Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Bombastic side eye. Criminally offenaive side eye. 010 1
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down. 000 0
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Feeling the beat.media.tenor.coma close up of a man making a funny face with his eyes closed .ALT: a close up of a man making a funny face with his eyes closed . 000 0
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 29/05/2025"Do not become addicted to water."media.tenor.coma waterfall is coming out of the side of a rock formationALT: a waterfall is coming out of the side of a rock formation 000 0
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I always thought the lesbian flag looked like a vintage candy wrapper. Which isnt a bad thing. 030 3
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Not to be confused with 'cloaca,' which is a whole different thing. 000 0
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I was like, "That italian guy looks like Robert Picardo." 010 1
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 11/05/2025I would make a similarly named festival in relatively close proximity that was extremely gay. Same day, same time, almost the same name, so gay. "HETEROSEXUAL AWESOME FESTIVAL" 000 0
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Better yet, get involved with people who are highly specialized at fighting individual political battles. A coalition of like-minded individuals putting out embers together so we dont get exhausted by the conflagration. 000 0
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 08/05/2025media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt is sitting on a boat in the water .ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting on a boat in the water . 010 1
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Did he say "thank you"?media.tenor.coma man with curly hair and a beard wearing a blue suit and pink tie .ALT: a man with curly hair and a beard wearing a blue suit and pink tie . 010 1
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 07/05/2025media.tenor.coma woman says " this is my natural skin tone "ALT: a woman says " this is my natural skin tone " 000 0
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Maybe i just need more earth chan bbw cartoons in my feed. 010 1
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 05/05/2025This is the only photo I have of my previous dog on actual film. We found an old disposable camera, and I took some pictures with my kids in the yard. The shot is only about 2 years old, but it looks like the 80s or 90s because of how badly the film stock had degraded. 010 1
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 05/05/2025My beautiful baby boy.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is crying and covering his mouth with his handALT: a man with a beard is crying and covering his mouth with his hand 070 7
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Because America lacks secure prisons or something... 000 0
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 05/05/2025You walk in looking for a hot dog, and walk out with a 55 gallon drum of extra heavy mayonnaise. 000 0
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 05/05/2025When he swears on the bible, he will burst into flames. 000 0
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 03/05/2025"Avoid Newark at all costs." This has always been good advice. 021 2
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I tend to replace the word "tariff" with the more descriptive "import tax" so people understand that companies will not be eating these costs, the consumer will. 000 0
Reposted by Phsteven CologneHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Sometimes I listen to 20 minutes of a VC Tech Bro podcast just to wonder what I would be like if I had that much irrational certainty (and ketamine.) 1036275283 6.3K
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Do you wanna know how long it took me to figure out that "Deogie" was just saying "d-o-g"? It was more than 30 years. 060 6
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 02/05/2025I loved how many parks there were in Philly. There is a freaking river gorge running right through town. 030 3
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 02/05/2025I love Legend of Zelda.media.tenor.coma husky dog is laying on a couch and making a funny face while mom says i 'm special .ALT: a husky dog is laying on a couch and making a funny face while mom says i 'm special . 110 1
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 01/05/2025On the hand, i would love to get rid of republican deadweight. On the other hand, there are enclaves of progressive culture in every red state that i wouldn't be comfortable abandoning. 000 0
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Wow, he really is firmly attached to Trump's ass. 100 1
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Samba!media.tenor.coma small white dog is standing on its hind legs on a brown floor .ALT: a small white dog is standing on its hind legs on a brown floor . 030 3
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 30/04/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a young man making a funny face and smiling .ALT: a close up of a young man making a funny face and smiling . 000 0
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 30/04/2025We had one fly over my town last year or so. It rattled my windows. 000 0
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Duecesmedia.tenor.coma woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is making a peace sign while sitting in a crowd of people .Alt: a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is making a peace sign while sitting in a crowd of people . 000 0
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 29/04/2025It's almost as if being openly against diversity equity and inclusion is an unpopular agenda. 021 2
Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Imagine caring more about the polls than the wellbeing of the people in your nation. 010 1