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Gangs of Wine Moms

@gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social
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The unofficial (yet terribly official) "gangs of wine moms." Brought to you by book clubs and baby showers. Proud partners of childless cat ladies. All are welcome. gangsofwinemoms.substack.com

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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"As you can see, the theme here—regardless of the century depicted—remained the same, and we fangirled over strong, bold, brave women who spoke the truth and protected both family and strangers alike. And the best part? Disney brought them to life."
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Dear Disney: You read the memes. Please read the room.
Especially when disaster is just "around the riverbend."
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Exactly.
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
In case there is any confusion, it’s not the drinking that unites us 🍷 It’s the caring about other humans that does 🫶🏻 Thanks for coming to our TED talk.
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Their lack of clothes without buffalo sauce stains, beer-can-covered floors, inability to find both their sneakers, cars with expired registration, and poor liver function make it hard to leave the house, let alone take on the wine moms 🍺
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Pleasure to meet you all!
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
"Combat Carl" sounds like a deadbeat with a giant crush on Barbie who punches a wall when she won't go on a date with him.
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
They are officially afraid of: moms ✔️ six-month-olds ✔️
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Weekend to-do list: 📋 ✔️ Bring kids to 11 different birthday parties ✔️ Empty old leftovers from fridge before they become science experiments ✔️ Daydream about meeting @hcrichardson.bsky.social & @jbf1755.bsky.social for a refreshing beverage ✔️ Smash the patriarchy (racists, xenophobes, etc)
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
"Repeat after us: They can try to silence us, but it will only make us louder. If they get to whine about so-called internal bleeding, we certainly get to whine about fascism." It must be *so* awkward to be scared of moms...
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The wine moms are being censored from whining.
Apparently, our new motto is "Chardonnay over censorship."
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
We know some men don't like the word *period* so we are grateful they came up with something else to call it!
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The blender for your frozen marg 🍸
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
No marching orders: we will do this hand-in-hand, my friend ♥️
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Reporting for duty!
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
We work in proud partnership with the childless 🐈ladies.
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
All are welcome!
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Yes!
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Wait. We aren't a genre??
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Our bad! 🤷‍♀️
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
We sure did!
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Gangs of Wine Moms @gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Alright, moms (and all other good humans). We are on the IG/Threads struggle bus and are no longer allowed to post new content. While we are working on that, we are focusing on the blue skies here 🌞
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