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I started with a few pots on an apartment balcony trading life for corporate ladders. I have since farmed veggies on a 1/4 acre & may again be eyeing ladders. Feel free to holler if the books/YouTube/etc don't help you grow better than organic food. 💚

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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It seems you are pretty primed for an argument and I'm in no mood for such nonsense. Go away.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I think you misunderstand me.
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Thanks, I Hate It @mikevago.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I wrote a book about *how far away the moon is* and it didn't cross my mind to re-promote it until Erin posted this thread. This is why I am neither rich of successful. Nevertheless: I wrote a kids' book that folds out to 5 feet across to give you an accurate scale model of the solar system!
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The Planets Are Very, Very, Very Far Away by Mike Vago | The Little BOHO Bookshop
Quick: Picture the solar system. Do you see nine planets on tidy rings around the Sun? Then you have been lied to!It’s not without reason: We have to draw the solar system that way to fit it on a plac...
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Usually those farmers are these programs. In this latest round, it's not those same farmers. If farming had DEI, this would be as close as it's ever been.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This has been my experience with commentators across all sports. With so many hours of improv commentating, I figure it's bound to happen. I have yet to hear the #nwsl ones good linguistically as badly as some #nfl ones. I would love for the cross-sport comparisons to cease. E.g. soccer != golf.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Oh, Wilson, I felt that one. Next time! #thornsfc #nwsl
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Mostly my friends and I don't talk about the awful news with one another because we are a break from it for one another. Sure, we could rehash another war crime another time, or we could laugh at the haircut one of the teenagers really loves without realizing it's 1994 again.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
But the defense is...not defending so well.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Moultrie with the peanuts!!! Go @thornsfc.com ! #Nwsl
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I got it on Roku TV app. Good luck!
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ouch, Turner. Thanks for the goal but ouch. #nwsl
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Roku TV or Victory+ app.
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Melina Melinae @melinae07.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Cool stat by Opta: "Olivia Moultrie set up three chances for teammates in Portland’s win over Kansas City. Since the start of the 2024 season, Moultrie has recorded 98 chances created for teammates, 11 more than any other player in the NWSL in that time (Debinha – 87)." #BAONPDX
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Is this Derek? I don't think I know his name but he's good. www.youtube.com/live/oVDIa-K...
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Michigan Severe Weather Coverage - April 4th, 2026
YouTube video by Michigan Storm Chasers
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 04/04/2026
And if you want to learn much more about this cool new thing in energy -- say it with me, everybody -- listen to this Volts pod:
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Ann Arbor's experiment with a new kind of utility
Missy Stults explains Ann Arbor's novel plan to build a second, clean-energy utility alongside its incumbent.
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Nicole @nicamsterdam.eurosky.social · 04/04/2026
Death won't admit it but he too is glad the winter is finally over and is thoroughly enjoying spring in our garden! #GardeningFeed.
Figuring of Death sitting in his cloak on the top shelf of our plant hanger with a creeping plant blooming tiny purple flowers all around him, and some of the plant has grown onto him. Behind him the wooden fence and either side small terracotta pots sunken into the woodn shelf in the garden. The metal chain that keeps the hanger up is visible right behind Death and looks like a V shape coming from his back.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A phone call, in your car, across the parking lot, with both my and your windows up, should not be something I can accidentally eavesdrop on.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Just saw a baby do the thing where he looked briefly very happy and then immediately confused by that. Very relatable!
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It is hard to acknowledge that they are opting to stay put in their thoughts versus seeing their family as real people with real feelings who might have more than a few real points. They think it's us trying to have "blue team beat red team" because they were told that was the point.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
In our experiences with family right now, they aren't willing to actually discuss anything, or even listen to our concerns over what's happening. They are too primed to be offended attached victims or too conditioned that it's not polite to discuss topics other than food, sports, and weather.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
When you have tried to break the spell are they engaging in conversation with curiousity?
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Textbook actually means awesome when it's #nwsl Ludmila.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Their site isn't working on DuckDuckGo for me but is in Chrome.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Over here: NWSL+ on the website and then cast to the TV
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If the wealthy can get you thinking about who deserves basic needs and who doesn't, they win. They don't care if you think wealthy people are the ones who don't deserve; establishing that it must be earned is the key. With that done, they can just keep expanding the definition of "undeserving."
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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Deep-seated feelings of inadequacy don’t fit comfortably in a 2017 Chrysler Pacifica.
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Tramonte's TrailPhotos @tramontes-t-photos.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This 3rd of my 4 individual posts along Lake McDonald in Glacier National Park on Wednesday has the reflections that I probably liked best. Cloudy & grey, pics came out almost like #ColorADay #BWFriday, which is what I'll call them, even though taken in color. #ECK #NationalParks #Montana #scape
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
That's awesome.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Some happy news:
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I think your ask was reasonable. We watched 9/11 at school and a kid asked if this meant some pro sports game he wanted to see was going to be cancelled that night. The teacher sent him home.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
My daycare did not wheel in a TV for Challenger and I still don't watch space launches live.
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 01/04/2026
If you're a baseball player who can catch, slide, and run, but you can't hit the ball, you can: a) Practice on your own (teammates, ball machine) b) Hire a good coach c) Switch sports Notice how there is no d) Put your jersey on a robot every time it's your turn at bat (then lie about it)
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 03/04/2026
A little birdie told me over 100 people are joining us in person with more tuning online at @umich.edu and the Dean (!!!!) of @umfordschool.bsky.social is kicking the event off. 😭✨ Detroit AND Flint, I want to see you in this room! Tell a friend to tell a friend.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We rescued a "shepsky" mix two years ago and she is marvelous 💚 some humans are going to be very lucky to have such sweet love in their lives.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Or even if you don't, but live life as a woman or another person who listens to women.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I would like zero airspace left for US use.
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Nolan Hicks @ndhapple.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Cannot wait for the: 'Artemis computers unable to complete key tasks until astronauts set up a Microsoft 365 account' story
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Joaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I am grateful Kaleth is back home but this trauma cannot be undone. Keep using your voices so more children can be free and safe. We won’t stop until we shut down Dilley and #FreeOurChildren.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Our average last frost in those days was the first week of November? But the first hard freeze was usually mid-January. I'm now much farther north and supposedly "northern hardy" varieties of various foods are great. Which means, the plant survives, but yeah, getting the fruit to ripen 🤷🏻‍♀️
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It was 15 minutes of thin story stretched into 90 minutes of Mario animation jack-off. Did my kid who wanted to see it enjoy himself? Yes. Did he think it was as good as the first one? Not at all. The cameos of the sound effects was my favorite part.
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm not sure how much varieties change in pomegranates but when we were in 8a, the local library had fruit on theirs each year. Good luck!
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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Went offline for a couple hours and returned to find people watching a moon launch? Collectively experiencing wonder and awe? Didn't know we could still do that. 🥲
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
That could be slugs! Best of luck. I keep telling myself that at least nature is telling me I grow the tastiest food :)
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Isn't it so generous? 💚
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Check the bottom of the leaves every day and smoosh the caterpillar eggs (and any caterpillars.) Sow some dill nearby (parasitic wasps help later in the season and adore dill.) Next time, cover them as soon as you plant them. Cabbage moths are the worst. Good luck!
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Robin Bougie @robinbougie.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
G is for Geode. And that's good enough for me.
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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Tbh I am pretty sure this website (and indeed text-based social media generally) has a significant problem with people who cannot read at an adult level
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