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Garnet Snowfeet

@garnet.horse
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Queer horse. Trans (she/her). Pan Lesbian (you heard me). Poly. Certified Weird. 💠🏳️‍⚧️ Mommy and puppygirl wrangler. Queen of the Typos. ⚠️Warning: Occasionally horny on main, so minors DNI. I'm old. Please stop asking for "age in bio". Just let me pretend.

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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 15/09/2026
That's this game I've been playing that fascinates me Ostensibly, you've got to rescue the princess from the dragon who wants to capture her or something So far, so generic But then all the interstitial art shows those two being romantic with each other? Is the whole game just a kink scene...?
Screenshot from the game
Up top is the approaching dragon
The princess is retreating and yelling, "Help!" to the playerThe loading screen from the game features dragon and princess sitting outdoors at a bistro table, smiling at each other and enjoying tea and danishesAnother loading screen from the game
Princess and dragon are sitting on a picnic blanket, next to a hamper full of fruit 
The dragon is playing guitar for the princess while she reads her bookAnother loading screen
Dragon and princess are sitting on a couch, both wearing 3D-glasses and each holding a bucket of popcorn
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 05/09/2026
Poland? I have questions... 😅
A wall outlet the size of and looking like a 240V power outlet. The face plate labels it "DATA"
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 18/08/2026
Not entirely a surprise... Although I do feel I should get some sort of class bonus on Bravery and Determination on account of being trans on TERF Island and all that *grumbles*
A screenshot from the Sound Virtues quiz on undertale.jadenthejaded.uk

The result is "Kindness (green soul)"

The quote: "No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel."

The scores:

Kindness 70%
Integrity 53%
Justice 53%
Perseverance 42%
Patience 41%
Bravery 33%
Determination 26%
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 01/08/2026
Life as a single mum is exhausting... But promises are promises
Screenshot of a calendar 

At 17:00 is Engineering Leadership Forum
This clashes with a tentative Incident Review starting 17:30
The incident number in the title has been redacted

From 18:30, the event reads: "Make my daughter wet herself in her cute new overalls"
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 31/07/2026
I don't know what's worse, Amazon manipulating my decisions by pretending a good review is worth more than a bad one, or the fact I barely even notice anymore I hate this timeline
Screenshot of an Amazon product reviews overview

There are "2 global reviews" for this item

51% of these two reviews are 5-star, the other 49% are 1-star

Once again, there are TWO reviews...
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 25/07/2026
Me, when @horny.choco.one 🍑❤️‍🔥
A supermarket checkout screen
Among the purchased items, one is highlighted in the picture: 

"Sweet Buns Ass..."
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 24/07/2026
How we're doing tonight you ask? My lava lamp's got your answer right here!
A lava lamp in its warming stage

The purple wax has melted into what looks like a fist with two upheld fingers

It looks like the universe will have to try harder if it wants to kill the lamp's owner
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 19/07/2026
Things you don't want to see during a memory price crisis 😔
A terminal window running fsck
There are many errors
Eventually, the ominous line: "This does not bode well, but we'll try to go on..."
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 24/05/2026
Today, I sadly lost my most important emotional support plushie In the middle of Confuzzled On the day of the Big Night It hurts like hell It took me all day, but I clawed way back Thanks to my wonderful partners and their support, I had a good time Here's to you, Fex See you on the chromostream
A close-up of a corgi plushie being held to cover my face
He has a green mohawk and a grey hoodie
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 16/05/2026
Mommy's got plans for a fun night in with her babygirl 😊
On a chair, a collection of: 
* a bag of alphabet cookies
* the children's book "The Dinky Donkey"
* a pink diaper
* a magic wand
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 15/05/2026
Fixed it, but that snap is barely holding on!
A close-up of her diapered crotch. The diaper is clearly soggy and swollen. The onesie is stretched tight enough to challenge the corner snap.
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 12/04/2026
This reminded me of a poem I wrote for someone very special while we were dating Maybe it'll resonate with some of you and your long-distance relationships
Distance

The cruellest thing on planet Earth is the Atlantic Ocean

Wide and deep and unforgiving
A nasty gash across my heart
That leaves me hurting
Leaves me yearning

Makes missing you
Impossible to bear


The cruellest thing on planet Earth is the Atlantic Ocean

And on the other side
Your touch
Those tender fingers, softest skin
The warmth of hand on hand
Of sweet embraces

On the other side
Your voice
Confident and proud
Or soft and afraid
But always beautiful

On the other side
Your warmth, 
Your wicked smiles and innuendo
The safety that comes from knowing, understanding

On the other side
Your kiss


The cruellest thing on planet Earth is the Atlantic Ocean

A sea of tears of my own making
As I look up at the moon
And I remember

I always will remember
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 19/03/2026
Something tells me I'm not quite awake this morning. Not sure what it is, though...
A bowl, filled with coffee, next to a mug full of breakfast cereal
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 18/03/2026
You're so real for that, atoms... Don't you hate it when you get double-frustrated?
Clipping from Science News reads, "A strange new quantum state appears when atoms get 'frustrated' - A newly discovered 'double-frustrated' material could give scientists a powerful new handle on exotic quantum magnetic states."
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 24/02/2026
You've got to love the NHS and their cheerful optimism sometimes. 😔 At this point it honestly feels like they actively despise everyone who walks through the door
A narrow hallway, windows on one side, bars across the window sills. On the other, a purple door.

A sign on the door reads, "Have a sit (sic) and I will call you"

On the opposite wall, there is another sign: "Please don't sit here"

There is nowhere else to sit and little room to stand.A close-up of the door with the "Have a sit" signA close-up of the opposite wall with the "Do not sit" sign
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 15/02/2026
Somewhere in the 1980s, with their own hands, someone drew this beautifully ditzy doe face. And it does more for me than anything AI has ever produced.
A TV screen showing a closeup still of Jerrica Benton from the animated show Jem and the Holograms.
She looks stunned, but in a wonderfully silly way.
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 03/02/2026
Last night, surrounded by all my partners, my dom collared me We signed the contract, they put it right up on the wall If it weren't for the weight around my neck and the marks all over my body, I would not believe it really happened I am the happiest girl in the world. I love them all so much
A heavy day collar worn around a naked woman's neck, featuring pendants in the shape of the triple goddess. 
Her upper body still shows pen markings denoting the prime cuts.A frame on a wall, displaying a sheet of paper.
The actual text is blurred, but two different styles of hand writing are barely fiddle
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 18/01/2026
Another one of those conspicuous loads of laundry... 👉👈🙂‍↕️
A drying rack with a pair of doe-print panties, a single pair of socks, two large towels, and literally nothing else...? 🤔
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 14/12/2025
Bathroom? What bathroom?
A purple banner with the image of a pen and black text in script font: "Write an erotic story in only three words"
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 13/11/2025
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 29/10/2025
If you come across this post, post your Sona not smiling. Well, we all knew how this was going to go... 🎨 Raveneevee (FA)
A drawing of Garnet, an anthro Clydesdale, stopped dead in her tracks, wetting herself while still holding on to the door in front of her. 
She is decidedly not smiling.
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 28/08/2025
A short animated gif of Corporal Hicks from Aliens lamenting, "That's it, man! Game over, man! Game over!"
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 26/07/2025
Whoever you are, in my book you won Trans Pride in London today. You are a hero. I salute you.
In a crowd of trans rights protesters with flags and placards stands a figure wearing a chain mail cowl, carrying a battle standard made of a trans and a rainbow flag. The standard is battered and battle-scarred, holes burnt into the fabric. But they stand undefeated, holding it up as if to rally their troops.In a crowd of trans rights protesters with flags and placards stands a figure wearing a chain mail cowl, carrying a battle standard made of a trans and a rainbow flag. The standard is battered and battle-scarred, holes burnt into the fabric. But they stand undefeated, holding it up as if to rally their troops.
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 01/07/2025
I could not imagine a better outfit for dilating in than this new t-shirt by the amazing @artistic.choco.one Despite everything going on right now, I am proud of who I am and how far I've come.
A woman on a bed, naked from the waist disc, legs apart, holding a vaginal dilator in place. 
She is wearing a grey t-shirt with a printed design: a cool-as-fuck bunny girl with shades, wearing a collar and tag that reads "1312". Text around the outside reads, "Too transgender for the law".
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 17/04/2025
Don't make me tap the sign...
A photograph of the infamous historic Daily Mail front page with the story headlined, "Hurrah for the Blackshirts!"
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 03/04/2025
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 27/01/2025
Well! There was a time when I actually was a wolf, but since that's out, hmm... I think I might be a reindeer? Definitely an ungie! 😊
An NGL question reads: "If you weren't a horse, what species would you be? (wolf are verboten tho)"
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 13/01/2025
This one's easy: Omorashi is easily my biggest and longest-running kink, but it's rare enough that I've never consistently had anyone in my life who'd indulge me. On a side note, wetting myself has become a whole new level of excitement after bottom surgery. 🫠
NGL question reads, "What's a kink you rarely if ever get to practice, but enjoy regardless?"
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 13/01/2025
The answer is boring, sorry. 🙂 There was a time when furry friends called me Gargath, or Gar for short. When I started to transition, I felt guilty a lot for imposing on others and didn't want everybody to have to give up that shorthand. I simply wanted a name in liked that started with Gar...
NGL question reads, "How did you come to choose Garnet as a name?"
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 13/01/2025
This question is certainly bigger than fits into a tweet, but I wanted to address it anyway because, whoever you are out there, you deserve at least that much. I know that because nobody is irredeemable. 1/3
NGL question reads, "What do I do when I completely hate myself? I genuinely cannot see whatever it is anyone else sees about me"
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 13/01/2025
This is a tough one. I'd have to say some sort of support class, probably a healer, cleric or cyberdoc. I don't like having to take charge and I get a lot of satisfaction out of helping others.
An NGL question reads, "Lock a system, any system - What's your preferred class? Cyberpunk rigger? Shadowing shaman? DND ranger?"
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 13/01/2025
Am I the only one who finds this language menacing...? Living in Britain already feels like being stuck in a mental institution. Now we're being administered things against our will, too.
Newspaper clipping with highlighted text reads, '...Starmer [...] vowed [...] new push to "mainline AI into the veins" of Britain [...]'
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 12/01/2025
Whoever you are, I thank you ❤️ I'm getting better at feeling it, too, but it's a long road... Unrelated, but I also really appreciate your use of the Oxford comma 😊
An NGL "question" reads, "You are great, wonderful, and beautiful :>"
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 12/01/2025
Depends on whether you mean it in a sexual context or kink. During sex, the mindset mostly comes from what I wear, my strap-on, and any other toys I use. Everything's chosen for effect. During kink scenes, all the power comes from the sub. I'm just a mirror, reflecting that power back at them.
An NGL question reads, "When topping, what helps you get into the right mindset? Or is it just... instinctive?"
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 12/01/2025
Whoever you are, you need but ask. ☺️ Chances are I'm more keen than you realise.
An NGL question reads, "So madam when are you going to let me tan your rump with my paddle?"
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 23/12/2024
This drying rack is the #omorashi equivalent of shopping for a single cucumber and a bottle of lube 😳
A drying rack with a pair of jeans, and a single pair of panties and socks - and nothing else
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 02/12/2024
4. Train Valley 2 is the game I keep going back to. It's the perfect thing to occupy my ADHD brain on days where I have no energy for anything more involved but still feel too restless to simply switch off. I've been known to play this while on a voice call 😅
A screenshot from my Steam library showing a total play time for Train Valley 2 of 727.8 hoursA screenshot of Train Valley 2.
The isometric overhead view includes a network of rail lines connecting various mines and factories.
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 01/12/2024
3. This took me a while. There are many games that are better by some measure and there are many that deserved more attention than they got. But with no game I know is that more pronounced than with No Man's Sky. A victim of wildly unrealistic promises, it's nevertheless a really fun experience.
Promotional art for No Man's Sky.
A person in space suit is standing on a plain covered in deep red vegetation. A small space ship rests close by. There are alien looking animals roaming and strange rock formations in the distance.
Overhead, the outlines of other planets can be seen. Star ships are firing weapons in the sky.

Directly overhead is a huge, black romboid. An in-game screenshot from No Man's Sky.
The player character, wearing his trademark space suit, is standing between alien vegetation. I'm the distance, some high tech structures can be seen.
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 01/12/2024
2. This one took me a long time to think about, but in the end I had to go by how they made me feel at the time. My favourite character is Garrus Vakarian, specifically as he appears in Mass Effect 2. His whole personality just captivated me and it was a no-brainer to want to romance him.
Harris Vakarian, the Turian character from the Mass Effect series, seen from the waist up.
He's wearing a heavy suit of armor that leaves only his head somewhat exposed.

Turians look like a cross between lizard and insect, their heads made of solid plates of various shapes.

In this picture, he is wearing an electronic sight in front of his left eye. A screenshot from Mass Effect 2.
Garrus and female Shepard (the player character) are facing each other, foreheads touching, in a dimly lit room.
Behind them, through a window, a planet can be seen far below. 

A subtitle reads, "I want something to go right. Just once. Just..."
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 01/12/2024
1. The very first video game I played was Zig Zag on my cousin's C64. It's not a great game, even by the standards of the time, but I was hooked. BONUS: The first game some of you may have actually heard of was Space Quest I on a PC XT clone at school, with Hercules graphics on an amber CRT.
The box are of Zig Zag on C64, published by Mirrorsoft.
Needless to say, the neon rainbow colors and sleek, shiny spaceship bear no resemblance at all to the actual game.

Such was the way at the time.A screenshot of Zig Zag gameplay, featuring the C64's trademark washed out colors and blocky text.

A sprite, that with some good will can be interpreted as a spaceship is flying over a grid-like surface towards a couple of right-angly deflecty things.
An enemy sprite in the shape of a triangle is coming the other way.
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 30/11/2024
Sure, I'll do this if anyone's interested?
1 like = 1 video game answer

1. Very first video game
2. Your favorite character
3. A game that is underrated
4. Your guilty pleasure game
5. Game character you feel most like (or wish you were)
6. Most annoying character
7. Favorite game couple
8. Best Soundtrack
9. Saddest Scene
10. Best Gameplay
11. Gaming system of choice
12. A game everyone should play
13. A game you've played more than 5 times
14. Current (or most recent) video game wallpaper
15. Post a screenshot from a game you're playing right now
16. Game with the best cutscenes
17. Favorite Antagonist
18. Favorite Protagonist
19. Picture of a game setting you wish you lived in
20. Favorite genre
21. Best story 
22. A sequel that disappointed you
23. Best art style
24. Favorite "classic" title
25. A game on your list to play
26. Best  voice acting
27. Most epic scene
28. Favorite game developer
29. A game you were surprised you liked
30. Favorite game of all time
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 30/11/2024
This morning Blackie, the stray cat my mum adopted a couple of years ago passed beyond the veil. I'll always be grateful that I got to meet him this past week, even if it was only for a short time. Didn't think I'd miss the little cuddle monster as much as I am.
A jet black cat in a woman's arms, looking at the camera with curious, yellow eyes.
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 30/11/2024
I will never enjoy getting up this early, but watching a genuine sunrise with my own eyes is something magical
The view out of an airport terminal window. The tarmac is still illuminated by artificial lighting, but the sky and scattered clouds are already lit up by the sun just below the horizon.
The clouds glow with hues of purple, red and orange.
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 20/11/2024
Also: If your puppy is clicker trained (as she should be), keep your clicker to hand and focus her attention when somebody opens a can of soda close by. You wouldn't want her to hear the noise and suddenly dart off...
A blue clicker on a chain, held in one hand
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 20/11/2024
When travelling with your puppygirl, it is important to pack plenty of snacks and have ample opportunity for her to burn off all that excitement 😊
An open purse with a ziploc bag of doggie treats inside.
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 17/11/2024
I hope she'll like them
A jar full of little, dog-treat-shaped cookies
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 17/11/2024
That feeling when your puppygirl girlfriend is coming to town 😊
A cookie cutter making multiple small, bone-shaped cookies, stuck in some doughA patch of cookie dough with bone-shaped doggie treat cookies cut out of itA sheet of baking paper with a whole bunch of dog-treat shaped cookies, ready to be bakedA baking sheet with a bunch of dog treat cookies fresh out if the oven
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 06/11/2024
Distance #poetry
Distance

The cruellest thing on planet Earth is the Atlantic Ocean

Wide and deep and unforgiving
A nasty gash across my heart
That leaves me hurting
Leaves me yearning

Makes missing you
Impossible to bear
The cruellest thing on planet Earth is the Atlantic Ocean

And on the other side
Your touch
Those tender fingers, softest skin
The warmth of hand on hand
Of sweet embraces

On the other side
Your voice
Confident and proud
Or soft and afraid
But always beautiful

On the other side
Your warmth, 
Your wicked smiles and innuendo
The safety that comes from knowing, understanding

On the other side
Your kiss
The cruellest thing on planet Earth is the Atlantic Ocean

A sea of tears of my own making
As I look up at the moon
And I remember

I always will remember
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 29/10/2024
While I prefer the term "polyamorous", it is still really nice to see this option on a medical form.
A screenshot of a medical form. The field "Emergency Contact Details - Relationship" had a drop-down with options. 
The option "polygamous partner" is highlighted.
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Garnet Snowfeet @garnet.horse · 27/10/2024
Do you think a cat's been walking all over my car...?
The sun glaring through a car windscreen, revealing small paw prints on the glass
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