I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 1hThe heat in our building kicked on last night. It’s official. Winter is coming… 040
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 17hFeels appropriate that I had to renew my NYPL card during #BannedBooksWeek. “Knowledge is power.” 0110
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So, I burned through book one of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series in a day and a half and I immediately need to know what’s next for Carl and Princess Donut. I give the first book a solid 4/5. Fun, witty, fast- but well-paced story. Highly recommend. 090
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The first book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series was available from the library, so… here goes? 350
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Got my shiny Smoliv. Now where’s the Applin??? 030
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My company is doing a “culture survey” and, I kid you not, offered a pizza party for 100% participation. Like, be fucking for real. 280
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Speaking of signature gifs/memes… what would y’all say yours is?static.klipy.comDavid Rose's Confused Key MomentALT: David Rose's Confused Key Moment 190
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There should be a “homo” filter on socials. Like, I don’t want to see any hetero content. Gross. 090
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026QTP with a GIF of the game you’re currently playing.static.klipy.comDitto PokemonALT: Ditto Pokemon 030
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just signed our lease renewal for a seventh year in this apartment. Wild. They only gouged us slightly more this year 🙄static.klipy.comAriel Signs Voice Contract - The Little MermaidALT: Ariel Signs Voice Contract - The Little Mermaid 0120
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s far too chilly for this early in the season 🥶 030
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As I suffer the slow pace of commuters, I silently plead them to shuffle along faster or shuffle off this mortal coil and rid us all of their sloth. 041
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 23/09/2026These are #My9Games. And yes, I’m counting the Mass Effect Trilogy as one because the collective is a masterpiece. 2100
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Happy fall, y’all! Or thotumn. Whichever way you say it 😜 050
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The episode of Charmed where Piper falls for a ghost… 😭 390
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Not my husband flashing me his 🍑 while I’m on a video call knowing I can’t do anything about it 🥵😭 0130
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In the immortal words of Moira Rose, “Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now.” 2480
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This view. Just stunning. #FireIsland with #NoFilter 091
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Someone brought a baby. To Tea. On Fire Island.static.klipy.comReese Witherspoon Reacts to Baby in a BarALT: Reese Witherspoon Reacts to Baby in a Bar 070
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 12/09/2026No matter what muscle group I’m working on, the legs always steal the show 😅 1521
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Did I just unfollow a thot pocket on IG for talking about his wife? Absolutely I did. Get that hetero nonsense outta here. 180
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There is a douche canoe on FaceTime while working out and I’m just over here like….static.klipy.comChandler Bing's Iconic 'Shut Up!' QuoteALT: Chandler Bing's Iconic 'Shut Up!' Quote 181
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“Hot” take of the day: Bitch, you are NOT straight if you’re on Grindr. 083
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I had my first cup of coffee in several months followed by three more and I’m officially vibrating. So clearly the correct response was to go for a run. Snap saw it first 😜 1370
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Logged into work this morning to the realization that it’s a half day and a long weekend. LFG!! 070
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I. Don’t. Need. Halloween. Oreos. Me to me.static.klipy.comElijah Mikaelson: Listen to Me, Be StrongALT: Elijah Mikaelson: Listen to Me, Be Strong 390
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Forcing myself to the gym because “exercise releases endorphins…” 🙄😅 090
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Seven years ago, these two kids got married. Happy anniversary, @gothamgay.bsky.social ❤️ 3650
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Exercise releases endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t murder idiots in Whole Foods. They just don’t. 0290
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I’d say Fire Island has been a success 🌈 0350
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 18/08/2026@gothamgay.bsky.social and I got some much needed relaxing 0311
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This humidity is heinousstatic.klipy.com6ALT: 6 050
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 07/08/2026There’s a caked up daddy at the gym right now and, in the immortal words of Olympia Dukakis, “It’s like two pigs fighting under a blanket.” 🥵 040
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Seeing Hilary Duff tonight for MSG Night Two!!static.klipy.comLizzie McGuire (Hilary Duff) - This Is What Dreams Are Made OfALT: Lizzie McGuire (Hilary Duff) - This Is What Dreams Are Made Of 040
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The number of times I get comfy in bed only to realize I haven’t taken my contacts out… 😭 1100
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Only took me a few years, but I finished the Paldean Pokédex. Now onto the DLC 😅 090
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Rewatching Project Hail Mary and being absolutely enamored once again ❤️ an excellent film. 10/10.static.klipy.comProject Hail Mary Project Hail Mary RockyALT: Project Hail Mary Project Hail Mary Rocky 2141
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 31/07/2026You know the drill. Gay powers restored. 🌈💇🏻♂️😜 3780
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.static.klipy.comRuby Rhod (Chris Tucker) - Unbelievable!ALT: Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker) - Unbelievable! 140
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Two weeks to Fire Island and I woke up craving sugar in the worst way. An itch that a protein shake just won’t scratch 🥲 030
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 28/07/2026There’s a couple on what I presume is a first date and she didn’t know the capital of New York is Albany. As she’s sitting in a bar in NYC. Gurl. 3130
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I will never understand why people seem to take complete leave of their senses when they step inside a grocery store. 380
I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Nothing hits quite like being able to serve someone with receipts when they try to “correct” you.static.klipy.comDashboard Confessional - Chris Carrabba: VindicatedALT: Dashboard Confessional - Chris Carrabba: Vindicated 022