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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌

@gare.bsky.social
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That’s how it is on this bitch of an earth. The author of The Supreme Pancake: thesupremepancake.wordpress.com and The Podcast Against Giygas! giygaspod.buzzsprout.com/2529418

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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 13h
But you have to have strongbad announce it
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 14h
Halcyonic Arms is a much better name than “Disas2er Arms”
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 15h
So this exchange happened between my roommate and I: "It's really strange. A couple days I got randomly bitten by a bug..." "OH SHIT, really? What kind, should we place a work order in the apartment office app?" "...of Eastern philosophy. I randomly got into the Upanishads." "...oh."
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 16h
My BOOOOOOY
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 18h
Just an ordinary plane ride. Nope, nothing unfortunate is going to happen today. Don’t worry about that second slide.
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 18h
Wow zowee! It’s the tenth episode of The Podcast Against Giygas! giygaspod.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
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The Ordinary and Utterly Non-Eventful Plane Ride in Which Absolutely Nothing Unfortunate is Bound to Happen Whatsoever, No Sirree Bob - The Podcast Against Giygas: An Earthbound Story
The Chosen Four finally found that dangnabbit cactus, and now they’re “leavin’ on a jet plane!” With Lloyd dreaming sweet dreams of lots and lots of legos, which of course means Lloyd finally shutting...
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh automatic is my favorite for sure, I was trying to be diplomatic and pick some “greats” from a variety of albums
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For me it was the sheer reality that I never experienced anything Sonic as a kid except the classic genesis games, and then I grew up to see him and be like “WHO asked for this?”
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i would venture a guess at this, myself: Nightswimming Losing my Religion What’s the frequency, Kenneth? Fall on Me World Leader Pretend
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He has turned off quotes and replies but I really want to know what his top five are. I am respectfully willing to listen and learn
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not many people know this but Teddy is also the top-ranked professional fisherman in all of Eagleland
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my friend @pd-cgt.bsky.social is doing it again!
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don’t be scared Lloyd, you have like third top billing, you’ll probably be fine
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great googley moogley! It’s the ninth episode of The Podcast Against Giygas! giygaspod.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
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The Celebrated Singing Cactus of the Yucca Desert - The Podcast Against Giygas: An Earthbound Story
Ninten awakens from a wonderful dream to find a big day ahead of him... which includes plenty more walking through a miserable desert, more deadly alien-controlled robots, a kooky old-timer with a tan...
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can do it, do NOT put your back into it
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This truck is 100% a rental
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😳 I gotta wait THAT long?
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"The Yucca Desert is the most boring part of The Podcast Against Giygas season two!"
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Criminy! It's the eighth episode of The Podcast Against Giygas! www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
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No Crying Until the Ending - The Podcast Against Giygas: An Earthbound Story
While looking through George Moley's diary, Ninten catches a glimpse of their sworn enemy's ultimate plan: a horrific mind-control machine called the Slave Engine, which seems to involve that famous s...
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There was one single solitary guy I used to watch let’s plays of him playing the hitman games and a little bit of AC multiplayer, and it was solely because he was funny
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would play the hell out of Hi-Fi Rush if it had been swinging-sixties mod/British Invasion-themed and it was written by Grant Morrison
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The answer to the age-old question of who‘s the better band, the Beatles or the Stones, is the Kinks
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WHERE is super Metroid
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
forget about the harbinger, the Darkness itself is a hundred fifty
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
See! A deadly-robot factory infiltrated by sinister aliens! Hulking mega-bots shot down by missiles! ...level 99 Lloyd?!
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's the seventh episode of The Podcast Against Giygas! I know, can you beweeve it? giygaspod.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
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The Old Abandoned Duncan Factory - The Podcast Against Giygas: An Earthbound Story
The Chosen Four heroes of Magicant have their mandate from Queen Mary; go and find five more bars of that strange melody! Too bad the Paradise Line’s train tracks to the next town are mysteriously blo...
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Take away “as” and everything after “cute” and you got me
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Give this man his own podcast
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He’s a handsome lad indeed
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
is this the cat who lies down on your gaming chair
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s on one with Spider Man vs the Kingpin
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am reading a translation of Nikolai Gogol however, and when someone says the price has “rocketed,“ I don’t care for it but I can allow it because a quick Wikipedia search revealed that rockets were in use back in the Napoleonic Wars
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hate it when translators of ancient books use like disgustingly modern words. If I’m reading Homer or whatever and some says “dropped a bombshell” or “they’re fixing bayonets” I cringe and throw the book right in the trash
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think to fuck with people I would say Metroid II and to be genuine I would say DUH SUPER METROID. All in caps like that, too
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
An impossible dream kingdom awaits the Chosen Four. Talking animals! Ravenous piranhas! Forgotten men! Way too much ice cream!
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What the… is that…? Yes, it’s the sixth episode of The Podcast Against Giygas! www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
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Magicant, and What Ninten Saw There - The Podcast Against Giygas: An Earthbound Story
Ninten pulled through in the bridge and emerged victorious from the… ugh, sing off. With Teddy now an official member of their motley crew, the complete Chosen Four  finally make way to the stran...
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do you ever just go your life thinking one word means something until you find out it isn’t? In the episode coming up I thought a “dorsal fin” was the tail fin, but it’s the fin on a fish’s back. Nothing that happens to that fish character would make any sense if it was done on the actual dorsal fin
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Slipknot, please, stop fighting here in India!”
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ll always go shopping with you and tell you you’re pretty without even being prompted to do so
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Warcraft 3 has a good story but it’s all setup for their mmo. I like the Diablo games but I gave up at 3 once it was clear they‘ll never wrap anything up and keep spamming hordes of demons on these poor villagers game after game. You can bow out of any blizzard game any time, it doesn’t matter
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“The secretary in ghostbusters finally getting a genuine call” energy ”Oh oh, you DID?! That’s… that’s great!”
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There’s not much worse than seeing an ad on instagram for something i might actually want
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Kermit The Frog's Waterfall Splash
ALT: Kermit The Frog's Waterfall Splash
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it’s not like I didn’t warn you!
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
lol (Boktai)
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「YASE」 eek!-clips 🎃 @eclipse.yase.world · 31/10/2025
I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Aw don’t tell me they 100-houred my boy Kirb
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Gore-anteed Monster-piece 👹🧌 @gare.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I got burned on like a 5k word or so piece for Eternal Darkness and now I never post anything without writing it on the notes app first
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