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Gareth Clark

@garwoofoo.bsky.social
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Haha, yes, this is me. I don’t really use Bluesky though. Come over to Threads and join in the fun.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I suggest we start by firing Nigel into the sea
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Well done, everyone. Just top quality work all round.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Flags are currently at half-mast to mark the death of President Jimmy Carter. Trump of course is having them raised for his own inauguration. The disrespectful orange twat.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Today’s mood. No reason.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Turned on LBC and it’s Vanessa Feltz AGAIN. Do they not employ anyone else any more?
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miss piggy from the muppet show is wearing a pearl necklace and pink gloves and is asking a question .
ALT: miss piggy from the muppet show is wearing a pearl necklace and pink gloves and is asking a question .
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Most social media networks would be improved by banning the Americans.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I also would go halfway around the world to avoid having sex with Richard Tice, so for the first time in my life I find myself sympathising with Isabel Oakeshott.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
£134m is an eye-watering sum with nothing to show for it. Who did this money go to, I wonder? Rishi Sunak’s family company Infosys?
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Revealed: Conservatives spent £134m on never-used IT systems for failed Rwanda scheme
Home Office official says data protection laws caused the cost of its forced removal programme to increase
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Just the Daily Mail, starting the weekend with “Hitler was great”
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Dear 19-year-old OnlyFans models. I appreciate your persistence and your low standards, I really do, and there do appear to be an awful lot of you, but I’m afraid I will be blocking you all anyway. I fear I will only be a disappointment.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Fascinating to consider what kind of person could answer this YouGov poll and answer that the Conservatives were “not sleazy at all”
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
This reads very much like Kemi is on the side of the mob. Am I misreading it, or have Bad Enoch’s bad opinions come to the surface again?
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Michael Deacon is delighted that fires have swept across California and dozens of people have been killed, because it strikes a blow against diversity and inclusion. This tells you everything you need to know about Michael Deacon, and the Tory shitrag he writes for. Don’t buy the Telegraph.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
“Son, we need to talk to you about something called pegging”
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Oooh, I know this one! Is it “tax the rich”?
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Someone just told the Telegraph about Brexit
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
It also could be easily cleared using the money trousered by Michelle Mone, Dido Harding and Matt Hancock’s pub landlord. Do keep up, GB News.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Pictured: Elon & Felon
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Trump yet again shows that he understands… well, fuck all about anything really
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Karen says... cos that's what Karens do... @karenab32.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Hard hitting from Banksy 😁🤣
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
He needs to get his performance objectives signed off
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The world ten days out from Trump’s inauguration feels like one of those penultimate Game of Thrones episodes. All the pieces are in place and battle is now inevitable. We’ve got a whole episode of chaos and destruction ahead of us and not everyone is going to make it out alive. Good luck everyone.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Here’s another Express poll that needs some non-gammon input to even things out. Direct link below.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The Telegraph just went full Nazi.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
It must be really easy being a Telegraph journalist, simply inventing things you wish had happened instead of reporting what actually did. This is laughably far from the truth.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Well it’s your job to point out that this isn’t the case, then, isn’t it, you twat
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Children. We are about to be led by children.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
He’s an evil-looking fucker, isn’t he?
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
… he’s not talking about the football club, is he?
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Bluesky isn’t owned by a psychopathic billionaire… YET
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The Internet was only fun when it was full of nerds. As soon as we let the normies use it, it all went to shit. Web browsers were a mistake
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Something I didn’t miss from Twitter… getting caught out by parody accounts. Stand down, everyone.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Congratulations to Kemi Badenoch on coming up with the worst hashtag a Conservative leader could possibly use.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Kemi’s attempt to be Minister for the Daily Mail doesn’t seem to be working out too well for her. I wonder when she’ll work out that turning up and shouting about whatever she’s read in the papers isn’t going to achieve what she wants it to.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Prediction: Badenoch is going to try and pursue Musk's agenda in the Commons today, like the sad desperate attention seeker she is, and she is going to look a fool.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Nostradamus strikes again. Don’t all rush to the bookies at once.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I hope everyone realises that all the #Threadfugees *definitely* came over in small boats.
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Gareth Clark @garwoofoo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
It’s a delight seeing so many familiar faces already here, like a party where everyone’s been waiting for you. Of course because this is new we are also standing around awkwardly not saying much and avoiding eye contact. It’ll pass. We are the Threads refugees! Let’s get this party started.
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