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Non-League idiots talking bollocks about (mostly) football & mainly Sutton United FC. Football league and we f*cked it up... Site: gandermonium.com Insta: @gandermonium

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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Might be wrong, but think this was the one we lost 1-0 with Arjan van Sliedregt stretchered off with a broken leg and then Mickey Stephens gashing his leg on a coke can on the sidelines. 🤔
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sad times. The Blansko Klobasa bottle opener has finally retired from the Keyring after about a decade of awayday grog opening duties. A truly hall of fame effort... 🫡
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh yeah, we're filing it under 'bollocks'. Not done nearly enough at GGL yet.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some rumours on Elon's fascist shitshow... #suttoninited
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vast majority of the stuff we've seen has been pisstaking and memes tbh. Guess ridicule is worse in many ways!
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Ian King @twoht.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This weekend's match featured a club as old as the FA Cup itself hoping to take another step towards reaching the First Round for the first time in 152 years. Please share if you're able to :-) unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-weeken...
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The Weekend Match: Uxbridge 3-1 Hungerford Town - 152 Years & Still Counting
It’s time for our fifth FA Cup match of the season, as one of the oldest teams in London seek to to something they haven’t previously managed for just over a century and a half.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Coulda been away I guess. That wouldn't have been cheap. 🤔🤷‍♂️ #suttonunited #facup
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Sutton Podcast @suttonpodcast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something feels different. We equalise late & now my reaction is: how didn’t we win that? That’s a big shift from sitting deeper & hanging on. Maybe that's exactly the belief Aggie has been trying to build. Listen to Fearful to Fearless now linkmngr.link/baeP6b #SuttonUnited #SuttonPodcast
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Paul Loughlin @paulloughlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Photos from Sutton United's 1-1 draw at Kidderminster Harriers: flickr.com/photos/paull... Photos not to be used without permission.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very fitting for the sort of material we put out.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just seen Kiddy's goal from today. 🙄
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James Brown's Iconic 'Lawd Have Mercy' Performance
ALT: James Brown's Iconic 'Lawd Have Mercy' Performance
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seems so! Appears there might be a reasonable side in there if we could get them to show up more often...🤔
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Paul Loughlin @paulloughlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1-1: Omar Mussa manages to keep the ball under control as he enters the Kidderminster box before tucking away a late equaliser for Sutton United
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Paul Loughlin @paulloughlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Photos from Sutton United's 2-0 loss at Tamworth: flickr.com/photos/paull... Photos not to be used without permission.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh well. Sell up and fuck off then lads. 🤷‍♂️
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gateshead moving firmly into "that's one of the relegation spots confirmed" territory... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Gateshead FC: National League club fail to pay September wages
Gateshead's players and staff do not receive their September wages on time in the same week major funding is withdrawn from the club.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A bloke with a no nonsense sense of humour, scotch on his cornflakes, President of the 'Sutton Sluts Club' & plenty of silly tales to tell home & away (some even weren't about that Italy trip!). He'll be greatly missed by many at GGL. See you around Wellie. 🙏💔
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We were greatly saddened today to learn of the passing of long standing U's fan Brian 'Wellie' Waite. One of the legendary mob of reprobates who made the trip to Chieti in Italy in '79 by rail for the Anglo-Italian cup final (see pic below). /1
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1 win in 7. Pretty sure all 4 defeats have come against sides who were in the bottom 4 at the start of play too...
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Siiiiigh. 🙄
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was due a blog from Kiddy this weekend but sadly plans have changed so our next missive will be Worthing end of Oct. Will it be Halloween themed? Dunno, depends how we play innit. 🤔
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So we're NOT getting to do the Etihad next season then? Fucks sake. Another new tick lost... 🙄
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That CONIFA WC was a fantastic little tournament. Great fun!
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Sutton Podcast @suttonpodcast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎙️ Never Say Die with Mark & Gabriel linkmngr.link/bgeBo What are you calling it? Point rescued or two points dropped? #SuttonUnited #ForeverAmber #AmberArmy #NationalLeague #ForestGreenRovers #NonLeague
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
With apologies to Temi Babaloa, who in fact bagged the header. Of course it was him, being ex-FGR. 😂
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Paul Loughlin @paulloughlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Photos from Sutton United's 3-3 draw with Forest Green Rovers: www.flickr.com/photos/paull... Photos not to be used without permission.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Except we don't. 😘 We 100% have in the past, but not since about 2010...
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy to oblige 🙏😋
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Essential reading on all the many other questionable things City have done under this ownership group.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah they were a man short, but amazing how much more we created with some width on the pitch and putting balls in the box. Who'da thunk it? 😐
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No arguments here. 🙄
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
3-3 FT. They've absolutely fucked that. At 2-0 if they keep 11 on the pitch, 3pts all day long. Brainless red and game on...
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And we should win it at the death too!! Great little bit of play edge box, pops to Njoku and keeps spreads himself to make a great block!! Fuuuuck.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cross stand side, all miss, Brookes recycles. Back ax. Queing up back post...FOLARINNNNNN! 3-3!
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
6 addes. COME ON!!
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sub. Folarin on. Ogbonna off. 7 plus added left.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fucking hell! Carter's just absolutely twatted it! Dipper from 20. What a goal! 2-3!
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What is this team's identity? We're not possession, we're not very counter attacking, we're actually not that sound at the back. Anyone? 🤷‍♂️
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh no wait, fuck us. Fuck us right in the ear. Another brainless dickhead pass edge of their box. Break. 2 passes later it's in the back of the net. 1-3. Awful. Again.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Life! Shot range, keeps spills and Njoku bundles! 2-1! COME ON!
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sub. Taylor off. Njoku on. 20 to go...
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sub. Urpens off. Nzuzi on. 65 gone.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Amazing. 2 down and someone Rec end manages to hit the back of the crossbar twice in a row trying to return the ball to the pitch. 😂
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oooh. 27 blatantly pulls back Ogbonna wide. 2nd yellow and off! Absolutely brainless!
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
3 mins after the restart, game over. Bes dogshit square pass to Nightingale, robbed of the ball, lad runs through and slots. 0-2. Awful...
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
0-1 HT. Bright start, goal them then looked a bit lost. But brighter before the break.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
3 added.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolute joke. Keeper comes, absolutely annihilates Nightingale, no ball nothing. THEIR free kick! Laughable. End result? Somone on our bench calls the ref a cunt and red card. Laughable.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thats better. Short corner, swung in, not cleared, shot that keeps just beats out, back in, scramble, just cleared. Subsequent corner less good, they break, Brita saves.
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