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Gary

@gazzamagoo.bsky.social
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Centre-left liberal. Dogs. Drums. Football #BHAFC, Veggie. Probably watching telly. #NeverTrustACrow

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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 22h
Does every innocent, whimsical, obscure pastime or hobby have to be hijacked by a half dressed Only Fans model claiming to be a genuine proponent? Yes dear, I’m sure you’d definitely visit steam trains in that outfit if social media didn’t exist.
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What the hell!! Don’t even see a banishment let alone a murder?? #CelebrityTraitors
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love how calm Richard is staying. Not over professing his innocence at all. #CelebrityTraitors
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hope they keep Hannah in even if it makes her look like a traitor. #CelebrityTraitors
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They’re going to murder Hannah 😭😭😭 #CelebrityTraitors
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is going to fuck Ross’ head up 😂 #CelebrityTraitors
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honey Monster Maya #CelebrityTraitors
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are they going to mention the woman who went to #Esther complaining about being assaulted by Savile as a child but did nothing? #BBC
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Something something something was not on my bingo card for twenty-twenty si…” oh fuck off. 
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a month of football! #BHAFC
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amol gone 🙂 #CelebrityTraitors
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is #MockTheWeek in soft focus like old episodes of Moonlighting?
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just had an awful thought that what if you couldn't eat crisps anymore?
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Newcastle manager looks like a greasy estate agent #MOTD 
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All together now… #bhafc
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yep. Still got a crush on Dobby. #Taskmaster.
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just don't get why people get genuinely scared at these Halloween events using paid actors. They're just people. The scariest thing is the cost of the tickets.
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*like #BHAFC
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#BHAFC #MUFC Gross is a fucking machine!
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🎶 WE’RE FUCKING BRILLIAAAANT 🎶 #BHAFC
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#BHAFC
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Sheldon Cooper Hyperventilates with Paper Bag
ALT: Sheldon Cooper Hyperventilates with Paper Bag
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AVE IT!!! #BHAFC
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yesssssss #BHAFC
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All blue kit looks nice on telly #BHAFC
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The whole paranormal world is so tiresome. Is it a time slip? Is it a poltergeist? Is it a haunting? No it fucking isn't, grow up.
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What you never see in old science fiction film and TV set in the future (now ish) is the main character having to do software updates and consequently having to fucking remember passwords before they can do that world saving task.
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The #BayeuxTapestry looks shit.
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jurgen Klopp in the #trivago ads makes absolutely no sense. Why would a multimillionaire, former premier league and current Germany national team manager be hanging out with two nobodies looking for cheap hotels?
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#YouTube, you are allowing ads that are clearly scams! Usually made with Ai. Fucking sort it!
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ok so it’s just more people trying to get famous 🙄 The big guy is the one on TikTok that overreacts to jump scares #TheApocalypse #C4
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Had to be done 😁 Partridge commentates on #COVBHA #BHAFC
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cup game is on ITV on Wednesday. #BHAFC
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A TOWER!! #Taskmaster
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A grown, middle aged man on #facebook has shared a link from change.org to reinstate Tom Jones as a judge on #TheVoice. #FacebookNews
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you want me to take an online survey of your business then at least make sure there’s an incentive like a chance to win something. Otherwise get fucked.
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I want more Colin in #ColinFromAccounts!
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Come home Alexis 🙏 #BHAFC
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah, follow him back you shit!
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A lot of the shots in #Ludwig are out of focus, barely colour graded and for some reason taken up with black cinematic bars by about a quarter.
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh Kelsey you daft, senile old cunt ☹️
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah sorry Joe but not quite hitting the mark for me. Turning back over to the Dark Knight. #TheLycettArms
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Weak jokes so far #TheLycettArms
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You never see kids doing armpit farts any more. I blame social media.
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is Matt Lucas serious that he’s never seen #Taskmaster? Who in the British comedy world has never seen it??
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
SHID #Taskmaster
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Old straight white middle class men hand over tv show to young straight white middle class men. #TheGrandTour #Amazon
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why have you stopped posting here but not on X? If the club supposedly wants to promote certain values then #LeaveYourX #BHAFC @officialbha.bsky.social
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If he can do what Caicedo did and score a few cracking goals he’ll be a £130M player. #BHAFC
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Going to cancel out those 4 goals then are we? This is why it’s important to keep going for more… #BHAFC
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Gary @gazzamagoo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hahahahahahahaha. #THFC #Spurs
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