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Gary Miller

@garylovesyou.bsky.social
69 followers 31 following 34 posts

I am a normal human being, just like you. Landlord of the New Haven Apartment Complex (665 Orange Street, New Haven, Connecticut). I like spiders. Looking to make new friends… parody account for a character from Faith: The Unholy Trinity

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"THEY TOOK MY FACE WTF" Sluggerkitty @sluggerkitty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Can you make it rain spiders?
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
boringggg
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey, it’s a perfectly normal human name for a normal human.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m gonna put a bunch of really loud birds everywhere in Garyland. It’s gonna be so funny when that priest breaks in and gets repeatedly jumpscared by them.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
No
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Gary troll face
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I sure love clowns. Can’t see why anyone wouldn’t.
A clown image (with a large amount of watermarks). The joke is that John Ward from Faith hates clowns
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
great you’re hired
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Unbless you.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
how good are you at not being killed by priests
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
yes I do
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
There is no such thing as an “elevator game” that takes you to the “seventh floor”, so please stop fucking with the elevator before I release something that will actually kill you. The power bills don’t pay themselves.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Like this. *turns you into a marketable figurine*
https://newbloodstore.com/collections/faith/products/john-ward-youtooz-figure
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I’m just a normal human being, just like you.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Me? Trick you? Noooooo, I would never
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I’m a different Gary. Probably.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Excellent.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
See, lots of people don’t understand that the UNSPEAKABLE is actually really chill once you get to know it.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Oh no… they turned her into a marketable figurine…
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I’m looking good, if I say so myself.
Gary Miller from Faith: The Unholy Trinity
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
What an…. Interesting creation.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Some of my hobbies include being normal, and being a human being. Yes.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I fucking HATE that blue guy.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I will be purchasing one for a certain priest…
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Has anyone seen a big clown skeleton centipede thing around? If you do, please let me know. Last time he got out things didn’t go well.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Please stop shooting the mirrors. I’m tired of replacing them, and cleaning up both the mess of the glass and whatever remains of your body is pretty time consuming. Love, Gary.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Also, be sure to move around a lot in there, get some good exercise.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I heard that if you go into the Candy Tunnel you can get free candy. That’s why it’s called that.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Ew, what a gross creature.
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Lisa Pearson. @damnatusartist.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Be very careful about the people in your life dressed in red.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
A RIDDLE, PRIEST. HOW DO YOU MAKE A PORTAL TO HELL?
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soda2003 @soder.neocities.org · 12/11/2024
i hate gary #faithgame #faiththeunholytrinity
A pixel drawing of Gary Miller in a style loosely mimicking Faith: the Unholy Trinity's rotoscoping. He stares ominously towards the viewer, head leaning downwards in a predatory manner. His hand, arrogantly posed, is a few inches beneath his chin.

Above him is a speech bubble quoting a tumblr post by user girlcoil; "i can perform miracles but i won't cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy, okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)"
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This is true.
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Majora Cats @majoracats.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
This was from last year but forgot to share here! Gary Miller ;) And remember everybody GARY LOVES YOU #faith #garymiller #faiththeunholytrinity #fanart #myart
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This did NOT happen.
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Excellent… now you are ready…
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lilith 🍉 @lilithfromtboi.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
RAIN OF SPIDERS
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Me and the boys hanging out.
Left to right: Jakob from Dusk, Gary Miller (hey, that’s me) from Faith: The Unholy Trinity, and that green guy from Fallen Aces
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Gary Miller @garylovesyou.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
excellent image…
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