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I’m Jess Sayin’…

@gaysofourlives.bsky.social
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Thirty and flirty and thriving. NYC. LGBTQ+ he/him/his #booknerd. Kylie Minogue is my Queen. #gaymer

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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 1h
The heat in our building kicked on last night. It’s official. Winter is coming…
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 17h
Feels appropriate that I had to renew my NYPL card during #BannedBooksWeek. “Knowledge is power.”
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So, I burned through book one of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series in a day and a half and I immediately need to know what’s next for Carl and Princess Donut. I give the first book a solid 4/5. Fun, witty, fast- but well-paced story. Highly recommend.
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The first book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series was available from the library, so… here goes?
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got my shiny Smoliv. Now where’s the Applin???
Shiny Smoliv
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My company is doing a “culture survey” and, I kid you not, offered a pizza party for 100% participation. Like, be fucking for real.
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Speaking of signature gifs/memes… what would y’all say yours is?
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David Rose's Confused Key Moment
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There should be a “homo” filter on socials. Like, I don’t want to see any hetero content. Gross.
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
QTP with a GIF of the game you’re currently playing.
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Ditto Pokemon
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just signed our lease renewal for a seventh year in this apartment. Wild. They only gouged us slightly more this year 🙄
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Ariel Signs Voice Contract - The Little Mermaid
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s far too chilly for this early in the season 🥶
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As I suffer the slow pace of commuters, I silently plead them to shuffle along faster or shuffle off this mortal coil and rid us all of their sloth.
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These are #My9Games. And yes, I’m counting the Mass Effect Trilogy as one because the collective is a masterpiece.
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy fall, y’all! Or thotumn. Whichever way you say it 😜
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First jeans day of the season…
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The episode of Charmed where Piper falls for a ghost… 😭
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It should be Friday…
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hot tub time
Tanned gay man in a hot tub. With wine.
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not my husband flashing me his 🍑 while I’m on a video call knowing I can’t do anything about it 🥵😭
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I plucked my first grey nose hair 😭
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In the immortal words of Moira Rose, “Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now.”
A gay boy in a jockstrap showing off his tan lines.
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This view. Just stunning. #FireIsland with #NoFilter
View of the Atlantic Ocean over the dunes on Fire Island
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Someone brought a baby. To Tea. On Fire Island.
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Reese Witherspoon Reacts to Baby in a Bar
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No matter what muscle group I’m working on, the legs always steal the show 😅
Shameless shirtless workout photo
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No thoughts, just vibes. #FireIsland
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Did I just unfollow a thot pocket on IG for talking about his wife? Absolutely I did. Get that hetero nonsense outta here.
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There is a douche canoe on FaceTime while working out and I’m just over here like….
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Chandler Bing's Iconic 'Shut Up!' Quote
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Hot” take of the day: Bitch, you are NOT straight if you’re on Grindr.
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I had my first cup of coffee in several months followed by three more and I’m officially vibrating. So clearly the correct response was to go for a run. Snap saw it first 😜
Shirtless man in Central Park after a three mile run.
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Logged into work this morning to the realization that it’s a half day and a long weekend. LFG!!
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I. Don’t. Need. Halloween. Oreos. Me to me.
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Elijah Mikaelson: Listen to Me, Be Strong
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Forcing myself to the gym because “exercise releases endorphins…” 🙄😅
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Dolly and now Tim Curry??? Fuck.
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Seven years ago, these two kids got married. Happy anniversary, @gothamgay.bsky.social ❤️
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Exercise releases endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t murder idiots in Whole Foods. They just don’t.
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’d say Fire Island has been a success 🌈
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@gothamgay.bsky.social and I got some much needed relaxing
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This humidity is heinous
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There’s a caked up daddy at the gym right now and, in the immortal words of Olympia Dukakis, “It’s like two pigs fighting under a blanket.” 🥵
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
About last night… #LuckyMeTour
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Seeing Hilary Duff tonight for MSG Night Two!!
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Lizzie McGuire (Hilary Duff) - This Is What Dreams Are Made Of
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The number of times I get comfy in bed only to realize I haven’t taken my contacts out… 😭
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Only took me a few years, but I finished the Paldean Pokédex. Now onto the DLC 😅
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Rewatching Project Hail Mary and being absolutely enamored once again ❤️ an excellent film. 10/10.
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Project Hail Mary Project Hail Mary Rocky
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You know the drill. Gay powers restored. 🌈💇🏻‍♂️😜
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker) - Unbelievable!
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Two weeks to Fire Island and I woke up craving sugar in the worst way. An itch that a protein shake just won’t scratch 🥲
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
There’s a couple on what I presume is a first date and she didn’t know the capital of New York is Albany. As she’s sitting in a bar in NYC. Gurl.
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I will never understand why people seem to take complete leave of their senses when they step inside a grocery store.
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I’m Jess Sayin’… @gaysofourlives.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Nothing hits quite like being able to serve someone with receipts when they try to “correct” you.
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Dashboard Confessional - Chris Carrabba: Vindicated
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