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@gaznextdoor.bsky.social
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Here for a good time…and perhaps for a long time. Happy to offer unsolicited and useless advice that may be detrimental to your health and career. Also, happy to give advice about running shoes. Also, I ❤️RFC 🐯

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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyway, speaking of Angie Hart…theres TayTay and there’s Frente youtu.be/gjX2NtjKVck?...
youtu.be
Frente! - What's Come Over Me
YouTube video by ohnoitisnathan8
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shoebridge hasn’t given me any Mamdani vibes yet- but what ever happens with the Greens, I can bet you anything Labor and their shitty little simps will blame the Greens for Albo getting his arse and shit eating grin kicked in at the next election.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apart from the worlds shittest coffee
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Angie Hart popped up on my FB and it back to the time when Frente finished a gig at The Punters and I was a few beers deep-said to my mates the leader singer is 🔥 I’m gonna bust a move and ask her out…I got to the bar where she was, absolutely shat myself and just said “great gig” and walked off
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The problem with those generals is that they haven’t neutralised Hegseth.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If there was an Almighty Dog, it would’ve been a different political leader getting sick.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Murdoch ABC now doing a number on EVs - this headline is absolutely misleading when you read the full story. Seriously, Fuck Off ABC and every Murdoch cunt can burn in hell in the next big bushfire… Warning from EV owner caught with low charge in bushfire - ABC News
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I grew up in melbs west-it was tough. You had to be street smart,knowing when to cross the footpath,go back or walk straight thru. There was no middle ground,you were either with the your crew or you were fodder. Gary Anderson went down a rabbit hole but his songs stuck youtu.be/Ec5g1qdGw-o?...
youtu.be
Rose Tattoo - Scarred For Life
YouTube video by KingFucTer
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Turns out, the Pierce injury may have been the difference- doubt Bris would’ve got all those goals at the end had he been there.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gutted for Freo, but gotta give cred where it’s due. Media constantly blowing up Chris Scott or Luke Beveridge but Fagan is by far the best. Took over in 2017 when Bris had players leaving left right centre, 7 wins in 2 seasons, then since 2019, have finished top 4 and now the 3peat.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shai Bolton for the Normie…always was, always will be a 🐯
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t have Kylie on any of my playlists, but the Gal knows how to put on great show!!! #AFLGrandFinal
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ADF ads missing that bit were you get to kill arabs…
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Suitable candidate for One Nation with Chip Le Gronk to kiss ass
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Haha, Libba just slayed Albo on The Front Bar 😂
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lachie Neale cleared to play. Absolute Bullshit! The AFL is fucked. Every single player got the one week suspension for the gut punch this season, and Neale has done it several times before.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No billionaires will be harmed in the making of this production
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No matter how many times I block spam emails, they still make it into my inbox as a blocked user. Any tips on how to kill these off?
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every media muggy and even our coach piled on a 2nd year kid - Luke Trainor - for doing exactly what Lachie Neale did.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
VicPol - when they’re not busy keeping us all safe from protestors, protecting war criminals and weapons manufacturers - they’re cruising around shopping centre carparks keeping us safe from the machete ridden streets of Melbourne.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ABC platforming James Patterson anti China anti renewables and the BYD Shark…if you’re worried about your data - get rid of FB, Insta, WhatsApp….even this app. You’re are already in the gun. This is ABC doing ACA shit.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don’t let your mates know you have a Ute.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We live in times where corruption is rife and unaccounted for, ably supported by our corrupt leader. They all deserve baseball bats…
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If there really was an almighty Dog up there, there’d be a lot of other politicians dying before Tim…
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t think I’ve seen a better finals game than this, 17, 19, 20 GFs aside
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Haha, suck shit
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran was always shit. Sunday sipper muso at best.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I give you Labor…the gift that keeps on making me want to march them all off the edge of a cliff.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Had the craziest sleep paralysis instigated by my cat meowing right in my face - I must have been in the deepest of sleeps and about a thousand dreams clashed in 5 seconds and all my friends were in them, and of all things, I was calling out for mum whilst feeling like I was suffocating.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This won’t damage her vote - remember how VTP went?
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Looks like we got ourselves a terrorist organisation….
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It would be really good in this day and age of high tech sophistry that someone invented a hoodie where when you go to take it off it doesn’t rip off your t shirt and singlet causing a huge gut spill …
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Bread Zeppelin
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Found 5000 eaters of 💩
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Damn straight she’s a coward. I’ll never forget when she thought she’d flip a huge ON bird at indigenous folk saying she’d climb the rock…only to shit her arse nappies half way up and squealed all the way down.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Labor constantly votes with the Libs - and that won’t stop in a minority situation. Labor and Libs combined vote needs to be around 30-35% for Australia to be in true minority democracy.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We’re a lot closer than you think to the day ON put Martin Bryant up as a candidate.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Growing backlash from which arseholes?🤔
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the government was serious about tackling inflation, it would start by guillotining these neoliberal psychopathic cunts in the RBA.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is classic One Nation gaming - and James Ashby did it well Dodgy candidate with chequered past Hang out all the dirty laundry up front Then pivot to common person Who turned things around Now “chequered past” becomes relatable Ppl DGAF about the candidate when the current govt DGAF about them
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If only he threatened to endlessly bitch slap our sell out PM, he would’ve copped a fine….deposited into his account apple.news/A_OhIz7wnRGe...
apple.news
Man who threatened PM and treasurer avoids jail — ABC News
A Gold Coast man who threatened to bash and paralyse Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has narrowly avoided jail time.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I got married on this very day, 29 years ago. It ended 11 years later.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My boss got me a GWM Cannon (diesel) and it’s doing my head in. The Apple car play is a temperamental fck, it has no imbuilt navigation and it solely relies on CarPlay (Apple or Android) I wasted 40 minutes this morning trying to connect it. I came back from a piss and it miraculously worked
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If there’s one thing Labor are good at- it’s taking power away and shafting people.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pheromone maxxing all the rage in the dating scene…smelling like shit and festering bacteria is apparently a hit with the ladies.
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@tonyburkemp.bsky.social is there anything you won’t bend over backwards for war criminals?? “It is understood Oryon will be given police protection for the entirety of the race.”
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Labor’s race to the bottom is far more composed and measured than ON 😊
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
youtu.be/BSIFNuFa-RE?...
youtu.be
Ain't No Fun (Waiting Round to Be a Millionaire)
YouTube video by AC/DC - Topic
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Gazometer @gaznextdoor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No billionaires were harmed in this global warming event.
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Christina🌊🌊 @sassycc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yup
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