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Phsteven Cologne

@garysvault.bsky.social
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Steven with a "ph". Activist working for LGBTQ+ rights, disablility inclusion, mental health advocacy, and racial equity. Also, I draw pictures for funsies.

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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
FREE SANDWICH GUY!
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
"We" get billions in revenue.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Bombastic side eye. Criminally offenaive side eye.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I drink your milkshake. I drink it up.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Little king trashmouth
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
So, now what?
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Cute dog
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I feel like Mac tonight.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Feeling the beat.
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a close up of a man making a funny face with his eyes closed .
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
"Do not become addicted to water."
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a waterfall is coming out of the side of a rock formation
ALT: a waterfall is coming out of the side of a rock formation
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
That sounds pretty good.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
He needs a concertina.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I always thought the lesbian flag looked like a vintage candy wrapper. Which isnt a bad thing.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Not to be confused with 'cloaca,' which is a whole different thing.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
"Stop being poor"
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I was like, "That italian guy looks like Robert Picardo."
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I would make a similarly named festival in relatively close proximity that was extremely gay. Same day, same time, almost the same name, so gay. "HETEROSEXUAL AWESOME FESTIVAL"
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Better yet, get involved with people who are highly specialized at fighting individual political battles. A coalition of like-minded individuals putting out embers together so we dont get exhausted by the conflagration.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Round puppy bellies are adorbs.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Jumbo is full of soup.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Good for soup
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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a man in a white shirt is sitting on a boat in the water .
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Did he say "thank you"?
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a man with curly hair and a beard wearing a blue suit and pink tie .
ALT: a man with curly hair and a beard wearing a blue suit and pink tie .
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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a woman says " this is my natural skin tone "
ALT: a woman says " this is my natural skin tone "
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Lol. Best response ever.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Maybe i just need more earth chan bbw cartoons in my feed.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This is the only photo I have of my previous dog on actual film. We found an old disposable camera, and I took some pictures with my kids in the yard. The shot is only about 2 years old, but it looks like the 80s or 90s because of how badly the film stock had degraded.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
How did i get to this part of bluesky?
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
My beautiful baby boy.
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a man with a beard is crying and covering his mouth with his hand
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Because America lacks secure prisons or something...
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
You walk in looking for a hot dog, and walk out with a 55 gallon drum of extra heavy mayonnaise.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
When he swears on the bible, he will burst into flames.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
"Avoid Newark at all costs." This has always been good advice.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I tend to replace the word "tariff" with the more descriptive "import tax" so people understand that companies will not be eating these costs, the consumer will.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Sometimes I listen to 20 minutes of a VC Tech Bro podcast just to wonder what I would be like if I had that much irrational certainty (and ketamine.)
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Hardcore Sean Evans.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Do you wanna know how long it took me to figure out that "Deogie" was just saying "d-o-g"? It was more than 30 years.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Irl?
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I loved how many parks there were in Philly. There is a freaking river gorge running right through town.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I love Legend of Zelda.
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a husky dog is laying on a couch and making a funny face while mom says i 'm special .
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
On the hand, i would love to get rid of republican deadweight. On the other hand, there are enclaves of progressive culture in every red state that i wouldn't be comfortable abandoning.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Wow, he really is firmly attached to Trump's ass.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Samba!
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a small white dog is standing on its hind legs on a brown floor .
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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a close up of a young man making a funny face and smiling .
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
We had one fly over my town last year or so. It rattled my windows.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Dueces
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a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is making a peace sign while sitting in a crowd of people .
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
WHAT THE HELL IS ON HIS HEAD?!
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It's almost as if being openly against diversity equity and inclusion is an unpopular agenda.
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Phsteven Cologne @garysvault.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Imagine caring more about the polls than the wellbeing of the people in your nation.
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