Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 05/06/2025hey legend of zelda: a link between worlds dev team, why the fuck does moldorm do 4 fucking hearts of damage in hero mode 100
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Beautifully written knit pattern about to have me astral projecting 100
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 13/05/2025dropping out and leaving university: 🤩😌🥳 Packing up dorm: 😟😡😫 110
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I HATE NATURALLY WAKING UP AT 7, WHAT DO YOU MEAN IVE BEEN UP FOR 3 HOURS AND THERES STILL 2 TIL NOON 000
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I know literacy been down for a while because I’m seeing the effects by how I can’t find a single good read on ao3 rn 000
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 24/04/2025they got a reproductive rights march around my dorm starting at 8pm on a Wednesday, crazy 000
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I know how it looks but you have to trust me I just spilt water and I am NOT a peepee man 120
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I’d go crazy for the scooby snacks they served at public school after daycare. I’m yearning 010
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 10/04/2025nicotine is the devil, the devil from the bible 211
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 08/04/2025baby’s first geek bar just went to 99% on juice it’s a sad day in this country 110
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 04/04/2025whoever ripped wicked ass at the Joost Klein show in LA this evening go to a doctor that shit was not natural and also fuck you for making me and my friend smell your funk ass dookie gas 011
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Pitbull is a he/him lesbian and yall just ain’t woke enough to have that conversation yet 010
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 01/04/2025where did all the trans people go? Like I swear there were so many yesterday. It’s almost like they’ve all gone . . . i n v i s i b l e . . . *eerie theremin chiming* 010
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 24/03/2025ripping legendary ass the last two days. I fear a storm is brewing. if I get cramps I know an earthquake is coming, and there will be mudslides if that happens. 110
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 18/03/2025slept on pot stickers a little bit, the reunion is hitting hard 100
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 15/03/2025people think they do enough asking how you’re doing. how come no one asking how that dookie ph is, maybe I’m a little acidic today. 110
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 12/03/2025just saw a mf with medieval peasant face. like 1000% what a medieval peasant begging for meager scraps would look like. they would conspire with the local mischief maker to rob my traveling cart of its wears. king (very non-literal) had the pale face and beady eyes you’d see in a medieval major city 010
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 11/03/2025who do I gotta report these nuclear ass farts to. I’m just trying to stay above board. 000
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 11/03/2025apple watch just congratulated me on reaching my daily movement goal, I was eating. Didn’t know I was freaky like that 010
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 10/03/2025hell yeah! picked all the boogers out of my nose! breathing hella sticky! 010
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I ripped ass and it smelled like that day in kindergarten just before secular easter when you dye hard boiled eggs and that room wreaks of eggs until the end of April 120
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I eat poop and bear and whale head and that’s all I eat and I’m a strong healthy boy 110
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I have an insane anxiety disorder, undiagnosed. I’m keeping that shit to myself. *penjamin whistles* 020
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 06/03/2025McDonald’s ranch is bad and I’m not afraid to share my truth 220
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Do I go for a shower beer at 1 o’clock post meridiem on a tuesday? or like is that too alcoholic pilled? 100
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 02/03/2025didn’t have enough liquids and rediscovered the magic of soup dinner. pic unrelated. 020
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 01/03/2025just saw a mf call themselves a molotov mixologist, stealing that 010
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 27/02/2025eats cheese slice, next cheese slice is literally fucking mold, vomiting crying killing myself 000
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 24/02/2025If I had sauerkraut on this sammy I’d be in fucking heaven right now 010
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 17/02/2025why no dick queefs? riddle me that mr president! 010
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 14/02/2025bad day at the casino (balatro rng been ass like 5 hands in a row) 010
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 14/02/2025me five minutes ago: straight up yearning me rn: hungry af and if I even imagine physical touch from another human I will vomit 021
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 09/02/2025hey team had a vegetable for the first time in a month, who would have thought this would do wonders for my mental and physical wellbeing 010
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 03/02/2025nourishment to the mind, body, and soul. Bless up wing deezy. Homies gave me some extra ranch too, they don’t know it but they saved a life tonight. Happy Groundhog Day everyone! 110
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Have you ever tried this one? but it’s me jerking off at 8:33 am in a variety of position and stroke speeds 110
Ballz McGee @garbage-cruise.bsky.social · 31/01/2025how mcdonalds gonna make an economy off being a big bitch and then give me a tiny burger, fry, drink, and 4 chicken nuggets. I’m a big bitch and I need big bitch deals 010
