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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Yeah, nah. If I want a quick and easy meal with protein I'll stick to beans on toast.
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
NGL, that took a sec to hit😄
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
That takes me back to the days of mistransformed G1 bots in the Argos catalogue 😄
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Great result. Hopefully Labour will stop chasing the reform curious vote. Icing on the cake is the Tories losing their deposit😄
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The English language can be a terrible thing😐
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I hope the Ork head is optional. If not it's kinda weird he brings it everywhere 😄
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"No, look it's impossible for the Galactic Empire to be inspired by real world fascists. How can they be, when the opening scroll clearly says it takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far far away?"
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
And you don't even need to ask them to step on you, they just do it😄
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I know it sounds conspiratorial, but the MSM really needs to shoulder a lot of the blame. I know a lot of people who don't follow current affairs beyond headlines and the 6 o'clock news. Reform get no scrutiny.
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Probably something old world empire related. But, could be Vostroyan first born for 40k.
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Yeah it's something the *insert any new trek show* critics forget. The early seasons of TNG and DS9 were rough until they found their groove later on.
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Guys, I think we may have finally found a use for AI generated faces😄
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Sounds a lot like what the MP for the constituency of " I made this all the fuck up" would say🙄
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Everyone will remember where they were and what they were doing when they heard. Few will remember much about the next 24 hours 🥳
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Meanwhile the Cadians not so subtle "inspiration" 😄
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
We should apply this standard to everything. "That radiator is leaking water everywhere" "Are you a plumber? No? Then stop complaining" 😐
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
*off screen Andre voice* Yes right here see? It says in the regulations that the canid out ranks me. I am after all only a humble guardsman.
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It's the circle of life. Yesterday's counter culture becomes today's mainstream and then fades into tomorrow's retro
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Well all Custodes are artificially enhanced followers of the aggressively atheist Imperial truth. That's what they meant, right? 😉😄
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
That take is one step away from accusing non Imperium players of hating humanity irl. Some people's inability to separate fiction from reality is kinda worrying/sad.
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Also
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Genuinely cannot fathom why they are willing to die for a regime that treats them like this.
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Yeah, and with everything that has been changed and added to the faction over that time. It's not the armour, the jet bikes, the tanks or the dreads, not the alternate colour schemes or leaving the palace that gets them raging. It's adding women.
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Looks like all my 40k Custodes are gonna have to start calling people "bub" 😄
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Icing on the cake is it's a 30k release. The setting that's retcons all the way down, but somehow adding women is their red line🤦
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The "problem" for GW is 30k. Just like the Custodes, SM are in both settings. If GW uses lore progression to add FSM in 40k then that blocks them from 30k. If they ever do fsm imo GW will be better off being upfront about the irl reasons and retconing them in. The usual crowd would bitch either way.
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I think this is a positive effect of GW's preference for internal recruitment. Yes it can lead to groupthink bubbles. But it also means a lot of senior people at the company are creatives, or have worked alongside them.
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Maybe I'm being overly optimistic but, considering what GW calls "soon". Things could be very different by the time the doors open 🤞
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Iirc in older lore, it was implied that the rubric was Tzeentch's plan all along(tm). And that's why Magnus was stopped from killing Ahriman.
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
If only there was some group of friendly local European nations that we could join🤔
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE EPSTEIN FILES BEHIND THE CURTAIN
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
40k Vostroyan firstborn in plastic The inevitable SM stuff to not be 1st founding. Dark Mech Minor Xenos via Kill team AoS Kurnothi 30k Ruinstorm demons in plastic. Legion specific units in plastic. GW All rules free online, codexes/battletomes become lore books(we are wishlisting after all😉)
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Hands up if you're surprised😐
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The whole thing seems like the easiest false flag op Russia could ever pull.
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Good show old chap🫡
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Eldar pirate prince? Sweet😎
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
If MC Hammer did formal wear😉
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Pirate Vs Pirate shenanigans would imo be a welcome lowering of stakes from the "fate of the galaxy" plots and macguffins.
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
So the real lesson from this story is of course, all family members should be armed at all times. That's how this works in America right?😐
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I think that's probably a translation error. What he means is "make Ukraine a compliant and subservient country"
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
That is a lot more 3D than I expected 😎
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
For evidence I submit my evening meal plan 😄
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
"why did we get all this cheese?"
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Rumours from Valrak are a command squad + a 3 man "hunter" elite unit in the vein of Blade guard/Inner circle companions ect.
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
So endeth Xmas😄
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gbalpha.bsky.social @gbalpha.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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