Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Might be wrong, but think this was the one we lost 1-0 with Arjan van Sliedregt stretchered off with a broken leg and then Mickey Stephens gashing his leg on a coke can on the sidelines. 🤔 110
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sad times. The Blansko Klobasa bottle opener has finally retired from the Keyring after about a decade of awayday grog opening duties. A truly hall of fame effort... 🫡 000
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh yeah, we're filing it under 'bollocks'. Not done nearly enough at GGL yet. 010
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Some rumours on Elon's fascist shitshow... #suttoninited 200
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Vast majority of the stuff we've seen has been pisstaking and memes tbh. Guess ridicule is worse in many ways! 010
Reposted by GandermoniumIan King @twoht.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This weekend's match featured a club as old as the FA Cup itself hoping to take another step towards reaching the First Round for the first time in 152 years. Please share if you're able to :-) unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-weeken...unexpecteddelirium.substack.comThe Weekend Match: Uxbridge 3-1 Hungerford Town - 152 Years & Still CountingIt’s time for our fifth FA Cup match of the season, as one of the oldest teams in London seek to to something they haven’t previously managed for just over a century and a half. 024
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Coulda been away I guess. That wouldn't have been cheap. 🤔🤷♂️ #suttonunited #facup 000
Reposted by GandermoniumSutton Podcast @suttonpodcast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Something feels different. We equalise late & now my reaction is: how didn’t we win that? That’s a big shift from sitting deeper & hanging on. Maybe that's exactly the belief Aggie has been trying to build. Listen to Fearful to Fearless now linkmngr.link/baeP6b #SuttonUnited #SuttonPodcast 001
Reposted by GandermoniumPaul Loughlin @paulloughlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Photos from Sutton United's 1-1 draw at Kidderminster Harriers: flickr.com/photos/paull... Photos not to be used without permission. 021
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Very fitting for the sort of material we put out. 000
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just seen Kiddy's goal from today. 🙄static.klipy.comJames Brown's Iconic 'Lawd Have Mercy' PerformanceALT: James Brown's Iconic 'Lawd Have Mercy' Performance 100
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Seems so! Appears there might be a reasonable side in there if we could get them to show up more often...🤔 000
Reposted by GandermoniumPaul Loughlin @paulloughlin.bsky.social · 03/10/20261-1: Omar Mussa manages to keep the ball under control as he enters the Kidderminster box before tucking away a late equaliser for Sutton United 031
Reposted by GandermoniumPaul Loughlin @paulloughlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Photos from Sutton United's 2-0 loss at Tamworth: flickr.com/photos/paull... Photos not to be used without permission. 021
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Gateshead moving firmly into "that's one of the relegation spots confirmed" territory... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...bbc.co.ukGateshead FC: National League club fail to pay September wagesGateshead's players and staff do not receive their September wages on time in the same week major funding is withdrawn from the club. 031
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A bloke with a no nonsense sense of humour, scotch on his cornflakes, President of the 'Sutton Sluts Club' & plenty of silly tales to tell home & away (some even weren't about that Italy trip!). He'll be greatly missed by many at GGL. See you around Wellie. 🙏💔 010
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We were greatly saddened today to learn of the passing of long standing U's fan Brian 'Wellie' Waite. One of the legendary mob of reprobates who made the trip to Chieti in Italy in '79 by rail for the Anglo-Italian cup final (see pic below). /1 120
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 30/09/20261 win in 7. Pretty sure all 4 defeats have come against sides who were in the bottom 4 at the start of play too... 010
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Was due a blog from Kiddy this weekend but sadly plans have changed so our next missive will be Worthing end of Oct. Will it be Halloween themed? Dunno, depends how we play innit. 🤔 000
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So we're NOT getting to do the Etihad next season then? Fucks sake. Another new tick lost... 🙄 010
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That CONIFA WC was a fantastic little tournament. Great fun! 101
Reposted by GandermoniumSutton Podcast @suttonpodcast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🎙️ Never Say Die with Mark & Gabriel linkmngr.link/bgeBo What are you calling it? Point rescued or two points dropped? #SuttonUnited #ForeverAmber #AmberArmy #NationalLeague #ForestGreenRovers #NonLeaguelinkmngr.link 011
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026With apologies to Temi Babaloa, who in fact bagged the header. Of course it was him, being ex-FGR. 😂 000
Reposted by GandermoniumPaul Loughlin @paulloughlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Photos from Sutton United's 3-3 draw with Forest Green Rovers: www.flickr.com/photos/paull... Photos not to be used without permission. 023
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Except we don't. 😘 We 100% have in the past, but not since about 2010... 010
Reposted by GandermoniumMartin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Essential reading on all the many other questionable things City have done under this ownership group. 0246
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah they were a man short, but amazing how much more we created with some width on the pitch and putting balls in the box. Who'da thunk it? 😐 020
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/20263-3 FT. They've absolutely fucked that. At 2-0 if they keep 11 on the pitch, 3pts all day long. Brainless red and game on... 020
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And we should win it at the death too!! Great little bit of play edge box, pops to Njoku and keeps spreads himself to make a great block!! Fuuuuck. 000
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cross stand side, all miss, Brookes recycles. Back ax. Queing up back post...FOLARINNNNNN! 3-3! 030
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026HJADJSOTKAFIPAEJE83URKAOD7W7EJFALW8RJSOQIRJSKFJVIWIETISIWJTIWORIDWO2I3RTOWP28RJDKEIEIWKSJWIWIEKS! 230
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sub. Folarin on. Ogbonna off. 7 plus added left. 000
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fucking hell! Carter's just absolutely twatted it! Dipper from 20. What a goal! 2-3! 020
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What is this team's identity? We're not possession, we're not very counter attacking, we're actually not that sound at the back. Anyone? 🤷♂️ 000
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh no wait, fuck us. Fuck us right in the ear. Another brainless dickhead pass edge of their box. Break. 2 passes later it's in the back of the net. 1-3. Awful. Again. 000
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Life! Shot range, keeps spills and Njoku bundles! 2-1! COME ON! 000
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Amazing. 2 down and someone Rec end manages to hit the back of the crossbar twice in a row trying to return the ball to the pitch. 😂 000
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oooh. 27 blatantly pulls back Ogbonna wide. 2nd yellow and off! Absolutely brainless! 000
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/20263 mins after the restart, game over. Bes dogshit square pass to Nightingale, robbed of the ball, lad runs through and slots. 0-2. Awful... 000
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/20260-1 HT. Bright start, goal them then looked a bit lost. But brighter before the break. 000
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Absolute joke. Keeper comes, absolutely annihilates Nightingale, no ball nothing. THEIR free kick! Laughable. End result? Somone on our bench calls the ref a cunt and red card. Laughable. 000
Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Thats better. Short corner, swung in, not cleared, shot that keeps just beats out, back in, scramble, just cleared. Subsequent corner less good, they break, Brita saves. 000