garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 4hI mean, I'm sure Schmidt and Tuberville are comfortably in the lead in that race. 160
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 13hI mean, River thinks he's a way better agent than he actually is... that's why he's at Slough House. 140
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 15hTomorrow: Taiwan says they've never discussed buying natural gas from the United States. When asked for comment Trump said "Well, I said they were going to so they will." 010
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 17hHogwarts Legacy could get DLSS 38 and come with six free 5090s and you still couldn't get me in that game. Screw Rowling and anything that's tangentially related to benefiting her. 000
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026So, you know that Clark Kent is just Superman with glasses, right? This is the same situation. 000
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Crap. I don't trade MTG cards, I just hoard them. 000
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026No, no. I encourage everyone that holds Musk in high esteem to do this... 000
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Hi. I've got one question here. Who the goddamn hell is Benny Johnson, and why am I watching him... I dunno, attempt an ancient dance to summon 1% milk? What the hell is he doing here? Ok. That's fair. That's two questions. 1150
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If you gave me a thousand years and all the AI compute in the world, I would not produce a Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. I am very, very happy to have played Expedition 33. 000
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026... You haven't made an argument that you AREN'T obsessed with LEGO. That's how The Enemy is going to be defeated isn't it? Bare feet and a LEGO brick. I'm calling it now. 010
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What, and I can't emphasize this enough, the hell? 000
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I went both...static.klipy.comForrest Gump: I'm Not A Smart Man (Tom Hanks)ALT: Forrest Gump: I'm Not A Smart Man (Tom Hanks) 000
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Some are good people? MAGA candidates?static.klipy.comGary Cole: I Disagree With You ThereALT: Gary Cole: I Disagree With You There 010
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What if he gets a strongly worded letter from the Republicans, though? You know how powerful he believes those are. 000
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He may have fallen off the trillionaire list for a while, but he can rest easy that he's been one of the leaders of the "People who should immediately fuck all the way off, and then do it again just to be safe," list the whole time. 000
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026America: socialize risk and privatize profits. 0160
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I mean, you should take time to enjoy the good things in life. 020
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comMichael Scott Says Thank YouALT: Michael Scott Says Thank You 010
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Gmork. Always the Gmork.static.klipy.comTears The Never Ending StoryALT: Tears The Never Ending Story 060
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Also not a haystack, that's rush hour traffic. So, finding a needle that doesn't exist, in rush hour traffic. Also, you already told your boss there's so many needles, just needles everywhere. Because that's what your boss believes, and you're too chickenshit to hold to the truth. 000
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So, you just reposting an article from 2008 that was a repost of an article from 1998 here, or what? 001
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comEssence Atkins & Matt Cedeno: Living Your DreamALT: Essence Atkins & Matt Cedeno: Living Your Dream 010
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The game spells it out a few times. The most direct? No happy endings. "A happy ending? For folks like us? Wrong city, wrong people." 050
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I mean, Cyberpunk is... in the Cyberpunk genre. That's a dystopian genre. It doesn't matter how awesome you make V, they can't win. The corporations in Cyberpunk are too big and powerful for anyone to take down. Johnny nuked one's headquarters 50 years ago, and they just got stronger. 160
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I saw the initial stories about it but wanted to wait for more information to come out, because this is just a wild story and I want time for actual facts to be gathered rather than speculation. I'm glad everyone is safe, and good on the copilot. Real heroics, there. 010
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026How can that be? Half of them were in Congress in 1973. 110
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah, but all I ever say is "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, you being here can't be a good sign. Right?" Especially if it's Juliette and Justine. 010
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I mean, that tracks because Peter Stormare IS the best silverscreen Satan. 140
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well, give Tommy a chance. Don't think he'll stand for this usurpation. 010
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've driven to Vegas twice to see Social Distortion, because that's the closest they ever come to me. Totally worth it. 110
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Man, things are looking pretty grim... I think it's time." "No, things can't be that dire. Expend our secret weapon?" "Yes, it's time to send... MIKE JOHNSON. Surely, that will turn things around. Everyone loves the 'Christian' who lies about everything in the most smarty way possible!" 000
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well, the Democratic Socialists getting some momentum might impact her grift in 2028, so gotta remind people that she's still out there and try to lump them in with the corporate Democrats so she can explain how she's "different." 070
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not only do i need playmats. I keep getting oversized playmats. The bigger, the better. 000
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026On the subject of hiring practices, anyone telling you how important a cover letter is... Yeah. No. 000
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Honestly, there's so many people looking to power trip over so many minor or inconsequential things it's a blessing if they disqualify you for frivolous things. Oh, I can't work for you because I want to be hydrated? Dang, I'm sure that wouldn't have been a precursor to other unreasonable behavior. 110
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thank you, I do try to think of Cate Blanchett as Hela in Thro:Ragnarok as much as possible. What were we talking about again? 010
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I bought some opening scene themes for my Steam Deck and Steam Machine, only way I've found to use them. 030
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you want a heads up on that kind of thing, you just need to spend the $100,000 for premier access to his Truth Social posts to see what stock trades he's making. 000
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026For tax purposes?static.klipy.comIn The Beginning, The Universe Was Created - A Bad Move (Hhgttg)ALT: In The Beginning, The Universe Was Created - A Bad Move (Hhgttg) 000
garfank.bsky.social @garfank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You need to establish your cool aunt status immediately. Buy the kid a Switch 2. 130
