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@gaybe.bsky.social
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i dont really think therefore i aint really

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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
get me on luigi’s jury and i promise you i’ll get him off
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
i’m in looooooove
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
this but it’s my git commits once i started storing all my files on there
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
ithaca, new york: the “new york city” of the finger lakes region. and possibly the usa???
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
1918, Yekaterinburg time-traveling adult catholic convert: Alexei, you have to fight! You have to take your rightful place and overthrow the bolsheviks! Alexei Romanov, last Tsarevich of Russia: у тебя есть игры на телефоне? Josh Shapiro: Let me Be Clear,,
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
i’m sort of the “j. robert oppenheimer” of theoretical political economy models of american institutions developed with a materialist perspective
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
i’m never going to forgive cpt. chesley “sully” sullenberger for what he did to those innocent birds on january 15 2009
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
re: ohio issue 1
a picture of ohio secretary of state frank larose with the caption “i’m pro life and take no pleasure in reporting that frank larose has just had his skull ritually crushed by a former lordstown employee. his last words were “agh— what the fuck-“ and he then nobly shat his pants”
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
conservatives: we should have lower taxes! liberals: we should have higher taxes! mouse captain kirk: brie me up, scotty
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
becoming a type of guy who Doesn’t Exist. immaterialmaxxing
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
the paper chase (1973). it’s incredible how good films looked back then
the study groupthe professorthe lovers at the beachtrashed hotel room (law students are sickos at heart)
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
oppenheimer.
oppenheimer watching the trinity testoppenheimer and einsteinrdj as lewis straussoppenheimer giving a speech (iykyk this scene was fuckin harrowing)
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
finally updating this. barbie shouldve been a full musical
barbie and ken in da car w rollerskatesbarbie and ken in dayglo on the beach, normals in backgroundthree kens looking rad as shitbarbies doing a big dance number
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
grave of the fireflies. this movie pretty much broke me
still from grave of the firefliesstill from grave of the firefliesstill from grave of the firefliesstill from grave of the fireflies
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
i’m sort of like the joker but instead of blowing up a hospital i’m dumping buckets of marbles in front of the tour de france peloton
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
yeah nothing much recently. thinking of developing gto strategies for 2-7 lowball single draw poker, but that’s pretty chill
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
i am being attacked by supposed PrOgResSiVes simply because i was “hornyposting” about “former speaker of the ohio house of reps and convicted felon larry householder”
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
hey thanks guys! bit late though
three spam texts from different numbers all sent within a minute of each other and all of which say “Happy Independence Day to you, my friend”
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
they’re technically only chihuahuas if they’re from the chihuahua state of mexico, otherwise they’re just sparkling rats
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
*blasting the place where he inserted the blade while losing dozens of bullet chess games in a row* yeah my mental health has actually been really good recently
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
i think the funniest instrument to be very good at is the bassoon. open to other takes though
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
starting a thread of movies i’m watching
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
weird that dms dont exist here. how am i supposed to send mateo “borat tonite queen 👀” every day without them
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
check out this guy. he’s one of my favorites
a transparent crustacean, they’re from the deep ocean. their head is eyes and i love them
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
now that i’m free from the neofascist twitter hellscape i can finally say what’s on my mind. i don’t much care for that elon musk fella. or the catshit guy
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
alright what’s the scene around here. who are the shitposters. who are the characters main. i need sickos, does anyone have sickos?
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Gabe @gaybe.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
well hey there, world!
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