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GZY ⍼ גז"י

@gamzehyaavor.bsky.social
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 5h
TIL that the wife of the PM on a previous team I was on has an Ig Nobel prize 🤯
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The literal president of Mexico is Jewish lmao
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Same!
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🍌
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hell isn't bad enough for these people!! Was it the dad who endangered the 5 year old?? How about the fascist goon who shot into the car???
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Man with Spray Bottle Meme
Alt: Man with Spray Bottle Meme
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yup, he's more interested in firing up the portion of the electorate who WILL vote for him
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shooting a dad while his 5 year old is in the back of the car is hostility.
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just looked at my agent's HILLEL.md and it only contained one line. "What is hated by you do not do to the humans. That is your entire prompt, the rest can be derived from it."
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just looked at my agent's HILLEL.md and it only contained one line. "What is hated by you do not do to the humans. That is your entire prompt, the rest can be derived from it."
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Seinfeld: George's 'Gotcha' Wink
Alt: Seinfeld: George's 'Gotcha' Wink
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I didn't know you I would have blocked you just on the fact you were mentioned with the other two 😭
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lol, much free speech
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Check mate
A book cover showing Stalin sledding down a rainbow titled "Everyone I don't like is a communist. A child's guide to online political discussion."
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
worse, you're gay!
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
literally doing the meme where "socialism is everything I don't like" If trans rights and immigration is socialism then I guess I'm socialist now....
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah but I don't think I've ever read a book to any of my kids at a week old. At that point my love is expressed in cuddling, giving bottles, changing diapers, and trying to rock them to sleep bleary-eyed at 3am
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, the same logic is used to justify calls to flatten gaza (there's no innocent Palestinian), ICE (all illegal immigrants by definition broke the law and deserve and therefore have no rights), as well as many other bigotries!
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Break a leg!
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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My Judaica publisher told me rabbis keep filling his Talmud margins so I asked how many margins he has and he said he just goes to print and adds wider margins afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding whitespace to rabbis and then his printer started crying.
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess a rodef goes to Valhalla... 🙃
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's great news for all my friends who are data centers!
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TWO elephants? In THIS economy???
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mike Johnson campaigning really hard for the Democrats...
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah you're probably right, but then I wouldn't have the chance of "umm akshually"ing the actual Shammai who made that ruling... 😅
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Though apparently you're of the opinion that you can't reuse a sukkah from year to year...
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I pass one of those every day. Apparently it's a J4J website 😡
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ooohh guess what you can get with free shipping while supporting indie bookstores? bookshop.org/p/books/tora...
The cover of Torah && Tech, Discussions at the intersection of Torah and Technology by Rabbi Yechiel Kalmenson and Rabbi Ben Greenberg.
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you're able to drop your ballot off at a drop-off box instead of relying on the mail do that. If you need to mail it, do it as early as possible!
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And they put a ballot drop box in the park down the block from us. Guess I'm never seeing the inside of our polling location ever again....
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If I crunch two lantern flies in the act of mating that should count for extra points, right?
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's also only to people who used the federal exchange. Most blue states had their own state-run exchanges so it's a clever way to send checks primarily to red states.
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kinda like anyone who "read the talmud"
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wonder what most of these states have in common?
Recipients must live in one of the 30 states that use the federal exchange for their ACA operations: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Delaware, Florida, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, Wisconsin and Wyoming.
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's almost as if your body can do a better job of taking care of you when it isn't stressed tf out!
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think "sure things are bad, but at least they're not "nuclear war" bad" is a great campaign strategy and Republicans should keep hammering it.
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This feels weird, you mean there'a a full week till next Shabbat??
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Definitely didn't make it up! Though I don't know if "chatan" was meant to literally translate as "groom" here, it's more like "the honoree of the Torah" (along with the next Aliyah who's the "Honoree of Bereshit")
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh the irony. I mentioned on LinkedIn that I wrote a blog post about how AI is ruining the learning process by removing the friction that helps us learn and retain information and someone commented by asking for the TL;dr 🤦
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made it through, eventually, but at the price of a similar headache to the one I would have gotten had MY head been in that pestle...
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He has the best words, I'm sure he can come up with something
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Which always kinda got me mad. "Two in one hand" is a defined size, "one in two hands" can be anything!!! You can fit anything you want in two hands!!
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You mean those six minutes where you have six minutes left so may as well check bluesky and discord and your text messages and.... whoops, the meeting started 5 minutes ago?
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tell me you're a white Christian in a white Christian majority country 🤦
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had a feeling this was going to come at some point ever since Impeachment I where most of my arguments in the family chat were trying to explain why the stuff Trump was being impeached for was worse than Watergate. Oh, to go back to such innocent times....
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NJ peeps, apparently you can now request a mail-in ballot online? You used to have to mail in a paper application! voter.svrs.nj.gov/mib-request
voter.svrs.nj.gov
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
8th grade me REALLY disliked the talmud (turns out he actually disliked his 8th grade teacher)
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, it's just the roof that has to be from natural materials (the "schach") Fiberglass and aluminum walled sukkahs are very common in my neighborhood.
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a new one! A recruiter just replied to a job application I submitted IN JULY, but not with a canned rejection as you'd expect, but with an invitation for an inteview? This has never happened to me in over a decade in tech!
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes
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