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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 22h
pounds my chest IT'S HERE!! and the pages look SO GOOD 😭 I'm gonna cry
Shelf Warriors 2 proof copies fresh from the printerInterior pages, vibrant and legible Big Olindé at the end of the book
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Master Grade Nu Gundam ver. Ka 🤖
It's got a big box
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SHELF WARRIORS reader mail special 2! 📬 #sizesky #shelfwarriors #shrunkenwoman #giantess #comic
(title)
READER MAIL

(caption)
First off, absolutely love the comics. You're amazing at this! Second, will we ever see Olinde and Hithui shrink down their owner to their size (or smaller!) and use her as a toy? Thanks -Interested Party

(GameSized)
Well, I think it's hard for sonia to think of herself as their "owner" when the elves can just turn the tables on her whenever they want, as they often do...

(sfx on Sonia)
SHRINK!

(GameSized)
Also, thanks!

(caption)
For Olindé and Hithui, what human thing most intrigues you to experience? -Unversed

(Hithui)
I've heard rumors of something known as a "PRETZEL HOT DOG..." 
And I am INTRIGUED...

(caption)
We already have quite a few tiny ladies in the series, but are you by any chance planning to add more? -Chocolatejr9

(sfx on Dani)
DIVE!

(sfx on Olindé)
!!

(Olindé)
They're becoming a nuisance, frankly.
Hey! why don't you let me experience what humans call "PERSONAL SPACE?"

(caption)
Dani: Are you adjusting well being small?
The Cast: Favorite Size media?
-Mr. Big

(Dani)
You bet!!
And my favorite size media is the big hand scenes from KING KONG.

(Olindé)
Mine is ATTACK OF THE 60 FOOT CENTERFOLD, for the cameos.

(Hithui)
MONSTERS VS. ALIENS!

(sfx on Sonia)
SHRINK~!

(Sonia)
A LEE DUNGAREES COMMERCIAL from the 2000s that featured a giant woman.
Hey, I'm still shrinking over here!
Can we stop that before the next issue, please?!
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
alternate angle of this post and more on the Patreon! www.patreon.com/GameSized/po...
an enticing crop of a spicy post!
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
original
explaining the joke!
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if you happen to find any adventurous micros, elven or otherwise, in your drug paraphernalia DON'T SMOKE THEM #sizesky #micro #drugs #shelfwarriors
the Ladybug On My Grinder post but with a lady (Olindé) instead of a bug. that's the joke!
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.patreon.com/GameSized/po... new pin-up posted on the Patreon! Check it out ☝️
crop of the new render! lookit her cheesing
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
comparing the Daz Studio version of Philomena from way back with the one I modeled myself when I was learning Blender #orctober #b3d #throwback2019 Philomena belongs to @crazygirl.bsky.social
Daz Studio pinup render of Philomena the half-orc that I made during the hot minute I used that softwarehand modeled cel-shaded Philomena that I made in Blender in 2019
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Waiting (Man sitting by mailbox)" by John Burton Norall
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Digital mockup of Shelf Warriors Issue 2 🔥 Coming soon to IndyPlanet! #shelfwarriors #comic
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.patreon.com/GameSized/po... ANOTHER NEW COMIC PAGE just hit the Patreon. Dive in and see!
Dani and her naked lil butt taking a dive into Olindé's cleavage
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.patreon.com/GameSized/po... put up a Thank-You render on the new Patreon for my new supporters! check it out!
crop of a big new render that YOU can see RIGHT NOW on the official GameSized Patreon
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AND I'M NOT DONE YET! www.patreon.com/GameSized/po... new pinup is live on the Patreon. Come and see! #sizeky #shelfwarriors #promo
Hithui doing... SOMETHING... on a keyboard
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.patreon.com/GameSized/po... my first exclusive Patreon comic is LIVE! #shelfwarriors #sizesky #promo
panel 1 of 4 from the newest (and first) (and so far only) Patreon exclusive
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
SHELF WARRIORS issue #2 front cover #sizesky #shrunkenwoman #comic #shelfwarriors #elf
front cover page for issue #2 of Shelf Warriors
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
SHELF WARRIORS page 58-61 #sizesky #shelfwarriors #comic #elf #shrunkenwoman #giantess #NSFW #cliffhanger
(Hithui?)
...very well...

(sfx)
smooch~!

(Olindé)
Princess?

(sfx on Hithui)
glowwww

(Olindé)
You... shrank my axe.
Why?

(sfx)
GROW!

(Olindé)
OH!

(sfx)
GROW
!
?!
?

(Olindé)
O-ohhh...!

Oh no, no, no...

(sfx on Olindé)
growwww(Sonia)
Jesus Christ, Hithui...!

(sfx on Sonia's eye)
twitch!

(Dani)
Whoa...
That's... a REALLY BIG lady...
...wow...

(Gillian)
-repeat: a REALLY, REALLY BIG lady on the ground floor.
And the second floor, and up by the ceiling.
Send... everything?

(sfx on radio)
-bzzt-

(Dave)
HOLY SHIT!
D-Don't ...move? Oh my god.

(sfx on gun)
tremble-!

(sfx on Hithui)
GLOWWWWWWW(sfx)
L
O
O
M

(Olindé)
Ah!!
Well m-met, everyone. Please, nobody panic!
...Especially not me.

(caption)
Olindé's height: 75 FEET
Size of a windmill

(Olindé)
Oh, Princess what have you DONE...?

(caption)
NEXT ISSUE: LARGER THAN LIFE!
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
oh ok they already did ban it. well,
notification from patreon telling me they struck down my nsfw test post
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy birthday Kem!!
mrowStopwatch showing how long I took on this masterpiece
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
SHELF WARRIORS page 56, 57 #sizesky #shelfwarriors #comic #elf #shrunkenwoman #giantess #NSFW #mallcops
(Sonia)
Ohhhh SHIT.
Okay hold on.

(sfx on Dani)
!

(Sonia)
There you go.
Wow she made you TEENY!

(sfx on Dani)
???

(Sonia)
I'm SO sorry about this Dani.
We can fix this, just don't freak out.

(Mall Cop #1)
What in the hell...?

(sfx on radio)
-BZZT-

(Mall Cop #1)
Hey dispatch, Dave and Gillian here.
I'm not sure WHAT we just witnessed-

(Mall Cop #2, Gillian)
She... VANISHED!

(Mall Cop #1, Dave)
A guest just used some kind of WEAPON on another guest. Ground floor across from Uncle Gary's Pretzels. I'm gonna check it out, over.

(sfx on radio)
-BZZT-

(Gillian)
Wait for me!(Dave, clearing his throat)
Miss, we need to see what's in your hands please.

(Gillian)
. . .

(Sonia)
Ah!!
Well, about that,

(Sonia, internally)
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

(sfx on axe handle)
GRIP!

(sfx on Hithui)
GLOWWW

(Olindé)
We will FIGHT for you, Lady Sonia!

(Sonia)
OH MY GOD let me handle this. Don't fight anybody.
And please- NO MORE SHRINKING!
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
SHELF WARRIORS page 54, 55 #sizesky #shelfwarriors #comic #elf #shrunkenwoman #giantess #NSFW #pretzel
(Sonia)
Um, one children's soft pretzel please.
A SMALL one is fine.

(Hithui, within Sonia's bag)
NO!! Our pret-zel must be ENORMOUS!

(sfx on bag)
glowwww

(Sonia, caption)
"...And a fountain drink."

(Olindé)
It's a rock!
They eat rocks...?

(sfx on Hithui)
MUCH!

(Hithui, chewing)
Mm...
Oh, I've missed BREAD.

(sfx on Sonia)
!

(Dani)
SONIA! Heyy!!
Good to see ya!
Weird stream yesterday! Everything alright?

(sfx on Sonia)
FLINCH!

(Sonia)
DANI!
What!?
Oh uh YEAH I'm all, er, good!
Yep!

(Dani)
Tight! Whatcha got there?(sfx on big hand)
REACH!

(Olindé)
Princess!

(Hithui)
Ah,
I am HITHUI. Of-of the woodland realm. Please keep your hands to yours--

(sfx on Hithui)
EEEEK!!

(Hithui)
UNHAND ME!

(Dani)
Wow, it's got voice lines! 

(Sonia)
Dani--!

(Hithui)
ENOUGH.

(sfx)
GLOWWWWWWW

(Dani)
HUH?!

(sfx)
SHRINK~!

(Hithui)
uwaah-!

(Sonia, from above)
Hithui... we gotta work on this SHRINKING THING OF YOURS...

(sfx on Dani)
?

(caption)
Dani's height: 2 INCHES
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
SHELF WARRIORS page 51-53 #sizesky #shelfwarriors #comic #elf #shrunkenwoman #giantess #NSFW
(caption)
THUS was the first alliance formed between Humans and Elves.

(sfx)
MWAH

(Sonia)
Whoa!!

(sfx, zoomed in)
MWAH

(sfx)
SSSHLICHK-

AH!!
YES!

(caption)
The sex was AWESOME.

(sfx on Sonia)
ZZZZZZ...

(sfx on Hithui)
Z...

(caption)
For the first time since their voyage began, the Princess slept WELL that night.(caption)
The next morning...

(Sonia)
So.
...it wasn't a dream.

(Olindé)
That would be difficult to argue, at this point.

I've NEVER seen her slumber this soundly,
she usually sleeps as a trauma response, if at all.
The last time she was down for this long, she had almost DROWNED.

Hithui has an innocent spirit.
Once she awakens... is there some place, or activity, that we might bring her to that young women of your world ENJOY?

(Sonia)
Aww! you wanna show your girlfriend a good time, HUMAN-STYLE?
Actually...

(caption)
A short car ride later,

(Sonia)
Man, it's so dead in here these days.
Well, we made it! come on out, guys.
We call this "THE MALL." Humans come here for many reasons, but mostly to shop.(Olindé)
By the Goddess... it's TOO BIG in here.
Ceiling too high up... doesn't make sense...

(sfx on Hithui)
GASP!

(Hithui)
It's right out of a fantasy storybook!

(Olindé)
It's some kind of...

(Hithui)
...giant's market?! a mythically large MANCAMEN* for giant merchants, exchanging giant goods for their giant needs!

(caption)
*modern Elvish for "trading place"

(Hithui)
But if that's correct... then they would need to have EVERY KIND OF THING here, no?

(Sonia)
Yeah, that's sorta the idea anyway.

(Hithui)
Then this is of no storybook, our journey has brought us to the HEAVENS THEMSELVES!

There! I want THAT.

(sfx on Hithui)
POINT!

(Sonia)
"That?"

(Hithui)
Yes...!

(Sonia)
That's a pretzel.

(Hithui)
WE MUST HAVE A "PRET-ZEL!"

(Olindé)
Oh, she's using the royal we. It's serious.
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If youuUUuuu can believe it, it's Shelf Warrior Sunday once again
David Lynch
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
self-portrait (2026) #lowpoly #b3d #blender #oc
a lowpoly rendition of GameSized with their OCs towering behindclose-up of prev
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
omg Nancy's in this
Feels like a celebrity cameo
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They put Rodin's Thought in a museum so u should never feel bad about posting unfinished work
(i know the huge unfinished part is half the point or more of the piece, this is a joke)
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
MUSSEL MONDAY!! 🗣️🔥🐚
A bigass bowl-plate of succulent mussels
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"buhhhh what do I do with all these Transformers" idiot. Fucking stupid. You Transform them, they're literally robots in disguise. dumbass
Missing Link Cliffjumper robot modeCliffy car mode. Little guy
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
21) the year Elden Ring came out I had an Elden Ring themed birthday party
Piñata of the Loathsome Dung EaterWhole table spread, with the grace of gold (confetti) and Shabriri grapes (regular grapes) and other jokes like that. Cheese puff rune arcsClose up on the turtle pope cake
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
16) my nightmares are haunted by a recurring figure who represents my cancer and resembles Nashandra from Dark Souls 2. When I have a particularly bad one with her I have to lay there in bed and play the game in my mind and defeat her
Picture this but made of blood
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
15) in 2024 and 2025 I collected Transformers again and I got a fuckton of them but now I've slowed down on that again and it's like. The hell do I do with all of these Transformers
My army of glorious Decepticons
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
SHELF WARRIORS page 50 #sizesky #shelfwarriors #comic #elf #shrunkenwoman #giantess #NSFW
(Olindé)
Strange...
We're brought up to respect the crystal teardrop's power, to fear it...
But HOLDING YOU now, I can only love it. I can be only grateful, that it has brought us on this adventure.
You're so small and perfect, I see why Lady Sonia is fascinated by us.

(Hithui)
Olindé...

(Sonia)
Is THAT what I am, "fascinated?"

(sfx)
PINCH~!

(Sonia)
I think you're STONED and talking your way out of some tiny tail, my friend.
Stop yapping and obey your princess!

(sfx)
LIIII~CK

(Sonia)
That's more like--
AAH!!

(Olindé)
Mm...

(sfx)
CHU~

(Hithui)
Heehee!

(Olindé)
Marvelous...

(sfx on tiny lovers)
mwah
mwah
mnnn-

(sfx)
SQUISH~
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Knight and Princess meme about Shelf Warrior Sunday
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
SHELF WARRIORS page 48 & 49 #sizesky #shelfwarriors #comic #elf #shrunkenwoman #giantess #sizeswap
(Sonia)
Okay, damn. Get it ladies.
Am I high or is this like the HOTTEST THING EVER?

(sfx on tiny lovers)
ROLL
ROLL

(Hithui)
ANH~!

(Olindé)
Hah...

(Olindé, gasping)
Hithui...
Please understand my kingdom is YOU. YOU! are my oath, YOU are my law, YOU are my guiding star!
This feeling... the giant's drug is affecting me.
But I love you SO much...!

(Sfx on Hithui)
giggle...
squish~

(Sonia)
Omigod-

(Hithui)
Olindé, my BRAVE KNIGHT...!(Olindé)
...I'll only do what YOU permit, highness. I swear it.

(Hithui)
What I permit? Hm.

Make love to the Giant.

(Sonia)
The?

(sfx)
GLOWWWWWW

(Sonia)
Aaaahh!!

(sfx)
WHOOSH

(Olindé)
. . .

P-Princess-!

(Sonia)
PRINCESS!!

(Hithui)
...make love to us BOTH.
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
SHELF WARRIORS page 47 #sizesky #shelfwarriors #comic #elf #shrunkenwoman #giantess #handheldtiny
(Sonia, giggling)
Now KISS.

(sfx)
BONK
squish~

(Olindé)
guh-

(Hithui)
Ah,

(sfx on Olindé)
PANT
PANT

(Sonia)
Whoa...

...guys, it was a BIT.

"now kiss" is like, uh...

Hot damn.

(Olindé)
OWHH!!

(sfx on Hithui)
Mmm...
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
GOOD news for a change- Shelf Warriors #1 both versions are available again in one convenient listing! Just click on the drop down that says "Print on demand" and select "Variant" to get it with the alternate cover version by @eldritchgts.com! Click here! www.indyplanet.com/shelf-warrio...
normal covervariant cover by EldritchGTS
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
SHELF WARRIORS pages 45 & 46 #sizesky #shelfwarriors #comic #elf #shrunkenwoman #giantess #drugs
(Sonia)
Ugh, still a MESS in here. At least we got all the broken glass up.
You slept through that part, Hithui.

Comin' in for a landing...

(Hithui)
Hm.

(Olindé)
Ah...

Princess--
er, if I may...

(Hithui)
...

(sfx)
SLIIIDE

(Olindé)
Umm, I'm THINKING ABOUT IT again. And about...

(Sonia)
Wait, did I not grow back all the way?
WILD!

The hell is my lighter?

(Olindé, sighing)
...US.
And what I DID with Lady Sonia. That you saw.
And what you... heard me SAY.
I'm not-
th-there's no name for what we have, our uhh...

(sfx)
FLICK-
BUBBLE~
BUBBLE~
BUBBLE~!

(Hithui)
Olindé?(sfx)
AAOOOSH!

(Olindé)
Ahh!

(Hithui)
Aaahh!!

(sfx)
COUGH!
COUGH!
COUGH!

(Olindé, hacking and coughing)
Wh-what?
L-Lady Sonia...!

(Sonia)
Aw... my bad, little guys. Guess I thought it would be like the pipeweed scene in FELLOWSHIP.

(sfx on Hithui)
COUGH!
AH-COUGH!

(Hithui)
Ack!!

(Sonia)
Okay, new idea. PLAY TIME!

(sfx on Olindé)
!!

(sfx)
GRAB!
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
tomorrow on Shelf Warriors
Olindé and Hithui coughing
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
similar to DiDi's answer and others, I use the Save Incremental function a lot
Blender 5.0's longass File dropdown menu, with Save Incremental highlighted
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
SHELF WARRIORS pages 41-44 #sizesky #shelfwarriors #comic #elf #loredump
(Olindé)
The origins of our kind are shrouded in mystery, but this much is known...

(sfx)
AAAAAAAGHH!!

(Olindé, narration)
"...in the beginning we were little more than PREY for larger things than us that walked the Earth."

"A vast web of caves below the surface was the only safe world for us. So there we formed our first societies."

"We dug deep. In the caves we discovered common cause, fellowship, and ritual."

"But the gifts of knowledge were meager in comparison to those of our GODDESS."

"She was the many circles of life, the many spheres of influence, that we all move through. She was our guardian deity and the mother of all good fortune."

(sfx on idol)
GLOWWWWWW

"At her ancient idol, generations of elves of the deep world gave the goddess all of their devotion, their love, their sorrow, and their every wish."

"And naturally, she responded..."(Olindé, narration)
"...the idol wept for us a single, impossible, CRYSTAL TEARDROP."

"Through channeling its divine power, our ancestors found themselves capable of wonderous things. it can transmute thoughts into energy, and even matter. In the crystal's light, everything was possible."

"From within the caves, our power was nigh infinite. Creating a kingdom and ensuring its prosperity was as simple as having the ambition to do so. but proximity to the crystal was key, and our leaders could afford to spend no time away from the idol's cavern and its teardrop."

(Sonia)
But you couldn't stay in the cave forever, could you?

Careful...

(sfx on Hithui)
WOBBLE...
WIGGLE...
DRIP-DRIP

(Hithui)
Indeed, they could not!
I'll take it from here, Olindé.

(Hithui, narration)
"They saw no other way. They had to exit the cave."

"The Deep Elves brandished tools, and resolved amongst themselves to commit an act PROFANE..."

"..And the idol was toppled."

"did the Goddess OBJECT, I wonder? what resistance was there, to this plan to usurp Her divine power?"

(Olindé)
Tch.

"I can't imagine she made it easy."

"but their bodies were so well accustomed to resonating with the crystal by that point..."

"...that they felt, perhaps justifiably, equal in skill to the Goddess herself."

"They simply didn't need the idol. Might not have even needed the tools."

"From then on, the LEGENDARY CRYSTAL TEARDROP was their most prized, sacred object."

"The Elves prospered, and multiplied."

"But the one who holds the Crystal bears RESPONSIBILITY for the crime alone."(Hithui, narration)
"And now, that's us..."

...that's ME.

(sfx)
GURGLE...

(Sonia)
So your kingdom stole it from the Goddess, and now you've stolen it from the kingdom?
Hey are you guys on like, a tiny QUEST to destroy it or something?

(Olindé)
It's a normal-sized quest...

(Hithui)
Our aim is to RETURN it, if possible. But we still seek the Goddess.

(Sonia)
Wild! hey, do you wanna go SMOKE?
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
(blood) #thevampirelestat #lestatdelioncourt #iwtv
the new episode leaked and i watched it and it made me insane and i made this meme about it
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
#guiltygear
Strive Robo-Ky but his big chair is offering u a blunt
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
art trade with @adjectivecutesy.bsky.social! there's a tiny she-wolf in Tammy Luu's closet #sizesky #shrunkenwoman #b3d #shakira
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
they termed my *WHOLE ENTIRE HEALTH INSURANCE?! right out from under me and I didn't even get an email
him again
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
hey who's that on the edge of the frame on either side of Cassie Lang
i'm going crazy over the thigh squish Oscar drew on them wow
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
everyone else's experience in DiDi's server: chilling, cracking jokes, talking abt comic books DiDi's experience:
them backrooms
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
We don't usually see each other's headers, so here's mine! Quote post with yours! I hired this Olindé to stare at you
She's not even looking in the camera smh
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Current state of my Transformers collection #notsize
(left to right) Slag, Jazz, Windblade, Sludge, Sunstreaker, Ultra Magnus, Optimus Prime, Arcee, Wheeljack, Grimlock, Bumblebee, Red Alert, Cliffjumper, Snarl(top to bottom) Magmatron, Long Haul, Scavenger, Soundwave, Laserbeak,  Shockwave, Spinister, Mixmaster, Shadow Striker, EMPEROR STARSCREAM- LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Megatron, Bonecrusher, Sixshot, Hook, Scrapper, Ravage, Rumble, Ratbat
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I don't have a Shelf Warriors update this week per se but I did do another animation experiment, this time with Olindé and Sonia #shelfwarriors
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Power outage due to a heat wave? Not a problem if you've got SHELF WARRIORS #1, available now! It uses advanced "physical paper" technology, so you can still read it even when none of your shit turns on (results may vary- product may not work in the dark) www.indyplanet.com/shelf-warrio...
The author's dead PC behind a well-loved copy of Shelf Warriors #1
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John Carpenter's GameSized @gamesized.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride everyone. I'm a nonbinary bisexual Whatever (noun). Let's take over the wold
The author at the present moment
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