Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“Everyone in Michigan six months grumpy.” - my uber driver 020
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Out to dinner at our favorite bar with the love of my life and he just quoted one of my old tweets word for word 030
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just drank two beers and my mood improved dramatically 🤔 do people know about this 010
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026One must imagine that Roxanne could turn the red light off if she wanted to 000
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026At some point America is going to have to have a tough conversation about male circumcision of infants 010
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I guess I just wasn't emotionally prepared to see Colin Hanks looking old. 000
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Just listened to a song that made me grateful to be alive 🙂↕️ 020
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026They don't yield at Yield signs because they cannot read that word. 000
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Just emptied my Downloads folder and it was over 400 GBstatic.klipy.comCute Kid's Funny FaceAlt: Cute kid with a funny smile 000
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Got laid off because of AI then one of my former coworkers added me on linkedin to send me an AI-generated condolence note 210
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?static.klipy.comA Good Spy Never Gets CaughtAlt: Harriet the Spy: A Good Spy Never Gets Caught 010
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Hear me out: a city builder game set in the Game of Thrones universe 020
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026AI-generated art. AI-generated music. AI-generated passwords. AI-generated unit tests. AI-generated vacation plans. AI-generated children's stories. AI-generated teachers. AI-generated poll results. AI-generated stock market projections. AI-generated political announcements. 010
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026One day you're buying cool concert tees that you can barely afford and the next day you're taking 5 pills with breakfast 010
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 22/06/2026He said the burger might have AIDS. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ff_...youtube.comTrue Blood- AIDS BurgerYouTube video by Jorge Alberto Jerez 020
Reposted by Gay WizardCozyMysteryBear @cozymysterybear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I swear, the crosswalk was gay before we got there. 112953
Reposted by Gay WizardCozyMysteryBear @cozymysterybear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026In town for Grand Rapids Pride with @gay-wizard.bsky.social. 21152
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 09/06/2026That bush got me leaving children in his behind. Mission accomplished! 010
Reposted by Gay WizardCozyMysteryBear @cozymysterybear.bsky.social · 03/06/2026It is Wednesday, after all. 31204
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Officially old enough to go to a dinner party where everyone has their own colonoscopy story 040
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I live in daily fear that someday 47 will say he likes to flirt with men or whatever and then his Wikipedia page will say "first out LGBT President of the United States". 020
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Watching a political debate on youtube and the AI-generated craptions changed the phrase "my husband is a Jewish man" to "my husband is a Christian". Excellent work. 🙄 010
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I post for the gay flight attendants with fat asses 030
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 21/04/2026So embarassing when your partner knows the exact words to say to diffuse your bad mood. The humiliation of being known. 030
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Might fuck around and watch a movie read a book masturbate take a nap idk 010
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Someone at work who makes like 250k is insisting that the American Revolutionary War happened because of a 3% tax on postage stamps. 010
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Eternally grateful that I get to live in the era of paper towels 000
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Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Watching Emily the Criminal (2022) for the 50th time www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYXu...youtube.comEmily the Criminal Exclusive Movie Clip - The Interview (2022)YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Coming Soon 000
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The concept of the IT person setting up a remote desktop session to unbork Outlook on a laptop in orbit... 010
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I don't want to watch a movie about ping pong, I want to watch a movie about vampires! 010
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I don't like the terrain. I don't like the vegetation. 000
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Happy Monday! Time to trudge through AI slop all day! 000
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Finishing a book is such a good feeling. I did something!! My brain is working! 030
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Siri and Alexa are female because we are supposed to think of them as subservient to our needs. Claude and ChatGPT are male because we are supposed to think of them as superior to our needs. 020
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 17/02/2026My biggest criticisms of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms are that the episodes are frustratingly short and the title of the show is cartoonishly longmedia.tenor.coma man with antlers on his head says that 's ridiculous on a hbo screenAlt: Baratheon in his antlered crown in Knight of the Seven Kingdoms saying, "That's Ridiculous" 010
Reposted by Gay WizardCozyMysteryBear @cozymysterybear.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I don't talk about my relationship much because it feels like bragging, but since it's Valentine's Day I just have to say how much I love @gay-wizard.bsky.social. 0451
Reposted by Gay WizardSoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 09/02/2026Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous 106204615190
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Falling in love with another TV show with only 6 episodes 010
Gay Wizard @gay-wizard.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Ben Franklin would have had a chart-topping podcast 000
