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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 6h

Temetrius Morant is a lot of fun to watch play basketball

Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 12h

United is the god damn cattle car they delayed us 2 hours and then loaded us onto this plane and told us that theyre not taking off for another 45 minutes this is so unacceptable man between this and my terrible flight friday i never want to fly united again

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 15h

People say Hurts isn’t a top 5 QB and those people are DUMB

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every dumb-ass headline that Dundon’s idiocy generates is one less chip he has to play in his negotiations with the city over the lease.

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every billboard in SF is for AI and every billboard in Philly is for personal injury lawyers

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Everybody ahead of me getting off an airplane deserves to have their ankles rolled over by a shopping cart

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Dundon keeps slipping and falling in his own shit doesn’t he? It probably costs more to deal with this problem that it would have cost to just pay Kevin Calabro until the sonics come back and he leaves for Seattle

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Octdesertlover @octdesertlover.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This sentence is so damn good. I mean it sucks that it's happening but if you don't already I highly recommend getting a subscription www.rosegardenreport.com/author/sean/

Did Dundon bring back the same private investigator used 5 years ago to look into a sexual assault allegation against Chauncey Billups before they hired him as head coach, or did he simply apply the same level of rigor(or lack thereof) to vetting his new play-by-play broadcaster that the league office and the other owners did in vetting him before they voted to allow him into the NBA?

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey United why is the toilet on a 737max more comfortable than the actual seat im sitting on for my flight? Genuinely asking.

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I havent even leaned my seat back and I can feel the knees of the person behind me. Whoever is making decisions at United deserves actual crucifixion.

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you lean your seat back on an airplane you probably litter

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This should be a crime. Im not even THAT tall, i’m like 6’1 or 6’2. Im not NBA player tall.

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I paid for wifi on united airlines and it doesn’t even work for half the flight

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We all thought Scoot Henderson was going to be the next Derrick Rose or Russ, but he may just be the next Jrue Holiday which I think is more valuable to actually winning.

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

AI people are the way they are bc they only ever talk to other AI people so they think that AI is the world bc it's the only thing they ever talk about. Like you try to talk to them about something non-AI and they have to remember that the world outside of AI exists and that's where most people live

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Met an Omani dude when I was running a pickleball tournament last night. Cool dude. I learned a lot about Oman. Really interesting country.

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When the fuck did dudes my age get into golf that shit is so lame you should not be allowed to talk about golf until you’re 60

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I saw Cam Skattebo and a dog food ad, and I thought that the point of the ad was going to be that Cam Skattebo ate the dog food which I think would’ve been a better ad than the actual ad where he was just feeding his dogs

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Im trying to schedule a cheesesteak delivery to break my fast WHEN DID CHEESESTEAKS BECOME $22? If i want fries and delivery it’s somehow $43. What the fuck?

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

One of the more obnoxious aspects of sports gambling being so prevalent is that if I just sit at a bar and talk to somebody about sports, the conversation inevitably turns to how much money this guy won or lost gambling on it. It’s so grating.

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This ducks team is playing like last year’s Eagles

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My friends threw out the first pitch at the Yankees/Mets game on the 25th anniversary of 9/11. Their story will make you cry. You should read it.

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I dont need an alarm clock I have boy cats who wake up at 6:30 to FIGHT and then ask me to feed them

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My unpopular opinion is that Ted Lasso is bad television

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My cats woke me up with how loud they were purring

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Christian uber drivers, why do you guys always put on CCM in your cars? Like do you think that i’m gonna hear this piece of shit AI-sounding song and think “yeah, i should join this group”

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You all don’t have a shoulder cat so you will never get to do this

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Im single so i can once again watch boy TV in the living room time for a Band of Brothers rewatch

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I was 220 in January im 178 now im fucking strong as fuck too

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My cats breath smells like cat food

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Black t shirt tucked into stone washed denim dude can fuck all the way off

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I am never buying a cat toy again these boys go apeshit over a ball of aluminum foil and a cardboard box and you want me to buy a cat toy for $60? Fuck all the way off

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Whenever I’m umping and the score is 9-5 I say “the score is Dolly Parton” and people laugh. RIP.

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

SEPTA is way stinkier than normal you guys gotta stop proteinmaxxing because the fart smell is TOO STRONG

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I bought the cheapest litter this stuff does not absorb the smells at all do not cheap out on the litter

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I have had to come to the conclusion that I am a Carrie because for my job I mine my best friend’s trauma for content

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Whoever did the mix on Higher by Creed sidechained everything to the snare drum and has the release set too long and it makes the whole thing sound like you’re listening to it through a terrible stereo no matter what

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I moved to Philly 4 years ago and now i talk like a cartoon character like even the word character I say Carrak Durr

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

My dad just confused the jackson 5 with the osmonds

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Is being a doomer a personality disorder?

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

When I was in high school/college if you stayed in on a weekend night and played video games instead of going out with friends you were a fucking loser. That’s the difference.

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

tell an educated white person that they have poor media literacy/critical thinking skills they lose their fucking mind like worse than anything else you could say. High media literacy/critical thinking is so core to their sense of self ever since their report card said “a pleasure to have in class”

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

How did they only score 10 pts this quarter

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Every time I see some dumb ass opinion about the blazers im gonna look and see what that person said about whether or not the blazers move and if they thought the blazers were going to move im going to tell tjem that they have poor critical thinking skills. Relocation doomers have my utmost contempt

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Anybody who was seriously afraid of the Blazers leaving has poor media literacy.

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Might sell my plasma to buy a litter robot bc im a lazy bum who doesnt want to scoop da poop

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Why do People stand up and wait to get off the plane

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Mr. 503 Gavi HaCohen @gavihacohen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

what is the point of priority boarding? I'm sitting at the gate, do you want to charge me money to sit on a plane for 15 minutes instead of sitting at the gate? Extremely dumb. If you buy priority boarding your brain needs to be studied.

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