Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 2m"Don't ever mess with nature," says the guy who's just bulldozed 500 trees. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 1hTrump's Iran War is not the result of a policy decision. It was an act of God. 100
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 1hThe state of Tennessee must have gotten its execution kit from Ikea. 160
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 1h2016 is so long ago that everyone has forgotten his first campaign anthem, "We shall overcomb." 010
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 1hIt's a good thing he loves that guy in a platonic way. It could have been sofatic. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 2hTranslation: "Let's go on to the next security question." 001
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 2hI'd be more impressed by someone who can give you a simple answer to a complicated question. Vance seems to be depicting Paxton as a simpleton. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 2hWhen you multiply two fractions, you get a smaller fraction. When a rizzless politician campaigns on behalf of another rizzless politician, is the result fewer votes than if he hadn't campaigned for him at all? 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 2hIt reminds me of Ripley in combat with the xenomorph queen. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 2hIt's a good thing Vance's love for that guy is platonic. It might have been sofatic. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 3hBetter question: how many glass beads does Jana need to qualify as a Hermann Hesse novel? 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 3hThere must be a point of diminishing returns, where increased spending doesn't produce additional votes. Musk's outlays certainly seem disproportionate to the results. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 3hI think what bothers Johnson the most is the "every day" part. Democratic control of the House will mean no more 72-workday years. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 3hI'm glad Vance loves that guy in a platonic way. It's a big step up from sofatic. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 3h"Don't mess with Texas" is a slogan that started out affixed to trash cans. In that context, it's funny. In others, it's stupid. 030
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 3hJust guessing, but I don't think they can get the refinery expanded and use the additional capacity to get enough diesel into circulation to lower the price per gallon in three weeks. You know what they say about a stitch in time, JD. 020
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 3hA modern-day Oedipus has solved the riddle of the Guilfoyle. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 3hSee also Elia Kazan's prophetic film of 1957, A face in the crowd. Larry "Lonesome" Rhodes' impulsive choice of second wife is a flaming-baton twirler (Lee Remick). Larry (Andy Griffith) is a prefiguration of Donald Trump. 010
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 3hBoth of the Fords were very likeable, Gerald in part because he was such a relief from his predecessor. Both were also very human (in the sense of being a mensch). 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 3hGuilfoyle's resignation is the best thing to happen to Greece since Oedipus solved the riddle of the Sphinx. 041
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 3hGuilfoyle's resignation is the best thing to happen to Greece since Oedipus solved the riddle of the Sphinx. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 3hMany years ago when I was scraping bottom, I did market research for $6.50/hour. I had to call 30 random phone numbers to get someone to stay on the phone and answer a questionnaire. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 4hWord order does a lot of heavy lifting in English, e.g in "check the mail" and "mail the check" or "barely knew her" and "knew her barely." 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 4hAccording to ABC News, about 2/3 of both Senatorial and gubernatorial contests this year are sans debate. 120
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 4hIn his "On state and revolution" (1915), V.I. Lenin writes that no government job should be something that anyone chosen at random off the street is not able to do — he does concede that he might make an exception for physicians and engineers. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 4hIt's been 169 since Dred Scott v. Sandford. It was high time to bring the peculiar institution up to date. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 4hIt wasn't just the grifting or even being getting caught that did it. What tipped the scales was that she isn't blonde. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 4hIsn't there a point at which the amount you grift offsets the embarrassment of getting caught? Seems to me Trump blew past it long ago. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 4hI spent four months in Greece once. I'm so glad for the Greeks! 130
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 4hIf your employer requires you to wear a uniform to work, you can write it off; if the Salvation Army will accept it as a donation, you can write it off again as a charitable donation, so why not? It works for me. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 4h"I'll soon be back to where I was before the witch chopped off my hair." 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 4hAll right, all right. But her baton twirling was outstanding. 1110
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 4hTrump has his work cut out for him fitting in the shoes of Warren G. Harding. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 5hHats off to Iran for what frat boys call a "ratfuck." The white van screams "Terrorist!" and three of them three times as loud. USAF gets psyched out, sends its bombers home. You don't need aircraft carriers to achieve your objective after all; psychological warfare is just as effective. 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 5hDoes she qualify as eponym of a new unit for the stone-rod-fortnight system, tenure as ambassador (one guilfoyle = 379 days)? 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 5hJohnson is blurring the distinction between "being on offense" and "being offensive." 000
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 5hI think what bothers Johnson the most is the "every day" part. No more 72-day years. 030
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 5hShe's fresh off her latest acting gig in the soon to be released film "Rapunzel in a Very Short Tower." 0100
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 5h"The glorious victory of the Sixth Army at Stalingrad…" — Adolf Hitler, February 1943 010
Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 5hIf the scarmucci goes, we may have to revise the whole stone-rod-fortnight system of weights and measures. 150