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Sorry but who the fuck is Conor Tomlinson and why is his opinion relevant in any way?

Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Much as I despise this grinning imbecile, I really don’t have a problem with him going on network TV and continually declaring that “everything is awesome” Lego movie style, when everyone who is watching knows that it absolutely isn’t and that there is a chance to stop the lies by voting next month.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Even if the h looks a little bit b-ish … that clearly isn’t an m, chief. Maybe put Sesame Street on your watch list?

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He’s transformed himself from a treasured national hero into Elon fucking Musk.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So now Reform are coming out as terrorist sympathizers … providing it’s the right kind of terrorism that justifies bombs being set off based on ‘legitimate concerns’. Not a fantastic look.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There must be a ludicrously small percentage of the population that would regard this as a sensible policy and use of resources. And yet, when all you care about is hurling red meat at your base, and stoking religious differences to elicit hatred and outrage, this is what you get.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

On the one hand, you have five dipshits who were stupid enough to try and nick diesel from a US Air Force base and are therefore immediately going to be falsely labelled as ‘terrorists’. All of whom have home addresses. On the other hand, a thug of no fixed above trying to sink an occupied boat.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Slow Horses is the exception to this rule.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

TRUMP: Hey I reckon AI should be rebranded to Super Intelligence whaddaya reckon XI: *nods politely and smiles wishing he was literally anywhere else* TRUMP: HEY ME AND XI JUST DECIDED THAT THE WORLD IS GOING TO CALL AI SUPER INTELLIGENCE FROM NOW ON, DEAL WITH IT

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Video evidence of him deliberately trying to sink a boat with, at best, total recklessness as to whether the occupants drowned or not. This is not just criminal damage. He needs to be charged withsomething serious. A message needs to be sent to his cro-magnon followers that this. Is. Not. OK.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I reckon if 100% of everything you say and do is objectively terrible and disgusting, then getting only 92% - 98% of stories about you being negative isn’t actually such a bad result.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This fits perfectly into the ‘so bad it’s brilliant’ category

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Selling the USA, piece by piece, to the highest bidder

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

He lives in Monaco. Who gives a shit about what he thinks about the UK? His opinion on UK immigration is as irrelevant as Trump’s. Why is this ‘news’?

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

New sequel to Weekend at Bernie’s looks shit.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

In other news, I haven’t ruled out playing up top for the England football team and I am “keeping all of my options open”

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This really is incredible rhetoric. I wonder if the USA would feel the same if Russia invaded Alaska and then demanded that the USA give up half of it in a “peace deal”.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Nappies don’t change themselves, do they

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Reminds me of a Jim Jefferies comedy routine about love beating hate. You take the high road and show the haters love and respect, they’ll probably still hate you, but eventually everyone will see that they are the arsehole. Don’t be the arsehole, America.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

*cough* Ant Middleton *cough

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

One of two things happening here: (1) he knows he has got journalists so shit-scared of confronting him that he can tell obvious lies without challenge; (2) he is actually in full-on dementia and really believes he was actually at ground zero. Or both, obviously.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

With Iceland thrown in for good measure, it seems. Some will say he does this to just trigger the libs. However the truth is that he genuinely thinks he is a modern day Alexander the Great. Unbelievably offensive to Canada, Mexico, Greenland and all the Caribbean nations. Get. Him. Out.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Jesus wept. Literally the least presidential person in the world, the most awful statesman in history, and America voted him in as president. Let me off this god damned timeline

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The allegations are denied in full. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. Never mind the fact that there is actual VIDEO FUCKING EVIDENCE that prove the allegations

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Yay. Actual fucking journalism. Not boosterism. Hey BBC. Remember when you used to do this shit?

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Get in there quick before it gets re-named to the Trump Tapestry.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Hey, Tim Apple - go fuck yourself, you pathetic coward.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

We are living in a world where a pedo can sign his name on a scrap of paper, as as a result, maps which have existed for centuries that correctly name a lake that means “beautiful lake” have been changed to suit this nonce’s petty whims. I’d like to get off, please. How the fuck did we get here.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Can’t be processed or refined, but hey, who isn’t a huge fan of useless black sludge stinking up the place

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

There will be the usual collection of melts who will love this, even if their cars are already fully ULEZ compliant. They’re just itching for a confected class war. Logic or reason doesn’t enter the equation with these morons.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Have just deleted the Google app from my phone and replaced with DuckDuckGo. I doubt it will make much of a difference to Google’s share price but it’s the principle that counts.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Just name EVERYTHING after Dolly Parton

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

First the wrong 80-year-old died. Then, the wrong person who appeared in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York died. FFS Death, get your shit together

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Sorry fella, but the fact that one of the best people to have ever lived is no longer with us, while the worst person who has ever lived is still playing golf and fucking up the entire world, is proof positive that you don’t exist.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Absolute fucking state of this shower of shit. First year CCF cadets could do a better job of drill than this. Beyond parody

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Fucking idiot thinks the lake was named after the Canadian state and not the other way around …

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Racist scumbags, appealing to other racist scumbags and trying to make them chortle. Seriously, fuck these people.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This stupid sock puppet can go to hell. They think they are being oh so clever by whining about Biden this, Biden that, even two years into Trump’s regime. But all they do is make themselves look even more like slopy-shouldered fools as the American public suffer higher costs of living. Pathetic.

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Gavalaaaa! @gavalaaaa.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Things are going to get a lot more unaffordable in the USA super-quick.

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