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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

He leans in and she feels a hand move along the small of her back. "Oh no. Not at all. I think you're right where you should be."

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

He smiles and flexes. "I made it. Figured it'd make you laugh." Flexing too hard. The shirt is tight. They are powerless against his physique.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

He's wearing a shirt. That's rare. It says "I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE OR MY KIDS"

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

"Me? Oh, I'm reading a travel guide to Hyrule, written by an outsider. I plan on writing the au..." He can feel familiar fingers sliding under the blanket. "Well...now I'm reading your expression..."

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

She brings a large sense of calm to him as he reads. When she's not teasing him with her perfect thighs and knowing grin.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

// She would have been too powerful. Demon King would have been vaporized

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Look at these kids. It's like they're straight out of the games.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

...He's coming for her now. Needs to see this in person.

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⚡️ ᚫαʀɸៜհ 🍩 @draconiclightning.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

The Servant of the Goddess of Courage. Farosh

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‪⠀‪⠀ '᯽࿔⠀‪⠀𝙳𝙰𝙸𝚂𝚈 . @sunflowese.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

‪⠀ ‪⠀ ‪⠀ a creation by 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 ˊˎ- for the mario verse —— daisy bennu sarasa , the vivacious empress and ℰmbodiment of 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 . ---———————𓇢𓆸 ⠀

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

"I care. I gotta pay for the electric bill!"

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✹ 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐀. (indefinite hiatus) @mombosa.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

When you girlboss too close to the sun

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

That wasn't /entirely/ my fault. But yes. Ezri is very impressionable

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

True. But it is still a bit gross. I think she's been hanging out with Link too much. Or Majora's been playing tricks. We did have some Gorons visit recently...

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Liana, but honestly, Maedrin would probably ask me too. Before laughing and playing it off as a joke.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I mean, I don't want to step in poop either. But I am curious now. Not THAT curious. I wonder if they get a stomach bug and it comes out like rock slurry. Okay. Gonna stop this line of thought.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

... Wondering what Goron poop is like. Also rocks? These are the kinds of questions I get from my daughter.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

"If I could do that, I would have already. Honestly the best thing to do is to get him a pad or a tampon and laugh at him. And then run away. Quickly."

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Ahhhh. His favorite treat! Perhaps he should return the favor.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

He carried her over, laughing a little and gently squishing Lana's little cheeks. She may have likely heard it while he was working, or while he and Urbosa were... Sleeping. "I don't know... She said she heard it in a song. But she's not gonna say it anymore. Right?"

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

He laughed and picked her up, letting her climb up against him and cling to his neck as he carried her to @mombosa.bsky.social. "Not adi, and not Liana either. It's a secret to everybody, OK?"

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

He snickered a little and knelt down, messing up her wild hair with a soft tussle. "Yes. Only baba. Adi's not allowed to say that." She's got a smart little mouth. Good thing she's freaking adorable.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

He's baffled, and trying not to laugh. Where did she learn this language?? "What? Oh, no. I won't." At least she knows not to say it. Even if she's saying it, adorably. "Okay. Don't say it."

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Gasp. "What? The music did? That's so rude of it." He's amused. A bit surprised.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Hmmm.. That Sage of Lightning looks pretty good. I should braid Urbosa's hair. Get Maedrin to help.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I can take it. Don't try this at home kids! Unless you're into that sort of thing.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Chuckling as he carries her, like a caveman who has found a cave wife. "If I'm going to explore every inch of your perfect body, it'll be in our bed, and the kids won't be able to see."

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

He lets out a long and relaxed sigh with her and lets his hands explore. "Hnmm... Me too." Cue a loud bang from inside the house. "Yep... Yep." He then scoops her up and hoists her over his shoulder.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Big, strong arms evelope her. She's soft and warm to him. And he can kiss her too.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Baba kneels down and smiles, putting his hands over Ezri's and clapping with him. "Baba loves you, Ezri! Let's go play with adi." He picks him up and lifts him high, swaying him and then blowing raspberries on his little belly.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

She's perfect. Beautiful, wise, powerful, and a wonderful mother to his kids. And the grill is gonna get used A LOT this summer!

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Baba loves his son more than anything, and wants to make sure he has everything he'll ever need or want. Ehs'sun bi.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

She'll be even better than he is one day, and he'll be there to see it! His little warrior!!

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

And she's the best older daughter baba could ever have. His princess!

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Today... He just wants to be with his family. His beloved and their perfect kids.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Well worth the wait. In the meantime, he could perhaps earn a bonus gift?

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Every day is special with his family. He's already got what he wanted. That said, a new grill would be great for cook outs...

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Happy Pride Month, kiddos! Be who you are, and don't hate! Trans rights!

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I much prefer hearing you say "Yes," multiple times, loudly, and moaning in my ears.

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

No other motive? Is she sure /she/ doesn't want a back rub? Or a full body massage? Mutual happy endings?

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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond) @ganondad.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Well, you did nail down a King. And he's happy to be here.

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