Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Fast forward through Pride to get to Shame I'm so over it 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Come watch me take my clothes off and vote for me. If you don't you're a homophobe. 010
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 09/02/2026My life is so boring and uneventful, so I'm just gonna come out and say my name is in the Epstein files. 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 20/12/2025When I die I want an open casket so everyone can jack off into me one last time 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Buying a really nice car should be covered under gender-affirming care 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 28/11/2025I was so attracted to this guy until I saw him playing acoustic guitar 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I took a guy's virginity, but I'm the one that can't stop thinking about him. Oops. 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 12/11/2025gays are so embarrassing because what do you mean you fucked in a bank 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I think the easiest way to solve the undocumented immigrant problem (?) is to just give them documents? Isn't most of adult life just missing paperwork? 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 23/09/2025in the uk, do they say the maths isn't mathsing? 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 12/09/2025he didn't do it. he was in my bedroom shooting his load in me 000
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Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 11/09/2025we don't owe every single dead person respect 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 11/09/2025being a dad and husband doesn't mean you're not a piece of shit be so fr rn 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 10/09/2025media.tenor.coma group of people are dancing in a village with the words ding dong the witch is deadALT: a group of people are dancing in a village with the words ding dong the witch is dead 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 25/08/2025i can't trust anyone who leaves the house without a bag. how are you surviving these streets? 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 05/08/2025assuming everyone is gay has been working for me so far. assuming everyone is poly? not so much... 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 04/08/2025the fact that jagmeet singh publicly declared that he's team drake and not kendrick is the reason ndp never won majority 011
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 24/07/2025that one faggot on big brother is trying too hard to content farm like be so fr 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 17/07/2025stop calling yourself autistic. you're just a garden variety asshole and we need more of that 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 12/07/2025"labubu" is such an interesting new way to spell "buyer's remorse" 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I'm sooooo tired of Superman movies. Kill it with fire. It died with Dean Cain, buried with Brandon Routh, creamated with Henry Cavill 010
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 06/06/2025to bring you up to speed, they're fighting over who gets to play with the new switch 2 first because they have limited screen time before bed 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 05/06/2025one aspect about weight loss that i don't have anyone to talk to is how my ass shrunk 😔 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 16/05/2025blessed with an amazing hole, forced to keep it virginal 020
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 14/05/2025if you're not a celebrity, going by a mononym is so embarrassing like you're not that important lmao 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 12/05/2025sorry for leaving, bluesky. i went out for cigarettes and milk and forgot about you 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 04/04/2025when white guys get a tribal tattoo from other cultures like babe your tribal tattoo is the barbed wire 020
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 01/04/2025on the current season of survivor you have shauhin whose parents are iranian refugees, kamilla whose dad survived a sri lankan civil war and the ensuing genocide, and joe whose parents dated during jim crow but jeff probst will cry over a white girl with autism 010
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 18/03/2025american idol is a conservative psy op 020
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 13/03/2025"lgb without the t" gays are so cringe 010
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 13/03/2025why did i spend 6hrs at the bath house getting fucked when i could be in bed with snacks rn 😭 010
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 28/02/2025wait you mean to tell me this dog can shepherd germans??? 010
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 27/02/2025i just saw a guy start playing the second sex audio book. I'm so turned on 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 26/02/2025i mean this as unironic and earnest as possible, but hooters is a safe space for gays pls don't shut down 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 24/02/2025We are two months into 2025 and I'm upset that I still have not seen one scam event like the willy wonka one last year. 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 24/02/2025asking for references for a library page position is insane 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 17/02/2025where's my bafta for best vocal stim at inappropriate times 000
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Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 15/02/2025what does being an "active member of the lgbt+ community" mean? am i inactive? was there a membership fee i forgot to pay? 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 14/02/2025there's a man on this train yelling out "VANESSA?!" I'm tempted to yell back, "you called?" 000
Tim, dishwasher safe @gayslutclown.bsky.social · 13/02/2025i dont care what gender you are or what orientation you identify with but STOP ASKING WHAT THE SHOW IS AND READ THE CAPTION 000
