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Cecil Stedman

@gdapentagon.bsky.social
35 followers 16 following 54 posts

Head of the global defense agency. Responsible for protecting the earth from all manner of threats, be they terrestrial or extraterrestrial.

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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Guess who’s back
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Sure. Whatever you say Donald, keep an eye on them.
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✨Allen @spacevibesonly.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
"𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘮?" "... 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺, s𝘶𝘳𝘦. 𝘐’𝘮 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘮. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭." "𝘛𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩."
and then her dad walked in
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
You will not go near our McDonald’s.
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Damnit, popper got to the orange juice again. We have to have a lock on it or something
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Let’s be glad he’s dead. Yup. Totally dead.
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
We have the money to spare for the best ingredients, so yes it’s far better. And yes there are other fast food chains. Such as Panda Express and Starbucks, but McDonald’s is the best
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✨Allen @spacevibesonly.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
→ 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵 #7: 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 '𝘛𝘢𝘤𝘰 𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘭.' 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘥. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵? 𝘐’𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 (𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦). 𝘉𝘰𝘯𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘥𝘦? 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦. 🚀🌮💬
at taco bell
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Only high level government employees can access the McDonald’s. No civilians can have our McNuggets
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I prefer McDonald’s
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Oh shiver me timbers you ain’t getting anywhere near the pentagon little bro
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Oh no he’s hot
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
You ain’t getting him, bitch
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
“I need you Cecil!” Bitch I ain’t going down there that mf was staring you down
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
This was the last image saved to Omni-Man’s hard drive before he went rogue. Anyone know what this could mean?
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Damn we should’ve just given Rex a bunch of skeletons
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Felt cute. Might delete later
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I’m ceciling it
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
What now?
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This kid is such a damn hypocrite. He’ll work for his dad who murdered dozens in Chicago, but the moment I work with a couple former killers he loses his mind. Society, much?
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Skybound @skybound.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
WE ARE SO BACK!!!
Invincible poster for Episodes 301, 302 and 303. Mark is in the foreground with Cecil looming large behind him. Characters to the right of them include Donald, Kate, Immortal, Shapesmith, Doc Seismic, and Black Samson. Characters to their left include Eve, Debbie, Oliver, Rex, Rae, Rudy, Bulletproof and Monster Girl. Below the Invincible logo at the bottom is #InvincibleFriday and the Prime logo
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Invincible? More like little bastard
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Wait a minute.. you’re telling me he’s called “Allen the alien”? Seriously? Does he call himself that?
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Ever wondered where your tax dollars are going? Me teleporting so I don’t have to walk to the lunch room. Cry about it
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Damnit we’re out of orange juice again. We’ve got to keep the stash hidden from miss popper
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Thank you Donald for watching the account while I recovered from my injury. Smells like employee of the month if you ask me
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Hey guys it’s Donald. Cecil gave me his password in case anything happened to him. He’s currently recovering from a stubbed toe. He should be fully recovered in 5 minutes.
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
If he’s called invincible, then why do we need to patch him up so much every other week?
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Why the hell does invincible keep flying off to random alien planets to fight wars I haven’t even heard of? Really screws up my week
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Employee of the month continually for the past 19 years. Thank you, Donald
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Bitch ass mf
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Omni-man totally fucking did it
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Oh god they hit the guardians of the globe
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Cecil Stedman @gdapentagon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Just got done with my hour long goo bath. How’s the world looking?
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