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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 20/09/2026

Nice bike, Morgan (girl’s name)

GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 19/09/2026

#crew96 with another MEANINGLESS MLS match tonight in Montreal. You should still come watch with us at Tav to make sure the Lads stay sharp for The Cup!

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 17/09/2026

Yes but did he get the Campeones Cup MVP?

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 10/09/2026

#Crew96 dropped 5 in a row, won Saturday and then promptly lost their next match to a team that’s out of the playoff hunt [also]

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 10/09/2026

This is an interesting push alert to send after last night. By “interesting,” we mean “calling the teacher ‘mom’”-level embarrassing #crew96

Ticketmaster Push Alert sent to a Crew season ticket member—they know that, the account is linked to Ticketmaster—that reads: “The midseason momentum is ramping up! Be part of the culture. Get tickets today.”

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 09/09/2026

#crew96 are in the DC Swamp tonight and could be just 1 point out of the playoffs by the final whistle if Laurent Courtois has the COURAGE to do the RIGHT THING (play a back-3 and start Taha at midfield). Come up the Lads with us at Tav! WATCH PARTY!

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 30/08/2026

You know the young player who’s made the most strides and has been one of the only bright spots of the season? What if you played him in the most ineffective position you can find for him?

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 27/08/2026

Hey that one was David! Bart had too much shame to post this

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 22/08/2026

Join us at City Tavern tonight! We’re gonna get NASHTY! #crew96

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 20/08/2026

We can’t be any more Back

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 20/08/2026

It was all LITTLE BUFF BOYYYYYYY!!!!! #crew96

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 16/08/2026

Clearly someone isn’t following current events (we assume the SpaceX rocket blew up with them all in it)

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 15/08/2026

It’s #Match #Day Up the Lads with us tonight at Tav! SPECIAL PROMO: If #Crew96 make it 20 mins in without a player getting subbed off for injury in Charlotte, get 20% off your next drink courtesy of @patrickmurphy.bsky.social* *Must be 21+. Participating locations only. Void where prohibited.

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 11/08/2026

Hey @futi.live is 2025 Sean Zawadzki the best CB in MLS over the last decade (based on the model)? Cause based on a couple (hundred) plays it looks like 2025 Sean Zawadzki is the best CB in MLS over the last decade. #crew96

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 11/08/2026

Us, moments before hitting post

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 11/08/2026

It may look like it’s 10:30 PM outside during a hurricane but what if we told you it’s all going to stop for the #crew96 match? (If it doesn’t, you’re allowed to sue Apple.)

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 05/08/2026

Some takes that are looking prettay, prettay nice after last night😎 #crew96

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 04/08/2026

In our “The goals will come…” Era

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 04/08/2026

We finally did it! (Made a team of all current and former #crew96 players). It was not easy. It was not pretty. But do not sleep on the incredible Guy Remembering aspect. It’s the game with ing the game!

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 01/08/2026

MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAATCH DDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY #crew96 vs inter Messi fc at the Retirement Home Up the Lads with us at Tav!

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 28/07/2026

Can’t wait to see these two reunited and bossing championship midfields! @mfc.co.uk admin you have a chance to make some truly special content

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 28/07/2026

Official Statement from our Deputy Assistant Chief Legal Counsel:

Text exchange with our chief legal counsel where he says everything we want to do with $G€G$T0NK$ is legal and fine. You’re actually not missing much if you can’t see the screenshot.

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 07/07/2026

There is one man who can turn this match around

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 06/07/2026

TONIGHT. AT. TAV. 🇺🇸🇧🇪

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 30/06/2026

Buckets? Wait why would they need — Oh. OOOOH!

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 29/06/2026

#Crew96 trying so squeeze every cent revenue they can out of Diego, huh?

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 29/06/2026

How quickly everyone forgets the circumstances #crew96 acquired Rossi: immediately following unceremoniously selling their beloved DP #10 Trust the pro—who are we kidding?

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 25/06/2026

Max and the Lads wrap up group play tonight at 10PM vs Türkiye. Start soft-launching tomorrow’s “sick day” now: - Let it slip that you have a soar throat! - Complain about your headache near your nosy coworker! - Ask your boss if they feel cold or if it’s just you! Then join us at City Tavern!

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 19/06/2026

Uncle Gumbinho wants 🫵YOU🫵 to Up Max and the Lads! Op: 🦘 Kickoff: 3PM Where: City Tavern! #USMNT #WorldCup

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 12/06/2026

Gumbinho wants YOU to Up The Lads! Official GCGBAG World Cup Watch Party tonight at City Tavern! Max and the Gang🇺🇸 kick off vs Paraguay🇵🇾 at 9PM

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 17/05/2026

Defenses sweat when they see this man coming #Crew96

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