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Slime

@gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social
7 followers 33 following 160 posts

Ime slime I am also a minor If u post NSFW or darkship content pls go away and dni and block me

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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Awesome tattoo idea
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Ngl all these posts feel like talking to a wall
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I had a vision
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Love how i can't do anything on normal minecraft because everything needs a fuckin Microsoft account but if I wanna play legacy minecraft nobody else is doing gamemodes that aren't battle
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
FUCK UOY MEAN I "STARVED TO DEATH" THIS JS A BATTLE GAMEMODE WHY THE FUCK DOES FOOD MATTER
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Mlp infection au idea: the infection just turns them into normal horses
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Dawg who tf are these people
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
That or sticker star fans
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Vivian was revealed trans and a bunch of 40+ year old men who have never felt a woman's touch got mad that "Nintendos making mario woke!!!!"
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
6: so you pick these little men out from the ground? Red pikmin: pick men... I think I like that name. 7: are you plucking serious louie! (Olimar After discovering he ate the golden pikpik carrots) 8: pom: you want me to fight the wheels? (Waterwraith drops down) olimar: waterwraith!
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Upcoming lines in the pikmin movie 1: erm what the pluck? 2: this looks like one bulbous orb! 3: a grub dog? Two can play at this game! (Cut to oatchi charging at a bulborb with who let the dogs out) 4: for plucks sake! 5: i... am olimar. (Continued in replies)
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
So apparently the full moon just makes people go mad?? I was just never told that.? We have two ominous orbs in the sky that have been worshipped for ages, one blinding you and the other making you go mad and we just never questioned it??
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
What did cookie clicker do to them </3
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Top one
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
"I miss my wife louie"
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
What alien are you?
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I did the circle thing
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I had an idea for like... a boulder pikmin so I made a quick lil doodle They would be ablebto do normal pikmin thinks but also curl up in a ball to do more damage kinda like the purple pikmin slam.. they would also curl up during sunset so you could leave them out and still find them alive tomorrow
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I feel you man 😔
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I have a friend who works at glitch productions and he sent me these images of from episode 5 of the amazing digital circus. Aperently the name of the blue dude is "duke". What do you think?
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Prepare thyself
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Im scared
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
She gotta make the larva somehow
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Prepare thyself!
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Psa: do not EVER update your phone. All my icons look like shit
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Can someone explain to me what this is and why so many people do it
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Wasnt even the cool awesome one it was the dorky nerfed as hell pikmin 2 bulblax😭 I popped both an ultra spicy and bitter spray and still lost most of my pikmin on several attempts. He's dead now tho :3
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
EMPEROR BULBLAX
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Did you already have the image saved or did you just make it now
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I ENTETED WITH 90 AND IM LEAVING WITH 18
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
ALL OF MY PIKMIN ARE FUCKING DEAD
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
MY DUMBASS WHITE PIKMIN JUST KILLED THEMSELFS THRRE WWS A BOMB RIGHT NEDT YOU WHY WAS THE SKULL A PRIORITY OVER THR BOMB!!
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Good. Louie should have been olimars alt...
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The bart Simpson electric
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Spiders are sooo cool when I'm separated from them by the internet When they're in my house I think they should all burn
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
L-... L-Lost media?
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Boyfriend fnf: is that John doe from roblox? Hello john doe!! Hello john doe fnf mod: hmmm.... i think I like that name
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Yumby fluff...
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I have a theory
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Minecraft drowned john
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Game idea: EVIL just shapes and beats You play as a pink cube that's corrupting the world around it with it ending with the bad (good?) Guy going super saiyan and becoming unkillable where you lose no matter what
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
@rustydoodlebot.bsky.social i have an awesome ship idea The name is ss rustphin
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I want an account that randomly posts impossible quiz questions and then has people answer
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Why does this go so hard youtu.be/QhiQW6uNrsQ?... If "i throw my young on the low key m pro life until I see a pokey" isn't in the next copy of the Bible I'm throwing a riot
youtu.be
gangster yoshi
YouTube video by Chazing2
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The guy from dont starve
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I love him... he's so baby.
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
They should make mafiosos redesign throw this guy
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I really like the blunnies
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Tf are they doing here bro
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Slime @gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Good message but how about you touch a pencil
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