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Zander

@gassiestshark.bsky.social
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24 years old and I LOVE men fucking farting

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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 9h
Men with violently gurgling guts
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KIJI 🔞 @whatiskiji.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
get yourself a bf that doubles as a weighted blanket (2025)
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Notice how no one had a problem with people being mean/rude about this game only having male dragons, but now everyone has something to say now that the roles flipped? Misogyny is bad and it is way too prevalent in the gay scene. But yall don’t hate gay misogynists, yall hate gay people period
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Blade @blade445.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🎨 by @gassierplume.bsky.social Cass is given a foul reminder as to why he never stands behind Jade during their expeditions... at least the Sceptile seems happy with his lucky find
Jade (Sceptile) leaning down to pick up a coin, unaware that he's blasting Cass (Hawlucha) behind him with a potent, loud fart.
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Older men with fat oiled up beer bellies… close ups of older men’s fat oiled up beer bellies surging out with waves of intense gurgling as they try to hold in nuclear farts so as to not scare you off because they’re in love with you…….
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Komodo Bro @adlereasoc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CW: #Gas Of course, these two lugs would bond over how hard they can shake and fog an entire room, and of course they'll be doing it whenever they get a chance.
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Today is my BIRTHDAY!!! I’m gonna eat so much cake and probably get a stomachache…
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Shark DILF pushing 60 and farts impossibly loud and hard CONSTANTLY …. BUT he gives the best hugs and he loves you and will make sure you know it every day. Do you take the risk of living in an actual biohazardous house to be with him
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Shibadoodles @shibadoodles.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Lugiaaaa 💙 one of the Pokémon that live rent free in my head 💙
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VBB SMELLS_ @vbbsmells.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
enjoying the fine spice of swamp life? comm for ANONYMOUS!
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DigitalPelican @digitalpelican.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My head canon is that Kabbu cant fly cause he's too fat
Kabbu, the green beetle from the game Bug Fables, seen falling from the sky, an under view shot
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
OOUUUUGGGGH I LOVE FAT FARTING SHARK MEN
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh cool, hot dad! I should follow them so I- WHAT DID I DO???!!!???? Was it the farting…. :( I’m sorry I’m such a HIMBO GASBAG!!!
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
OOUUUUGGGGH I LOVE FAT SHARK MEN
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NastyKoopson (18+) (COMMS OPEN) @nastykoopson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Seems like a Zard is very gassy today, someone has eaten too much again~ Requested by @gassiestshark.bsky.social #Charizard #NSFW #Hyperfart #Belly #Animation
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☣ Ry's Stink Store ☣ @mintynotfresh.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
[1/2] Comm for @skipthestink.bsky.social! Drunken banter leads to drunken bets... and this dragon lives up to his reputation for lengthy, windy outbursts... I don't think he's even pushing~
big red dragon, drunk and gassy as hell, letting rip a fart that has gone on for at least 5 minutes while skip times his gassy outburst from ground zero~
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Gastro GasBat! @gassybat25.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Marshal of Ossex lets it ALL out~
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
SHOW ME YOUR FARTING DADS
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ageo @nulltootz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
cw: fart fat shark with digestion issue 🤢 #fatfur #fart
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Zerro 🦈💨 @sharkfartballs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The chili from lunch doesn’t seem to be settling well.. #fart 🎨: @/assenjoyertora.bsky.social
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Shark Fat Gruff @buffgruff.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Dilf-mon for a bud of mine~
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Going deaf at 30 because I listened to way too many (hyper)farts
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Kibble @kibblekritterz.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
CW #fart Not even his bed smh
Brown furry dragon with a chubby dad bod in boxer briefs leaning to the side and blasting a huge fart on the bed hes sitting on
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Slime @gayslime.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I realized I somehow hadn’t drawn a big pokeguy before
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Just saw the word “femdilf”… you learn something new every day! On that note, what IS a femdilf?? I’m having trouble picturing it
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Tiago🐂🔞 🔜 APA 2026 🇦🇷 @saintbull.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
the pros and cons of hairy and smooth butts #echovn
Hairy Butt vs Smooth Ass featuring Leo Alvarez the wolf, Chase Hunter the otter, and Flynn Moore the gila monster from Echo VN.
Pros: hairy butts are soft like pillows! smooth asses have easier clean up and easier fun 🎨🐂 2026 NSFWHairy Butt vs Smooth Ass featuring Leo Alvarez the wolf, Chase Hunter the otter, and Flynn Moore the gila monster from Echo VN.
cons:  hairy butts have slower clean up shown by leo on the toilet with too many empty toilet paper rolls. smooth asses have less friction so farts are super loud as shown by a deafened chase 🎨🐂 2026 NSFW
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Today’s episode of How Petty is Zander? I remembered this dude who used to talk to me, seemed cool, then blocked me out of nowhere. I block everyone that blocks me here idgaf, I will search up your username to personally deliver a “girl FUCK you too”
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Luka @notastoat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Men who’s stomachs can be measured on the Richter scale…
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I’m talking *GGRROOAANN* OOOUUGGGH FUUUCK MY GURGLEGUT IS SHAKING THE GROUND… *thud!* *crash!* *shatter!* OH GOD THINGS ARE ALREADY BREAKING, IMAGINE HOW BAD IT’LL BE WHEN I START FUCKIN’ FARTING!! *GGUURRRGGGLLBBLLRRAOOAR* AGH FUCK IT’S COMING IT’S COMIING…! I’M SORRY I’M SUCH A HYPERFARTIN’ HIMBO!
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
More men should hold their violently gurgling bellies with worried expressions as they prepare for the inevitable hyperfarting
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
If Zander belches like this after a big meal, you don’t want to stick around. The shark doesn’t burp often, so when he OOUURPS or AAUULLLPPS with enough force to rumble the floor, shit’s gonna hit the fan sooner rather than later… there’s gonna be LOTS of chaotic farting going on, if not worse…
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
“Blocked post” “User blocking you” I BARELY KNOW YOU WHAT DID I DO
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I do wanna get a fourth Zard vid someday, after another one with him in it I have planned… what kind of gassy shenanigans should this himbo Zard get into next?
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
And the video that started it all… can you tell I love fat gassy zards yet
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wet dog @clovercanine.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
doesn't look like this garchomp is gonna get a bathroom break in time 😔... i'd leave him a big tip 🥺 PWYW sketch for anonymous! #messing #scatkink #scatfetish #furryart
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Might as well post the Other Big Zard animation Moobs made for me - in this one, you took the himbo Zard to a mountain resort, where he cleared out the whole buffet. He was just about to confess his undying love for you when his gut starts grumbling something fierce… and he… can’t… hold… it…!
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Kota🔞 @maple.hyper.wang · 19/01/2026
suddenly remembered a character from years ago, decided to draw em again as a warmup (thank you @gassiestshark.bsky.social for reminding me of him <3)
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reyxzin @reyxzin.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
big fat dad belly can hold very many farts. food for thought
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PinuMontbalou @pinumontbalou.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Becoming strong for you #aggron #furrymuscle #baraart
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🐉 💨 Big Stinky Dragon 💨 🐉 @dirtykitty.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Some self indulgent art of Rymbo. I promise he won’t be the only guy I’ll post, I just love him a lot 😭❤️ anyways don’t let him use your restroom because it will be annihilated. Even if it’s not on purpose 💔💔💔 - #scat #furryscat #furryfarts #farts #fatfur -
A digital piece of Rymbo sitting on the toilet (the toilet is not visible at all due to how large he is). He’s nervous and constantly farting, looking off to the side. He’s saying “oh no…I’m gonna destroy this poor toilet.”This panel shows Rymbo absolutely destroying the toilet, although no scat is shown, there are dark fart clouds surrounding him. He looks like he’s pushing hard.
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Wyrm! (Comms close) @wyrming.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Hi @kibblekritterz.bsky.social
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The problem with being way too into gut gurgling as I am is that the dude HAS to fart eventually, otherwise it just doesn’t work. It’s the anticipation that gets me going, so no farting means no payoff. I’m always dreading when the gurgling ends and the farts begin, but I need ‘em all the same
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Big gurgling rotund spherical wobbly jiggly irresistible dadgut shaking the room violently while it swells up and roars louder than a semi’s engine
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Destroying the house’s foundation while ripping a Richter-scale earthquake of a hyperfart, shark DILF practically screaming “OH FUUUUCCK~!!!” in blissful relief, his gut visibly shrinking down to normal (still pudgy) His ass sputters to an end, and once the bliss wears off he’s blushing ferociously
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Shark DILF rips a room shaking fart. You ask him how long he’d been holding it. He laughs, slaps his fat hairy dadbod beerbelly playfully, says “a while, eheh!” He looks away, biting his lip. He’s too shy to tell you that it was just a small toot that slipped from the REAL fart he’s holding in.
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Kobalt! 🖤🩶🤍💜 @fatdragon.online · 20/11/2025
Anyway hope #nofartnovember is going alright for yall... trying to power through it here 🥴💦💦
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
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Zander @gassiestshark.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
LRT he has a biohazard symbol on his bellay….. does that mean what I think it means……
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🐸• (マーブル) MARBLES •🐸 #BLM @marbitozard.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sometimes you just need a breather
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