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Gareth J. Greenaway

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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 16h
A scene from Groundhog Day where Bill Murray is saying that it's Monday...again.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 04/10/2026
California weather does disagree with that sentiment.
A screenshot of a weather forecast in Southern California showing three days with temperatures over 100 degrees. FML.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 03/09/2026
You can take the dog out of the streets but you can't take the streets out of the dog.
A small black and white dog named Aggie sitting on a pile of blankets.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 22/08/2026
Happy birthday to me!
A cocktail named the Midnight Rider.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 09/08/2026
We found Waldo.
A photo of a man in a red and white striped shirt who may or may not be Waldo.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 09/08/2026
Waiting to see the #countingcrows at the Hollywood Bowl.
An empty stage at the Hollywood Bowl...for now.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 16/07/2026
The always been meme with one astronaut saying "Remember when `curl | bash` was considered bad?" and the other responding "Always has been."
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 20/06/2026
Vegan "chicken" and waffles.
A plate of vegan "Chicken" and waffles.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 10/06/2026
This guy is at the vet today for a minor dental surgery. Good vibes appreciated.
A black cat named Phineas.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 03/06/2026
The voter turnout in the California county I live in. 😲
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 24/05/2026
Inspired by @withenoughcoffee.bsky.social.
A package containing not fried chicken ice cream.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 19/05/2026
"How are things going in the US today?" "Oh. You know."
A map of the US courtesy of WatchDuty showing fires all over the country.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 10/05/2026
A screenshot of a post by Christopher Penn saying "Just remember that given the abundance of neurodivergent people in science, it's far more likely that autism causes vaccines."
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 12/04/2026
Today's Lego project. The Lego Gameboy.
A Gameboy made of Lego with a Gameboy cartridge also made of Lego.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 12/04/2026
Worf from Star Trek saying "Perhaps today is a good day for pizza."
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 11/04/2026
If the 80s had a taste....
A cherry Hostess fruit pie.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 29/03/2026
Three pins. Proud Democrat. Cats Against Trump. Dogs Against Trump.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 29/03/2026
Someone holding a sign that reads "No kings. No dicktators."Two protest signs that read "Not today Spray Tan" and "No crown for a clown"A protest sign that reads "Fuck the ice gestapo"A man holding a sign that reads "...And I'll be glad when you're dead."
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 29/03/2026
Two women holding signs that say "The only orange monarch is the butterfly" and "Only she gets to wear the crown" with a drawing of the statue of Liberty. A man holding a sign that reads "We're all Pretti Good"My Dad holding a sign that reads "Honk if you're not in the Epstein files."A woman holding a sign that reads "Time to kick money and corruption out of politics."
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 29/03/2026
Thousand Oaks,CA came out in force for #nokings #thousandoaks
A man holding a sign that reads "War Pigs. Day of judgment. God is calling."A man holding a sign that reads "Fossil fuels are small bone energy"A woman holding a sign that reads "Make Orwell fiction again."A woman holding a sign that reads "Vaginas brought you into this world. Vaginas will vote you out."
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 24/03/2026
It's a good time to drive an electric car.
A gas station sign with prices: $5.79 for regular, $6.09 for Plus, and $6.29 for supreme.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 10/03/2026
It's post walk meat stick time.
A small black and white dog eating a meat stick.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 23/01/2026
When you bond over shared interests with your DoorDash delivery driver.
A photo of sign that says "In this house we say please, thank you, and fuck Trump" and a thumbs up from a DoorDash delivery driver.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 17/01/2026
ABC. Always. Be. Comfortable.
A black cat sleeping on a heated bed.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 05/01/2026
George Constanza from the sitcom Seinfeld stands with one arm up, shouting out "I proclaim 2026 to be the year of Jeremy!"
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 03/01/2026
RDJ in Tropic Thunder saying "Everyone knows you never go full goat"
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 30/12/2025
Whose the absolute worst ISP and why is it Spectrum?
Output from ping, pinging the default Spectrum gateway with ridiculous times.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 25/12/2025
TIL pecans contain pecan.
A bag of pecans that says "Pecans contain pecan".
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 21/12/2025
First batch of vegetarian sausage rolls.
Vegetarian sausage rolls.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 21/12/2025
Christmas has arrived.
A traditional British Christmas pudding waiting to be steamed.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 19/12/2025
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Maybe an alien invasion of Earth is just what we need? I'm excited about it.
A movie poster for the movie Aliens in 1986
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 11/12/2025
Fuuuuuyuck.
A weather report showing a temperature of 83 Degrees fahrenheit and a real feel of 87 degrees fahrenheit.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 06/12/2025
Running tests on this guy. Please send good vibes in the general Southern California direction.
My black cat, Phineas, sitting in my lap.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 27/11/2025
Thanksgiving prep is hard work. If you're hosting today make sure you get a nap in.
A black and white dog taking a nap on a light gray sofa.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 26/11/2025
A scene from Avengers where Tony Stark notices someone playing Galaga.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 26/11/2025
The dance of the sous vide pumpkin pie.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 21/11/2025
A THC Old Fashioned from Wisconsin
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 21/11/2025
Booting up a bit of nostalgia.
A white iBook G3 booting MacOS 9.2.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 19/11/2025
Early in the day but during these times we can always use a timeline cleanser.
A bottle of Mexican Coke wearing a Coca Cola hoodie.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 15/11/2025
Don't threaten me with a good time random spammy text message.
A screenshot of a spammy text message that says:
"Stephen Miller, Steve Bannon, even Trump locked BEHIND BARS for life!

This nightmare might soon be a reality."
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 13/11/2025
I haven't had a need for a SATA cable in I don't know how long but I should totally keep these just in case right?
A small collection of SATA cables.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 31/10/2025
Aggie in her pumpkin costume.
A small black and white dog in a pumpkin costume.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 30/10/2025
Well there it is. I've finally made it. I've reached the top.
A screenshot showing Justin Garrison following me back.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 29/10/2025
A "lovely" Fall day in Southern California. 😐 Once the car was moving the temperature adjusted to a cool 93. 🙄
The temperature indicator inside my car showing an outside temperature of 99 degrees.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 20/10/2025
More signs and a bear
Someone at the No Kings protest wearing an inflatable bear costume.A sign at the No Kings protest that says "Same shit, different hat" with various racist hats.A sign at the No Kings protest that read "I like my nation neat, no ICE"
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 20/10/2025
A couple really awesome signs from the No Kings rally in Thousand Oaks, CA #nokings
A sign from No Kings that says "Dump Trump" with an elephant shitting Donald Trump.A sign from No Kings that read "Miller is Nosferatu"A sign from No Kings that read "I've never been so disappointed in cholesterol"A sign from No Kings that read "The only orange monarch we want" with several pictures of Monarch butterflies.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 19/10/2025
Took my parents to the No Kings protest today. #nokings
Me and my parents at the No Kings protest.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 13/10/2025
A Christmas and Halloween mashup?! What is even happening? 🤔
A ghost wearing Christmas lights next to a ghost riding a bike wearing a Santa hat with a ghost dog in the basket.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 30/09/2025
Makes sense. 🙄
Joey and Phoebe discussing whose responsible for shutting down the US government with Phoebe asking whose in charge of the presidency, the senate, and the house.  To which Joey responds that the Republicans are in charge.  Then ultimately asking whose responsible for the shutdown, to which Joey responds that it's the Democrats.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 29/09/2025
Nobody expects the tomato Inquisition.
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