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Gavin Jasper

@gavin4l.bsky.social
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Den of Geek writer, wrestling enjoyer, says stupid crap. Host of Zeroes of Wrestling, a podcast about watching the worst-rated matches of every wrestling PPV: redcircle.com/shows/zeroes-of-wrest…

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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 1h
Want someone to take the New Justice Team theme from Futurama and sync it up to footage of Captain America, Dr. Doom, and She-Hulk.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 1h
"Get over here!" should never be said to an ally.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 3h
A FRIEND?!?!
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 3h
Sagon Dround
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 3h
Winter Soldier (who was confirmed as still alive by the showrunner after season 1 ended) being his a side adventure or an outright sequel is a coin flip but I don't think they're outright abandoning Kamala in the long run. I'm also calling it that season 3 is about Riri being the new Moon Knight.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 3h
Isn't she the main character? Like the initial series ended with a completely unnecessary fakeout ending that only works when there's a sequel.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 6h
They make your dreams come true.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 9h
I figure if I can get in good shape by next year, I'll go to NYCC while cosplaying as Rem Lezar.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 22h
@taterpie.bsky.social Thanks to being on the podcast, you'd get this joke!
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 22h
SummerSlam (1998) dir. Kevin Dunn
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay, but
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Groundskeeper Willie: Glad to Rake Your Acquaintance
ALT: Groundskeeper Willie: Glad to Rake Your Acquaintance
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"You were great in Mystery Men."
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Craigerson @craigerson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hoping for a big debut tonight at #AEWDynamite #AEWGrandSlamFrance
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Zeroes of Wrestling Episode 64: Jonah and the Fail. My friend Dan Mullooly returns to help me talk about the lowest-rated matches from NWA-TNA #30-33 and No Way Out 03. Montreal hates Big Poppa Pump, no matter how much Evanescence you play in his name. redcircle.com/shows/zeroes...
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Episode 64: Jonah and the Fail
Listen to Zeroes of Wrestling on RedCircle
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
post a picture from your current device with no explanation
Grandpa Joe holding an Uno card stating, "Feed your fucking family OR draw 25" followed by him holding so many cards
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Zeroes of Wrestling Episode 64: Jonah and the Fail. My friend Dan Mullooly returns to help me talk about the lowest-rated matches from NWA-TNA #30-33 and No Way Out 03. Montreal hates Big Poppa Pump, no matter how much Evanescence you play in his name. redcircle.com/shows/zeroes...
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Episode 64: Jonah and the Fail
Listen to Zeroes of Wrestling on RedCircle
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have a taker but I would love to have you on for the episode after. It feels right to have you on for an episode that would go up a few days after the Street Fighter movie comes out, especially since Guile's dad has a TNA match despite pushing 60 at this point.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's disappointing that they haven't announced a new live-action digitized Street Fighter game based on next week's movie. Cowards.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every year, one of my friends hosts an all-day Halloween marathon at his place. He tends to put on Monster Squad as the "everyone's trickling in" movie and Trick 'r Treat as the "let's call it a night" movie. This year he's doing an 80s theme so the final movie will instead by Trick or Treat (1986).
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The holy trinity of "Why does this guy even exist?" dudes: David Pumpkins, Kevin Roberts, Spacepants.
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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 05/10/2026
It was a Grind commerical. It was stuffed at the end of a compilation someone posted just five months ago. Holy smokes. Thank you @comiga.bsky.social and @skuffsmindcircus.bsky.social for pointing me to the compilation! Source: youtu.be/KVMfi1B2Bn8?...
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Rockstar is going to change the hierarchy of power.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looking it up, his lowest-rated matches as 2 Cold were a triple threat tag match with Sandman vs. Gangstas vs. Headhunters and a singles match against Mr. Hughes. Sounds apt.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Actually, correction! I did review two Flash Funk matches. A six-man tag and a Survivor Series elimination tag, but he's there.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's got the sauce!
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I read the spoiler for the twist of Digger and honestly, there's a bizarre SNL sketch with Daniel Radcliffe from over a decade ago with a slightly similar premise that would have made for a better movie.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a little boy, I was right to be scared, just not for the makeup job.
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Michael Jackson's Thriller Zombie Transformation
ALT: Michael Jackson's Thriller Zombie Transformation
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Despite Zeroes of Wrestling's theme song being "Scorpio" by the Fever, I have yet to review a single match featuring Too Cold Scorpio or Scorpio Sky. I did do one for the Black Scorpion, which is close enough.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was watching this for this week's Zeroes of Wrestling and the moment the singing started and signified where this was going, I started cackling. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJaf...
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Scott Steiner vs. Triple H Promo (No Way Out 2003) feat. Evanescence
YouTube video by Mr. Anderson
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DreamWorks' My Buddy the Bastard
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
‘Coyote vs. Acme’ has now surpassed $110 MILLION at the worldwide box office. The film also scored a bigger global opening than Warner Bros.’ ‘DIGGER,’ which opened to just $18 million worldwide against a reported $180 million budget.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like Spider-Ham should have a nemesis who is a wolf with Black Bolt powers. And he has to be defeated by building a house out of vibranium.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've been called worse.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Went through a corn maze tonight with a pumpkin patch in the middle. It was neat.
Fat guy in a Kinger shirt sitting by some pumpkins and holding some delicious cider
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is delicious!
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In a row?!
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Senator Fudd was at Epstein Island but was mostly off to the side, hornily eating grilled cheese sandwiches.
Senator Elmer Fudd
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal."
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was quoting Jericho from that DVD.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I heard Swerve owns his house nowadays.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had to look up the Moondog Spot thing because I outright did not believe you. Holy shit.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know what any of that means but YAY!
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think when I hit TNA 100 I'm going to do a lightning round special.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ASSUUUUUUUUME the controls!
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just realized episode 65 of ZOW is going to be Oops! All TNA, so if you want to be a guest on the show without having to watch any WWE, that's the one to ask for. Though, man, some of the matches look face-meltingly bad on paper. Like Jim Duggan vs. Mike Sanders.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It isn't truly October until you watch Top That from Teen Witch.
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This Mf Spittin Teen Witch
ALT: This Mf Spittin Teen Witch
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Green Bay Packers Fan Cheers with Cheese Head
ALT: Green Bay Packers Fan Cheers with Cheese Head
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If Chikara was still around, King of Trios would include Jeff Jarrett, Anthony Bowens, and Max Caster as Team Acclaim.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I imagine Bucky needs to get his will together.
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TranquiloBastard @tranquilodude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank god for Pac, seems like in more ways than one he helped change the industry and make it better for everyone
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