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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk

@garbaek.dk
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gravatar.com/petergarbaek Elite? Hardly. Linux admin since the 90s. Building backups, breaking vendor lock-in. Data belongs to the people! #Hacktheplanet »fear me cause I am root«

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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 30/09/2026
Jeez, it just keeps going 🫪 Talk about missing guardrails!
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 27/09/2026
Flock: “Mass surveillance keeps everyone safe.” Also Flock when their cameras, locations and executives get mapped: 🚨 PRIVACY! SAFETY! STOP THIS! 🚨 Apparently surveillance is only cool when you’re the one holding the database. Flock around. Find out. 📸🤡 #Privacy #FlockSafety #Surveillance
Meme showing a suited man with glasses and a red clown nose cutting through a surveillance camera pole with oversized bolt cutters. Behind him is a U.S. map covered in red dots representing camera locations, surrounded by security cameras. Text reads: “Flock Safety demands surveillance and digital map monitoring of over 300K Flock cameras to stop and be made illegal” and “Don’t you dare surveil muh surveillance state!”
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 26/09/2026
Big Tech: “Privacy is complicated. Surveillance is necessary. Trust us.” Also Big Tech the second their own face/address gets shared: WAIT, NOT LIKE THAT. 😂 Flock around and find out. Your privacy matters, even when surveillance companies pretend it’s optional. #Privacy #BigTech #Surveillance
Split-image meme showing Flock Safety CEO Garrett Langley in two photos, with an inset image of a surveillance/license-plate-reading camera. Large text reads: “CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn’t like his photo being shared publicly.” The image is framed as criticism of surveillance and privacy double standards.
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 23/09/2026
I'm not saying Judgement day and Armageddon is near.. I have however started saving caps! 😅
bottle caps.. you know if you know!
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 21/09/2026
Peter siger at, Jakob kan ikke ugedagene! 😅
Jakob siger ja
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 20/09/2026
I was today years old when I found out you can play snake while Chatgpt makes an image on the phone.. 👍
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 20/09/2026
Fixed it for you 😂
An outrageously over-the-top “America, fuck yeah!” fantasy scene: a gigantic U.S. aircraft carrier, painted in stars, stripes, bald eagles and the words “AMERICA FUCK YEAH!”, balances impossibly atop a monumental triumphal arch in Washington, D.C. Enormous American flags fill the sky while fighter jets streak overhead trailing red, white and blue smoke, helicopters fly past, fireworks explode, and giant bald eagles dominate the scene. Below, huge crowds wave flags among military vehicles and patriotic banners, while Uncle Sam points from the corner declaring, “I WANT YOU FOR A BADASS AMERICA.” The entire image is drenched in absurd, glorious, action-movie levels of red-white-and-blue patriotism.
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 19/09/2026
Disney: “We hear you. We value fresh casting choices.” Also Disney, five minutes later: draws another 25 cards 😭 At this point Zendaya is less an actress and more a mandatory checkbox in the casting form. 😂 #Disney #Zendaya #Movies #Meme
Two-panel UNO meme. Left: a custom card reads, “Do not cast Zendaya for the next movie OR Draw 25.” Right: a man labeled “Disney” sits at a table holding an absurdly huge fan of UNO cards, implying Disney would rather draw hundreds of cards than stop casting Zendaya.
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 19/09/2026
Den er afsluttet for mange år siden, patentet siger over .. 😏
Toilet paper patent
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 19/09/2026
Okay, glem koldskål og hele kammerjunker diskursen.. Skal smøret UNDER eller OVENPÅ kanelsukkeret? 😅
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 16/09/2026
Fra Lukas Graham på Facebook
Lukas Graham on Facebook 
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1F76hgEiES/
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 16/09/2026
I operate on a much simpler spectrum for coffee.. Mug ✅ Coffee ✅ Black and scolding hot ✅ That's all I need 😅
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 13/09/2026
Nyder da lige en lyserød barbie is 😊
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 11/09/2026
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 10/09/2026
Det er et kæmpe kaninhul, som er svært at komme op af, er ved at blive klog på en af de første computeren der skulle håndterer XOR funktioner, som denne Mark I Perceptron fra start 50erne, hvor den Danske Regnecentral samtidigt byggede D.A.S.K. som blot var en programmerbar lommeregner! 😅
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 07/09/2026
Jeg undrer mig lidt over, hvordan et video nyheds klip er blevet delt, meeen algoritmer!?!? am I right 😅 Men, jo.. De drilles godt nok!
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 07/09/2026
Uhh, let me squeeze that info nugget in there!
A funny meme showing a confused golden retriever in front of a giant brain-shaped storage room packed with useless trivia, including movie quotes, animal facts, song lyrics, Pokémon and random trivia. Someone says, “Hi, I’m Alex!” while the dog immediately thinks, “Alex who?” and “What day is it again?” The joke is that the brain can store enormous amounts of useless information but somehow forgets the weekday and a person’s name seconds after hearing it.
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 05/09/2026
Okay, no Googling. No eyedropper tool. No Pantone chart. No forensic analysis of 37 seasons of Simpsons footage. Which one is Simpsons yellow? I’m saying #4 and I’m prepared to defend this completely unqualified opinion. 😂 #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #Homer #Yellow #TheDressIsBlue&BlackNotWhite&Gold
A “WHICH ONE IS SIMPSONS YELLOW?” quiz showing five horizontal yellow color swatches numbered 1–5. The shades range from sickly greenish-yellow to bright golden yellow. For absolutely no legitimate scientific reason, they are hereby classified as: 1. Radioactive Tennis Ball, 2. Mr. Burns After a Juice Cleanse, 3. Nuclear Plant OSHA Violation, 4. D’OHfficial Simpsons Yellow™, and 5. Homer’s Liver Test Results. A second version reveals Bart Simpson standing in front of the swatches, proving that identifying the correct shade of a cartoon character you’ve watched for 30+ years is somehow much harder than it has any right to be.
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 05/09/2026
If you preorder the Premium Edition, it comes with all 34 felonies included. No DLC required. 😂
Satirical “GI Bone Spurs” action figure in military uniform, packaged like a GI Joe toy. The figure resembles Donald Trump, with a Russian flag patch on the uniform. The box reads “GI Bone Spurs” and “A Real Life Bullshitter.”
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 04/09/2026
🧵 Dansk landbrug, kvælstof, pesticider og spildevand. Debatten drukner ofte i "jeg tror", "jeg har hørt" og "hvad med...?" Så her er en tidslinje over, hvad vi faktisk har vidst, målt og reguleret, fra efterkrigstidens intensivering til 2026. #dkpol #dkmedier #trepart #dknatur #dkmiljø
Infografik om dansk landbrug, vandmiljø og grundvand med tidslinje fra 1950’erne til 2026. Viser udviklingen i kvælstof og pesticider, iltsvind, grundvandsforurening, spildevand, miljøregulering, Masseeksperiment 2025 og Den Grønne Trepart samt centrale data om landbrugets miljøpåvirkning.
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 04/09/2026
Og jeg gentager.. ALT.. OG DET VAR ALT RAMMER DANMARK 😅
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 04/09/2026
Medusa : 1 - Jesus : 0
Cristo Redentor (Statue of Christ the Redeemer), Rio de Janeiro
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 02/09/2026
Whoa okay, right above Gmail's own X account my small mail service is listed when searching for Gmail on google.. Wattafaq 😆 #areyouwinningson #email #saas
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 29/08/2026
Og så har sygeplejersken den frækhed at sige.. Hooov der er to! 😅 Hjælp! 😆
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 29/08/2026
Kender I det man tager på hospitalet til den der nakkefoldsscanning.. Alting ser godt ud, der er hjertelyd ...
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 27/08/2026
Here you go buddy! 😄
Large 5.25-inch floppy disk held in a hand, featuring a GTA 6 logo sticker.
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 27/08/2026
Low Bridge Says No!
truck with an orange "you can do it" trailer stuck under a bridge that says "low bridge"
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 27/08/2026
Jeg har faktisk mit Commodore 1541-II drev liggende i en kasse med min C-64 et sted 😉 Så de findes skam, det er bare meget sjældent de er i brug, det snart 8 år siden jeg sidst støvede min C-64'er af og prøvet et par spil af 😊
Commodore 1541-II, the second of two upgraded versions of the CBM 1541. The 1541-II has the more modern "radial handle" locking mechanism.
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 27/08/2026
Just got my pre-ordered leaked copy of GTA6 😁
GTA6 for Amiga floppy disk
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 26/08/2026
Forever one of the greats. Right up there with Robin Williams, Dolly Parton, Alan Rickman, John Candy, Betty White and Fred Rogers, immensely talented people who somehow remained kind, humble and down-to-earth despite becoming legends. ❤️
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 25/08/2026
Skyrim: The Definitive Orange Edition 🍊 Featuring Donald J. Trump as the new Jarl of Whiterun: “Look, Tamriel was a disaster. Total disaster. Dragons everywhere. The borders? Wide open. We’re going to build a wall around Skyrim — and the Thalmor are gonna pay for it. MAKE TAMRIEL GREAT AGAIN.” 🐉🗡️
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 23/08/2026
"Kære kunde" ?!?!? 🤣 *Klik* Afmeld *Klik* *Klik* *Klik* fandens! 😅
fake skat dot dk
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 23/08/2026
I'm going, are you? 😅
Bishop the android, crawling through a maintainance tunnel in Aliens holding a zippo.
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 22/08/2026
Remember when journalists actually did their jobs? 😄 Flock Safety, the company building a gigantic network of surveillance cameras across America, held its Flock Forward conference. Journalists bought tickets. Flock banned them from attending. That was probably a mistake. 🧵 #flock #journalism
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 22/08/2026
Remember! #flock #america #wasteland #fallout
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 21/08/2026
I was there, many moons ago!
old pc game with a multiplayer map
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 18/08/2026
Dengang jeg var barn, havde vi ikke skolebusser, elløbehjul, cykler eller samkørsel. Næææh du. Vi måtte kravle gennem underverdenen, forbi Yggdrasils rødder og jætterne, igennem Slíðr-floden fuld af knive, dolke og sværd. Begge veje. Og vi skulle være i skole kl. 8. 😂
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 17/08/2026
Theo vil gerne lege med 👍
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 15/08/2026
All these #aislop videos have nothing on the creativity of people spending a few minutes making something brilliant :) Let's enjoy this masterpiece with a few good examples 😆
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 15/08/2026
#Walmart made a huge mistake! Banning www.instagram.com/damondarling... for life, for making content videos, giving money away. #momsky #damondarling #Influencer #WalmartBan #SocialJustice #HelpOthers #sheshed Video Via : www.facebook.com/jakevsthestate
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 15/08/2026
okay okay, with not soo sloppy AI generation like this.. The Ram prices can stay up for a while longer.. 😁 #ram #ai #pupsnroses #tech #technology #BigTech #ArtificialIntelligence #AISlop
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 14/08/2026
BAMF GEN X Nutrition Facts
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 10/08/2026
Helping Kids are Happy Kids 😊
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 09/08/2026
I have the supervooc power!!! To change four devices simultaneously👍😆
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 09/08/2026
What a mess 😆 But it will become better!
E-Golf center console
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 08/08/2026
I'll never be a good grill operator, however no one is going to bed hungry today. 😆
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 07/08/2026
Physical limit eh? Just wait a year or two, they'll invent something more smaller even, like micro nano mini meters. problem solved! 👍
immatroll
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 07/08/2026
Albuquerque new mexico comma comma period Jennifier! 😆 What an absolute madlad!
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 06/08/2026
DF'loving it
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Peter 'R3KC4H' Garbæk @garbaek.dk · 06/08/2026
Kort er måske ikke altid godt. Meeeen skal du have en kort mail adresse så se her, der er så hverken kontakt oplysninger eller anden information at finde. 🤔 www.tjek-mail.dk
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