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@ganstanley.bsky.social
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7th Level Ganderianist, with wings.

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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The 2026 NRL Grand Final in which the Galactic Empire defeated the Rebel Alliance. #nrlgf
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ponga lucky not to get forced off for an HIA after that celebration… #nrlgf
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s frightening how the quickly Roosters roll up the field almost at will whilst the Knights seem stuck in quicksand! That’s gotta take a toll, eventually . #nrlgf
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now, if anyone is qualified to preside over a moral binding, it’s Donald Trump. Bankrupter of casinos, kids cancer charities embezzler, convicted sex offender, fraudulent university scam merchant, pathological liar, narcissist, grabber of pussies and overall enemy of justice. Yessiree!
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m pretty happy that David Shoebridge is the new Greens leader. I’ve always found him to be tenacious, thorough and uncompromising in pursuit of political truth. Good politics doesn’t have to be as hard as it’s been made and holding those in power to account is a crucial, if unheralded, function.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Many contrary opinions around the justification of the interest rate increase, but nobody posits alternatives for cooling inflation. The RBA literally only has this one lever. And if inflation is rising rates will have to. It sucks for many people but doing nothing = more expensive stuff?
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t trust the Guehi/Konsa pairing. England have ordinarily fielded solid centre back combinations for, well, ever, so this is uncharted territory. I firmly believe also that this is a result of the internationalisation of the Premier League. Bah!
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pure drama. What a compelling contest. You want to say something to console Freo but that’s pointless. Beats the run away grand finals of 24 and 25. Wouldn’t mind a rematch of that next year. #AFLGF
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck me dead. I had a “well played, Freo” skeet drafted! Honestly that’s the craziest end to a granny I can remember. Fagin doesn’t look like he could take another one of those 🤣 #AFLGF
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Most impressive aspect of today’s game so far is Freo’s forward pressure. Stifling. #AFLGF
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morris and Loman very quiet so far. And Rayner. I guess that says something about how the Freo defence has setup and managed themselves so far. Freo ascendant in the third… #AFLGF
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Roger B @felbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump is a fucking asshole, making fun of former President Biden in front of Chinese President is beyond the pale. He is already the worst US president in history. Now he is the biggest fucking asshole in US history. He can go fuck himself as far as I’m concerned. #FUCKTRUMP
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why oh why do they make the first quarter of the Grand Final only 3 mins long?! #AFLGF
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
EA27: Have a 10 hour trial! *takes 8 hours of loading screens, agreements, updates and setup to start 😐
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonkers that we need to make people jobless to take the sting out of inflation.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For a while daily bird flu updates painted a bleak picture of extinction, but now updates be there none. Supposedly this means either the vaccination program is succeeding or the issue was overblown.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My lemmy client, Voyager, has a feature that allows me to interrupt infinite scrolling and it’s astonishing what a difference it makes! My brain gets interrupted & doomscrolling is reduced. All social media should be forced to implement this feature.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hawthorn are a champion outfit and I’ve a feeling that losing might be good for them in the long run. Could be a few Lions vs. Hawks grand finals in the next few years… Oh, and what a bloody game that was. #AFL
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s the premiership quarter for a reason but how the fuck Brisbane stealthed their way to a 20 point lead from a 22 point half time deficit has me simultaneously golf clapping and head scratching! #AFL
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump should be worrying about an electric chair not an electric boat.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The most impressive thing I’ve seen today, hands down, is a Belgian woman using the word “happenstance”! Imagine such a command of another language? 👏
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It annoys me that when an issue polarises that we’re expected to pick a side and attack the other. Most recently we either have to attack Ed Sheeran or support his support acts. Personally I support his support acts and sympathise with Sheeran’s appeal to keep politics out of literally everything.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Crazy that Miguel Nadal, after packing in tennis, grew some hair back and is now flourishing as a tall forward with the Brisbane Lions.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watched highlights of the European Cup in Istanbul 2005 and now the Lions at the Gabba, and just enjoying sport that isn’t wholly now spoilt by camera technology!
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you’re retired and you do your DIY at the weekend then I think you’re a selfish prick. Non-retired folk might enjoy a bit of peace at this time, when you can be drilling and hammering during the week. Rant over.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Americans have more chance of Trump grabbing them by the pussy than getting a $5k cheque 🤪
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you elect a vile piece of shit into power, you can’t be too surprised when he acts like a vile piece of shit.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Another negative aspect of the takeover of attention by social media and their algorithms is the lack of substantial discourse to air, debate, and affirm, adjust or refute ideas. The kind of thing that Question and Answers used to do very well. Now it’s just super charged hate.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Would the LNP fuckheads still make it illegal to burn an Australian flag if it’s made in China?
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think if you got Scotts Morrison and Bessent together in the same room, the totality of smug grinning would cause a singularity collapse and we could all finally get some much needed rest! Thanks, Obama.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What sport has truly been improved by the introduction of technology? All sports rely on humans to officiate and humans are imperfect. Half the fun of being a sports fan is the feeling of getting done over by the ref & putting the world to rights after. Tech has killed the human spirit in sport.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This antisemitism Royal Commission really grinds my gears. IMO cultures or religions don’t get special treatment for what is legally discrimination. Further, the existing laws of the land cover crimes against people or orgs. Special dispensation for minority butthurt just muddies the waters.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sydney and Hawthorn both played with a noticeable intensity and sheer bloody minded will that Brisbane and Fremantle simply couldn’t match. Two champion teams rendered pretty harmless. Fascinating to see how all of the top 4 progress through the rest of the finals. #AFL
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
After this first quarter from the Lions someone should check Sydney late night establishments for footage 🫤
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Daniel Moser @dmoser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
Map showing Lower Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is my first time watching minor Premiers, Fremantle, and by the looks of it West Coast has turned up in their place!
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The media, probably all media, seems guilty of interviewing politicians without challenging their words. Take Barnaby Joyce on afternoon ABC radio. An absolute grifter. Serial liar. Yet no substantive pushback to his absurd claims about socialism? Or expensive power? Or anything? Gah!
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My mind has been boggling over preventing the degradation of recordable history, ostensibly to forewarn future civilisations. And I can’t think of one. Now I’m thinking about the prospect of prior civilisations, countless of millions of years ago, of which there is no record. A bit tinfoil but 🤷🏻‍♂️
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fucking hell, s1e1 of Game of Thrones is epic, with hindsight.
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David Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Shot has the right to "self-defence"
The Shot has the right to “self-defence”

In Crikey, Sami Shah stated that The Shot is anti-Semitic, describing our masthead as “an attempt at a satirical site for people who found Facebook comments insufficiently moderated” and our work as “Practically demonstrations of antisemitism". Embarrassingly, in the same week, The Australian more accurately described us as “left-wing” and “probing the limits of law and language”.  
 
Sami singled out two article headlines, The royal commission into the hurt feelings of genocidal psychopaths and Updates from the royal commission into the selective outrage of Zionists, which he clearly didn’t read before accusing us of sloppy “media criticism”. The headlines were mine, the body copy written by Joel Jenkins. They were no-bullshit, reality based tear downs of the fascistic assaults on our democracy, which all of us can see so plainly with our own eyes. Even liberal Zionist cowards like Shah. 

During a mass slaughter that our government is supporting materially and diplomatically, it's not good enough to have segments of the indie media community trying to un-stretch the Overton Window back inside the borders set by decades of hasbara, horrifically biased and supremacist mass media, and the whims of the genocidal psychopaths. We don’t know how many Australians love milquetoast fence-sitting during atrocity, but Pew research shows that 80% of us despise Israeli atrocity and fascistic overreach into our democracies.

Description continued on next slide As a credo, I try to treat people with the same level of respect I am shown. We have done more serious analysis and investigative reporting on this depravity than Crikey has, a much larger outlet with more staff and resources. Over the years, The Sunday Shot has also platformed many Crikey writers. Needless to say, that moment has passed us by.

To make such petty remarks at some of the few unvarnished truth-tellers in Australian journalism on this subject, in this moment of abject moral failure, of cowardice and of complicity, speaks to the hollow pettiness of Shah’s analysis. Focus on what really matters, please. 

There is enough genocide apologia in the corporate press already. It's pathetic to see it in the indie space, too. Do better, Crikey, your readers expect more. 

Fuck fascism. Free Palestine.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In a sudden moment of clarity I’ve realised that the answer to democracies troubles is to select govts as if they were juries. 3 year terms, randomly chosen, made up of a cross section of society. No politics, just here’s a budget and get on with the job. Same for the opposition.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have to say I’m completely foxed by the system in the Premier League whereby Aston Villa have to sell players to comply with the rules, but Man City and Chelsea can sign whoever for however much. I’m sure the rule is clear, but still. On the face of it, it’s weird.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I remember when smugmaxxer Scott Morrison‘s corruption wrecking ball was tearing through politics and thinking “one day, mate, one day…not now but soon, you’ll get yours”. A righteous Labor govt would create a just and powerful NACC to seek out the guilty, prosecute and redress the balance. Wrong!
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Imagine if those sent to prison were relentlessly educated instead of simply being incarcerated? Either traditionally or vocationally, or both. Whatever. They’d be more likely to emerge back into society a better human. And imagine the need for educators to meet this demand.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Reading about robodebt and it horrifies me that as a species we seem to lurch ever rightward, the cruel and sociopathic side of politics, as an answer to perceived problems than lurching ever leftward. I’m sure there’s a behavioural/genetic explanation…A fatal flaw, nonetheless.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
On some data centre disk somewhere on earth I need future civilisations to discover and note that, IMO, Dark Souls 2 was actually a fucking superb game and the shit it gets online is entirely unjustified. In fact I think it’s my favourite of the DS games. Un-exitable credits aside…
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Labor could’ve opted to prioritise the welfare of its citizens crafting the gambling legislation but preferred to look after lobbyists and donors. The people noted this, not in isolation mind, and as a consequence another One Nation increment was born. Labor is herding us towards our own MAGA.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Carlton’s run into September this year, off the back of their post-Voss run, is pretty compelling! And I’m certain even the harshest of critics have been persuaded by this wild card business…me included.
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ganstanley.bsky.social @ganstanley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Canada ought to issue an executive order of their own to rename a lake to Lake Donald Trump Is A Poopy Head. C’mon. Can’t hurt.
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