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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

With one phone call, President Trump has turned a loss into a win, and we can now celebrate America’s victory over Belgium, with the World Cup trophy on its way to rest comfortably in the Oval Office.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

On this happy 4th of July, be sure you celebrate 250 years like our finest American icons, President Trump, Gondy, and Christ Jesus sipping on a cold one and telling campfire tales to honor the world’s first country to invent democracy. #4thJuly

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The White House has brought all American icons together to celebrate July 4th.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The communist Supreme Court obviously didn’t read the constitution as written by our founders President Washington and Christopher Columbus, which states all naturally born citizens must be as American as Christ himself, with a footnote that only the first two amendments matter.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Have you gotten your Freedom 250 tickets yet? You’re missing out on enough hard piping Straightriotism to melt butter on Zeus’s pecks. I hope this festival never ends!

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Night 1 of Freedom 250 was even more beautiful than expected. President Trump’s love for class would make our founding fathers proud.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Lee Greenwood couldn’t be more thrilled that yours truly, America’s favorite mall Santa, jumped in the drivers seat to take him directly to Freedom 250.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The British know that no one does soccer like America, which is why the World Cup trophy already has its place in President Trump’s Oval Office.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The White House will bring us back to the time of our Lord.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Now that President Trump has shut down Antifa headquarters, our reflecting pool will return to its beautiful American blue as God intended. This vandalism wouldn’t have happened if the kids today put down their doo-wop music at the soda shops and stayed in school.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Today we give thanks to the working fathers, like President Trump’s papa who raised his son to be a voice for the common man. #FathersDay

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

It’s ok that my kids were busy today. That just gives me more time with my President Trump as we enjoy a Father’s Day meal at Cracker Barrel together.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Happy Father’s Day to our divine earthly father President Trump. I sleep soundly every night knowing our daddy is tucking us in and reading us the story of a better America, one where we no longer have to fear reflecting pool vandals.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

When the #UnitedStates plays for President Trump and God, nothing can come between us and World Cup gold. We must give thanks to our President for blessing #USMNT with his winning spirit.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Thanks to President Trump’s legalization of #Juneteenth, Americans now celebrate the day President Lincoln ended the civil war by signing the Civil Rights Act into law. While Democrats hide their history, we patriots take this #FreedomDay to pose with our black friends, proving we’re not racist.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Wokesters can have their a-list talents at the Obama Presidential Center. All we patriots need is Kid Rock at the grand opening of the Trump Library.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Joining hundreds of protestors at the Obama Presidential Center, whose ceremony is obviously just a distraction from President Trump’s beautiful reflecting pool.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

President Trump will be the judge on whether France has the best Arby’s French Dip. #TheBoss

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

We’ve decided to go with “we’ve never seen President Trump sleep.”

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

The new Spider-Man movie will prove Spidey is total MAGA as no one can clean up the streets of New York without the kiss of luck from President Trump.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Already the best G7 summit in history, as all leaders come together to respect President Trump, because he is the Boss.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

We patriots know proper pool management. Adding several buckets of Mountain Dew Voltage will get the reflecting pool back to its beautiful sparkling blue.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The left cannot fathom our return to family values.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Last night’s UFC event was such a success that even the original Superman himself Dean Cain slept over at the White House.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

#UFCFreedom250 has brought class back to the White House. Not since the Oval Office after party from signing our constitution have we had such an iconic moment for the history books.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The finishing touches are added for Freedom 250, which celebrates the birth of America, but more importantly, the beautiful day to which a child was delivered by Christ to unite our country through Straightriotism, fireworks, and UFC macho man meat akin to the gladiators of Rome.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

This Knicks have officially won the World Basketball Series, all thanks to President Trump, who deserves this victory thanks to his lucky aura and bringing sports to New York City with his beautiful MSG construction. Another fabulous prize to add for the Oval Office collection.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The Trump Kennedy Center forever lives on our hearts, as patriots from all over are leaving flowers at the dumpster containing our President’s immortal letters.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Happy Birthday to President Trump. I don’t need any guests to come to my party, that just means I get some extra one on one time with America’s daddy, which makes this an even bigger holiday than Christmas.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Freedom 250’s Peace Through Strength ad highlights the alpha qualities that make President Trump our most respected world leader since Genghis Alexander.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

President Trump is our first leader to successfully broker a peace deal with the Volturi. #TeamEdward

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Elon has earned his place as our first trillionaire, as he graciously uses his money to help kids all over the world with lists of woke tv shows to avoid.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Pete Hegseth gets a 10/10 on his bench pressing skills, which inspires our bodies to be in peak condition. Wokesters could never get this kind of workout because they’re too busy with their Atari games and roller rink claptrap.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Using the Situation Room for Epstein is no biggie. Even Nixon once used the room to win a 7-10 split in the White House bowling alley.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The left can’t handle this much winning. After they forced us to watch pride events, President Trump’s UFC Freedom 250 will restore old fashioned, hard pumping, hot ass Straightriotism to the White House.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

President Trump takes care of the working man. After renovating the reflecting pool, our hard working cleaners are gifted a perfect McDonald’s gift certificate, good for a $1 off Arch Deluxe now through Friday.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

With her trusty pilot at the helm, Laura Loomer is on her way to not only make Cuba great again, but also sexy again.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

On this Happy World Cup Day, we pay tribute to the players coming to America to celebrate the country that invented soccer, and also President Trump whose legalization of world competitions will make this the greatest FIFA in history.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

We patriots will get to the Epstein Files bombshell once we’re done with the national tragedy of woke Odyssey movies and Jimmy Kimmel jokes that hurt our feelings.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

God bless these patriots for cleaning the Trump Hollywood star the way our president would want.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I’ve got a good feeling about our new Interim AG.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

What did Cricket know and when did he know it??

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

No Kings is just a distraction from the real party at CPAC.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Wokesters shout No Kings because President Trump is our first leader with the spirit of the mighty Fairo, who with Christ as his foreman, built the great pyramids of Egypt, which the left wants to replace with a statue of gay Spider-Man eating pickles.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

So proud of my daughter, as she wakes up every morning to sing our national anthem God Bless the USA, in falsetto opera, as President Trump leaves for work.

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Stephen Colbert doesn’t understand Lord of the Rings, otherwise he’d know Jr Tolkien created Gandorf the Brave in the image of President Trump, who would’ve supplied the whole village with enough magic rings to make sure the good fortune, low mule prices, and winning never ends.

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