gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 19hNothing is happening, so I’m not sure what they’re supposed to show? We couldn’t score if you placed the ball on the goal line and tied up the opposition. 100
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’ve heard we have a Swedish fella who has been smashing them in recently. Just a thought, maybe we should try playing him? 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026James Blunt looks more concerned here than he did commanding a tank 010
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I won’t lie, it looks like she’s rubbing the end of a banana against an abacus. Which is probably a metaphor for something I can’t understand 010
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Really trying to watch the Springboks and All Blacks, but it appears to have been filmed in stop motion animation. #RSAvNZL 012
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“John Terry ranked most likely ex-footballer to walk into a door they closed themselves” 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I wouldn’t even care if we were giving Atletico some of the funds for the transfer 010
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 06/08/2026“Strengthen central defence” and Cristian Romero do not belong in the same sentence 0501
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It’s not going to happen - Arsenal are simply being used to get Vinicius Jr a better deal with Real Madrid. 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The first woman who feeds him also steps back and phases her foot through another food bowl 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Presumably they’re having to wake the President up now to do the presentation? 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I know someone else has mentioned this but it really captures the feelings of every non-American 002
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Can he not have a chat with Mbappé too? Or Bellingham? 131
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Yeah but we can take them in the cricket. Any time, any place. 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 15/07/2026In our defence, we (England) rarely ever score when invited to attack so why would we expect it of others? 010
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 15/07/2026You should check out rugby - complete opposite. Massive, highly physical players showing total respect to the officials 070
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I don’t know that she’s NOT the Shah of Iran and I refuse to check because it’s better this way. 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 08/07/2026That’s conservative. I bet some didn’t know what “integrate” means 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 06/07/2026In this case, “within minutes” means within ~250 billion minutes. Which is, I’m sure, what they intended this to mean. 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I particularly liked the statement from Sepp Blatter, a man renowned for his moral and ethical compass 150
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I factored cats into the numbers. Based on the fact one of my two cats watches the TV (especially sport), I assume half of all cats will do so 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Erling Haaland was born in Leeds - he’s our secret sleeper agent 030
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Not that it will matter. If Belgium wins, the result will be overturned by FIFA and the US will advance to the final 371
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Belgium’s support just increased a billion-fold. Blatant corruption 2190
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Clearly has no issues sleeping on the job though 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I don’t think the rugby analogy is quite right - rugby specifically outlaws contact with the head, putting the onus on the tackler NOT to make contact above the shoulders. If you do, you were reckless at minimum. The Balogun incident was a bad call (IMHO) but doesn’t involve the same thinking 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 01/07/2026In our defence, we’re not very good. We England fans spend a lot of our time living in hope, not expectation 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The fans of all the CUM nations ejaculated as one at their success 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 23/06/2026That hydration break might be the most farcical thing I’ve seen at the World Cup so far. 010
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 23/06/2026It has to be simple, otherwise we wouldn’t be able to sing it while drunk. But I agree, it’s not the most exciting. 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 22/06/2026In the UK we rarely have lightning storms - and if we do they’re often at night, after sports events are done. The weather’s just considerate like that. Our bigger issues are usually just frozen or waterlogged pitches, or the occasional traffic jam. 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It’s also a crappy clickbait headline from the BBC. The criticism came from a single journalist - she has been roundly criticised and Doku has been (rightly) supported. Anyone who thinks the World Cup is more important than the birth of their child needs their head checked. 0392
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Australia are playing as if they just got off the plane 010
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Strange way to refer to his head, but I’ll allow it 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 16/06/2026static.klipy.comColin Farrell: Grumpy in BrugesALT: Colin Farrell: Grumpy in Bruges 020
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Not at all. Let’s be honest, his form with bat and ball over the last couple of years has been fairly modest. He could do with some more time in the middle 010
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 10/06/2026static.klipy.comDodgeball: It's a Bold Strategy, CottonALT: Dodgeball: It's a Bold Strategy, Cotton 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Couldn’t possibly start before 11am now could we? Positively indecent old chap 000
gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 18/05/2026SCORE A F*CKING GOAL Even just one. Please 000
