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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 10/07/2025
BRAZIL MENTIONED
BRAZIL MENTIONED
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 03/07/2025
so there's this programming language called cat that always produces quines
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 30/06/2025
with great power comes great responsability
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 23/06/2025
traffic sign for soccer fields let’s go
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 12/06/2025
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 08/06/2025
"I want gay married couples to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns" but drones
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 08/06/2025
wow this game is anti-simp
screenshot of Bomberman Land Touch DS game in a cutscene where the character Cute Pink (a girl all pink-dressed with a yellow heart in her forehead) says, while looking to the horizon from a pirate ship: "What a gorgeous view! But I'd much rather enjoy it with someone other than you. *sigh* I need a man."
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 06/06/2025
Tem uma galera na área que acha que só computeiro gosta do que faz Enquanto isso no r/plumbingporn…
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 29/05/2025
GitHub pull request called “Draft - DO NOT MERGE” merged
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 29/05/2025
On GitHub issues:

> Fast math mode should be off by no more than a few ulps;

That's a cute idea, but not what the flag means.
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 28/05/2025
btw
market cap of Intel at https://companiesmarketcap.com/intel/marketcap/
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 19/05/2025
LMAO I was muted from r/vlang (I NEVER interacted in that subreddit). Probably because I commented about the early drama in r/ProgrammingLanguages. Yeah V community, that's exactly what you should be doing to improve the image of your lang!
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 12/05/2025
European farmers mobilising on the worst political cause you’ve ever heard in your life (it’s the Monsters Inc scene where they’re walking towards the doors)
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 08/05/2025
til you can hold the right mouse button to open a menu in tmux
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 03/05/2025
kermit the frog
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 03/05/2025
I use this idiom of returning a pointer to a constant string a lot in C and it feels so wrong.
const char* const KermitGetErrorName(unsigned int code) {
    switch (code) {
        case KERMIT_ERROR_EACCES:
            return "permission denied";
        case KERMIT_ERROR_ENOSPC:
            return "no space left on device";
    }
}
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 01/05/2025
lol I received two scams with the exactly same formatting (I'm not even from Argentina lmao)
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 24/04/2025
“shoot that guy” scene from band of brothers
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 21/04/2025
Americanism (heresy)

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 21/04/2025
From Vice President JD Couchfucker Vance on Twitter:

Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health.

For context, that was a day before the Pope died.
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 17/04/2025
Lol. Lmao
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 17/04/2025
"shoot that guy" scene from band of brothers
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 15/04/2025
lol. lmao
> it is turing complete and faster than python in for loops, 70 times faster

To be fair, both of these things are also true of UNIVAC I
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 11/04/2025
Sintatically, Gandalf drew “6” Semantically, for the upper stickman he drew 9, and 6 for the other one Pragmatically we know Gandalf only wanted to generate polemic
Board draw with a 6, where a stickman thinks it means 6 and the other one thinks it means 9. Gandalf is draw in the side, he was the one that drew the 6. There’s some words in Portuguese about the subject of the class - semiotics - “ícone”, “símbolo” and “índice”
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 10/04/2025
Holy fuck Randall you’re not kidding Btw I have not seen your cat
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 05/04/2025
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 04/04/2025
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 02/04/2025
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 02/04/2025
McLaren’s Red Bull wtf
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 02/04/2025
and dats y u dont push directly to master and y u set up autotesting
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 02/04/2025
a gente tá com uma PR bem engraçada (no caso é por causa do vendoring de uma dependência grandona)
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 31/03/2025
WHO TFK THOUGH THIS SHOULD BE THE DEFAULT BEHAVIOUR
From stackoverflow:

Here is what I learnt:

clang by default looks for the gcc standard C++ library and it stops if this doesn't work.

It looks for the highest version. The highest version is determined by the highest version of gcc installed. So if you don't have a g++ installed which matches your highest gcc version, clang gives up when it can't find libstdc++ the first time .

So I had gcc- but I did not have g++-9.
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 24/03/2025
> bah tinha um problema na estimativa do erro
> agr ele tá estimando só 27 dígitos e não 107
> oq ainda tá errado mas tá errado com 80 ordens de grandeza de diferença
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 23/03/2025
and now they're... well... Japan
These two views, instrumentalism and determinism, have an interesting history in Japan. The Meiji state started out with a firm instrumentalist conviction that it could adopt Western technology to enhance its power without sacrificing traditional values.
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 22/03/2025
lol. lmao.
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 22/03/2025
vai tomar no cu todo mundo que é envolvido com essa porra
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 21/03/2025
lol. lmao.
Kaluga MP Calls on Russian Women to Wear Miniskirts More Often to Increase Birth Rate

In order to increase the birth rate in Russia, girls need to wear miniskirts, said Yevgeny Rudenko, a deputy of the Tarusa City Duma in the Kaluga Region from the LDPR. 
"The deputies of Tarusa are asking the women of Tarusa to wear miniskirts more often on sunny days," he wrote on his page on the social network VKontakte. 
In the comments to the post, he specified that in the LDPR, girls "periodically delight the guys with miniskirts," and due to "modesty [Russian women] have become less likely to marry."
According to the deputy, women wearing revealing clothing increases their chances of getting married several times over.
There is currently a decline in the orc population and orcettes are encouraged to increase their production rates.
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 21/03/2025
When only 14% of your citizens go to church on a regular basis, 73 out of 100 marriages end in divorce, you've got 500000 abandoned children, you're the European leader of children raised by single parents and abortions per capita, but you still managed to convince the leaders of European alt right that you're the true bastion of conservative values because of anti-gay laws and high levels of domestic violence
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 16/03/2025
da pra postar vídeo com mais de 1 minuto
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 16/03/2025
Print de resposta à uma mensagem de WhatsApp

Original: "eu adicionei o total de 1 (uma) unidade de parágrafo que cobriu basicamente só o que 1 (um) revisor falou e chamei isso de dia"
Resposta: "Based"
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 15/03/2025
fonte: minhas anotações de Teoria da Computação
Anotações em um caderno, incluindo o parágrafo acima. A caligrafia é letra de máquina e é uma droga
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 15/03/2025
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 12/03/2025
this.
If this was a question about theoretical superiority go would have been the wrong choice. Given this was a choice about pragmatic needs around ease of maintenance, portability, simplicity, and memory management it makes sense go was chosen.
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 04/03/2025
atarashii gakko
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 03/03/2025
ESL Pro League chat:
- I hope we all win today guys God bless everyone in here
- nah I hope Pain wins
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 01/03/2025
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96 @gboncoffee.dev.br · 01/03/2025
r/linuxmint: how to install a windows app
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