as "The Skywalker Saga" but they killed off all of the Skywalkers and snuffed out their bloodline in their first attempt at continuing the story.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They also look off in a way where it's obvious no one actually LOOKED at them before printing and said "hmm maybe let's try that one again". Like this place in Paris I went to where the menu had gravel-and-non-euclidean-ham-topped pizza with side pistachios.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Along with people saying "they won't tell you" things that absolutely everyone has told you, there's another complementary genre of dumb post, which is people saying "we were always taught" things that absolutely no one was taught.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Much like how CS is a traffic flow simulator.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna need to hear Hayden's West Country accent first.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They need to put Vic Michaelis on Taskmaster
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have you picked your frozen-in-hot-ash death pose yet?
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So if there's a tsunami does it smash into the ceiling?
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It can't just be a lesbian bar, it has to be a 2SLGBTQQIAA++ inclusive covid-conscious anti-racist de-colonialist land-back neurodivergent-supportive anarcho-collectivist anti-capitalist anti-Zionist lesbian bar.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think a big part of what always self-sabotages endeavors like these by leftists is that the impulse to include everyone and the inability to tell anyone "no" results in everything being about everything...
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is kind of amazing what an artifact of just-under-the-wire pre AI online culture this video is. youtu.be/biYciU1uiUw
youtu.be
Contrepreneurs: The Mikkelsen Twins
YouTube video by Folding Ideas
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More proof that Portlandia was a documentary.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is what happens literally every single time someone tries to run a business that caters to that demographic.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Extremely minor thing that unreasonably annoys me: On youtube, the line at the top of the summary snippet that says how long ago a video was published rounds *down* to the nearest year, so a video published 3 years and 360 days ago says "3 years ago" until you expand it.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think it's possible to log off TOO hard.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fat-fingering phone keyboard almost had me coining the phrase "hot dogs hollering".
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
asafoetida
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
isn't that actress one of Elon Musk's baby mamas?
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This seems like it was an extremely predictable and avoidable controversy if the festival bookers knew anything at all about the acts they were booking. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Flo Rida's use of alcohol props in show at Thunder Bay, Ont., sober event prompts apology from festival team | CBC News
The Wake the Giant Music Festival is facing backlash after headliner Flo Rida, an American rapper, used alcohol props on stage at the sober event in Thunder Bay on Saturday. The annual event aims to c...
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did he actually not pay his taxes?
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If I owned a cafe or something I would make up signs like this to put up and then refuse to elaborate when anyone asked.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love spellcheck
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zoomer slang ruining everything…
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sorry they’re called Fluffer diagrams now, it’s too late
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Learn the rules, Will: Me replying or quote-tweeting to dunk on you: clever, righteous, speaking truth to power, some might even say heroic. You replying or quote-tweeting to dunk on me: targeted harrassment, gang-stalking, basically doxxing, je téléphone à la police.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Air Canada in-flight roundup: Blackberry (2023) which I watched on the way to France is probably the best (certainly funnest) movie I’ve seen this year. Watched Bugonia and Weapons on the way back, which both start out with compelling premises but fall apart when you find out what genre the film is.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think a lot of people internalized the “coffee dehydrates you” myth at a formative age and are in denial that almost all beverages are like 90-99% water which will still hydrate you even if it has caffeine or aspartame in it.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m at the international departures gates in Charles de Gaulle airport and the only coffee options are McDonald’s and Starbucks
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The one thing I want from a car stereo that no car has ever delivered in non-touchscreen form is the ability to switch between my podcast app and music app when I'm streaming bluetooth from my phone.
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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You seem not great at math.
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