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Vanessa Hoskins

@gamedesigner.ninja
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D&D Producer / RPG Author / Podcaster / Trans / Lesbian / Married / (she/her) / Union Supporter Opinions are my own #WotCStaff #UWotC

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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 11/09/2026
This is what my brain wakes up to...
WTF Jesse diner meme where Jesse considers that because Smeagol only gave the wraiths the words Shire And Baggins they'd have hunted down and killed all of the Baggins in the Shire. Kinda fucked up
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 07/08/2026
It is true, I mostly use social media for being social and interacting with people. I rarely, but not never, use it for promotion or to farm likes. Farming likes is what Insta was for.
The Correspondent — You write beautifully, and always to someone.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 30/07/2026
This is the new amazing character art I have for Yavva Mullonip, a Starfinder 2e barbarian. Huge thank you to @heightadvantage.bsky.social for bringing her to life. She's perfect! #TTRPG #Starfinder #Pathfinder #Halfling #CharacterArt
This is an annoyed halfling from a sci-fi future. She has short white hair, a ruddy nose, and four cyber-limbs that are over-large, but not comically so. Each is covered in stickers, duct tape, and graffiti. She wears an "Abyss Head" band tank top, bulky belt, and shorts that cover her cyber-leg attachments. She sits on an engine part, smoking a rolled joint, and looking directly at the viewer, aperhensive at what you might ask of her.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 27/07/2026
Went axe throwing! Managed to hit a bullseye somehow!
Me, looking dumbfounded, and gesturing at an axe I managed to get in the bull's-eye. I'm wearing an ampersand hat, a shirt that says "Amaze Amaze Amaze" and a pin that says "It's my Birthday"
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 19/07/2026
Look, I made a hat where there was never a hat... (Technically I made a patch from a different hat and then put the patch on this hat)
It's me, with a stupid grin on my face and wearing a white cadet hat. It has a white patch with 2 red hearts and 1 half filled heart. I'm also holding a black mug with a red heart on it—very on theme. The mug says "you fill my heart containers."
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 11/07/2026
I should have posted this above. Please pretend I did. I'm very bad at social media.
Screenshot from Night in the Woods where Mae says, "The world is extremely bad"

Mae is a cat. Fuck this game is good. Why are you reading/listening to this and not playing the game?!
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 09/07/2026
Make your own meme Blank template (reformatted) attached.
Two panel meme format with Picard from Star Trek Next Gen in the top cell pointing and looking certain; Worf in the background. Bottom panel Worf with his arms crossed looking annoyed.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 09/07/2026
For you my friend...
Two panel meme. On top is Picard from Star Trek Next Gen pointing and saying "Dice!" On bottom is Worf with his arms crossed saying "Die."
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 22/06/2026
Happy Return to the Shire day to all who celebrate 🎉 (Just don't stay away so long that they presume you dead and auction off all of your belongings)
Screenshot from Hobbit movie showing a sign saying: "For Sale, by Auction. The effects and estate of the Late Mr. Bilbo Baggins, esq. 10 o'clock sharp, June the 22nd. Messrs Grubb, Grubb and Burrows, Registered Auctioneers"
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 20/06/2026
It's like... www.vice.com/en/article/b... Is
Image of Judge Doom from the film "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?" In typical meme style it labels him as Microsoft with the caption, "I bought the games industry so I could dismantle it"
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 14/06/2026
Something something Pride, but also ...
Just me being stupid and smiling with only my too teeth like a goon, holding a class of white wine. In wearing my black army style hat and a blue shirt, short sleeves. My rainbow purse strap is prominent. The wine is labeled, "wine," and the photo is captioned, "its own reason for celebrating"
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 23/05/2026
Picture of the Star Trek Voyager ship with the text over it, as if an opening title, "The One Where Janeway Breaks The Prime Directive"
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 23/05/2026
Star Trek Voyager opening screen showing the space ship with the episode title "Photon Torpedoes: full spread"
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 22/05/2026
Anxiety herder?
Argo, a half Australian shepherd and half mountain curr, has a brownish red short hair coat with white embellishments. He stares into the camera, pleading for something, his nose looking overlarge from being so close it's stupidly adorable
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 04/05/2026
Sheppi is amazing! I hired him to make this piece for a now-canceled project. I would hire him again 100 times over if I could. #ttrpg #ttrpgart #yesthatsiomedae #yesthatiomedae
This is a full body character illustration of the mortal Human woman, Iomedae. This woman is white with straight black hair in a short bob haircut. She wears half plate armor over a dark gray quilted gambeson. She wears a crimson cloak, which is blowing in the wind. She holds her sword in front of her in a salute. The background is a was of gray and blue.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 10/04/2026
I made a meme calling myself out. No matter what new system I try, I want to make an angry, uncouth lady who punches things.
Good place meme as follows...
Eleanor: I just got an idea for a new character
Chidi: Is it just another uncouth, angry punching girl? 
Eleanor: Shut up, my thing is different and you don't understand
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 31/03/2026
Yup, it's Trans Day of Visibility. Here's me at a grocery store, being trans. Visible. #tdov
Here's me at a grocery store, being trans. Visible. I'm wearing a black military style hat with no adornment, glasses, and a Star Wars shirt that says, "Pew pew. Vroosh. Beep boop. Vroosh." I'm in the isle with various types of flour.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 08/03/2026
Low effort meme I made on my phone
Michael from The Good Place meme saying, "Yeah yeah, writing; we've all done it"

The meme is low quality, as I made it on my phone. Its early and I don't want to get off the sofa yet
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 17/02/2026
The normal amount is zero
Three panels from Scott Pilgrim vs the World the movie.
"How many times have you imagined yourself as the opposite sex?" 
"Oh, ya know, just the normal amount." 
"The normal amount is zero." 
The normal amount is zero!?"
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 17/02/2026
Whatever you say, Zub
Screenshot of Wolverine from Deadpool and Wolverine, played by Hugh Jackman. He is crouched and ready to strike with claws out.

It's funny because Wolverine says "bub" a lot. Get it?
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 28/01/2026
Me being a Bard is not a surprise at all. Strong Sorcerer/Wizard vibes also make total sense. High paladin probably has more to say about living in current US than anything else, but ... Facts
Table titled "D&D Class Test" 
Barbarian 65%
Bard 95%
Cleric 45%
Druid 60%
Fighter 50%
Monk 35%
Paladin 70%
Ranger 60%
Rogue 45%
Sorcerer 90%
Warlock 40%
Wizard 85%
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 12/10/2025
Enjoying the benefits of living in the Bay Area
Outdoor at a winery eating a cheese spread and tasting wine. Ordered a sun dried tomato hummus this time. Cheese plate features a young bree and lavender goat cheese
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 05/10/2025
Genderless representation at it's finest: just mens clothes and mens sizing and specifically calling out "not women" /s
Off-white collared shirt with red vertical pinstripes and brown knit cardigan. A label on the outfit states, "Genderless Product*" and then "*Men's sizing; Sizes differ from the women's items"
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 24/08/2025
So I think we figured out our dog's dead name. He's a rescue, picked up off the street and held for two months, and the shelter gave him a dumb name. We renamed him Argo. Argo has been his name for 2.5 years since we got him, and he absolutely knows that's his name. However... 1/2
Argo the dog, a medium sized short haired hound and Aussie mix. His coloring is ginger and white, and he has a big stupid smile on his puppy face and big floppy ears.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 22/08/2025
Generative art tools
Mint green typewriter. Royal Classic brand.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 22/08/2025
... Netflix has a wine now? What is going on with this twisted world?!!
My hand holding a fucking Netflix wine bottle labeled Love is Wine. It's a chardonnay, technically by Cupcake. The bottle is good colored cheap ass plastic (likely a vinyl wrap). What the hell?!?
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 15/08/2025
I'm pretty sure I'm going to use Sophia, Dogged Detective. She has a good color profile and looks fun to bounce between making food tokens and making dogs strong. I'm hoping to proxy several cards with pictures of my dog. He loves food. Also, I want to reskin Battle of Bywater as "The Cheese Tax"
Magic card "Sophia, Dogged Detective." It is a 3 4 that costs 1 mana plus green, white, and blue. It creates a dog token and lets you create food when dogs deal damage to players, and it sacrifices artifacts to make dogs stronger.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 09/08/2025
You and me both
Picture of Argo at the beach. He's a white and ginger short haired dog, and he has a big smile on his puppy face. The sand and surf are in the background.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 09/08/2025
I live near such beauty
The beach, looking out over a sandy expanse into a solid mass of gray sky. There would be an ocean over there, but the fog is so dense it's just sand and fog.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 08/08/2025
I live near such beauty
A fallen log in a forest, covered by ivy and bushes.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 02/08/2025
If you see this, post a castle
Castle Scarwall in Golarion, from Pathfinder.

Its basically Dracula's Castle, but with the serial numbers transmuted off. A solitary stone castle in a vast moat/lake with a long stone bridge leading to it.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 30/07/2025
Reskeet with your first crush
Penny from Inspector Gadget looking up from a blue book with a calculator embedded in the cover.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 23/07/2025
Look what I'm about to see:
Me, a middle-aged white lady, taking a selfie with a Luigi the Musical program. The show is at The Independent.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 16/07/2025
I see your Dolby and I raise you an Argo
Paki, Arcane Retriever magic card reskinned with a photo of my dog, Argo.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 12/07/2025
"Aliens" guy from history channel meme, but it's captioned "real estate"
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 08/06/2025
I know that The Psion UA on @dndbeyond.com is old news, but I made this meme moments after I read it. I love teleport powers/characters, and the Psykinetic's enhanced offensive mode really says "Oh, it's on!" My next 5e character will be one of these two, just not sure which. #dnd #WotCStaff
Two frame meme. First frame is two buttons labeled "Psi Warper" and "Psykinetic"

Second frame is a woman sweating nervously while deciding which button to push labeled "Vanessa Building a Psion"
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 30/05/2025
Bookstore haul! Going to start with Bookshops & Bonedust because I miss Viv already. Not sure what comes next.
Three books on a wooden table, viewed from the top down. The books, from left to right, are: Fourth Wing, Little Thieves, Bookshops & Bonedust.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 27/05/2025
Honestly my favorite moment from this video #DND #WotCStaff
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 12/05/2025
Oh boy, @heightadvantage.bsky.social is drawing Yexa Death's Head, my Pathfinder orc for Triumph of the Tusk. I'm so excited! This is just a WIP; we're going to make it so that she's giving someone the finger, rather than holding a bolt. #TTRPG #orc #YesThatsASukgung #Sniper #GetCrit
An orc woman with pea green skin, tattoos, and a bad attitude. She has shoulder length, greasy hair with a few braids. She wears leather armor and holds a sukgung (Korean crossbow) while giving someone the finger.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 08/05/2025
Ha! And I thought it was prideful arrogance this entire time! I do appreciate it, but I'm trying to work on myself and become more humble. Too often my instinct says "I could do that!" when perhaps I need to take a giant step back and check myself.
NGL: ur confidence is 🔥
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 08/05/2025
I should mention that I'm not going to break NDA, lose my job, and get sued. Therefore a solid: I can't say. You can ask about D&D, but not about future releases. For example, I'm a rogue main at heart but really love the warlock.
NGL: Unapproachable East and Kara-Tur... Will the forgotten Forgotten Realms get any attention other than just the Sword Coast?
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 07/05/2025
Both very cute and sexy. Both horribly impractical. And both some of my favorite outfits. Did I mention that playing paper dolls is my favorite part about this game?
FFXIV cat girl dressed as a Vegas card magician. She has a giant lop-sided top hat, oversized bowtie, corset, bracers with poofed sleeves, tiny panties, and nylons held up by garders, plus fancy shoes with large bows. This is all black. Her thighs, midrif, and shoulders are all exposed skin. WAY too sexy to be practical.FFXIV cat girl dressed as a "warrior princess." She has thigh-high black leather boots, a two-tier ruffly pink skirt, a skimpy silver breastplate with pauldrons, and is wielding  a very large axe that's glowing pink and has a music note hovering around it. Her midrif and arms are exposed.
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 07/05/2025
That's a toughie. Either my Astrologian, who is themed as a sexy Vegas card magician, or my Warrior for her Princess look. Lemme get those for you
NGL: Favorite full glamour set in FFXIV?
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 07/05/2025
Quain Where else are you going to be able to get a bowl of ramen while watching martial artists defend their rights to their secret sauce recipe using their Floppy Noodle Rigid Chopstick fighting style?
NGL: Favorite country in Golarion
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 07/05/2025
Somewhere between human feces and antisemitic graffiti, both fairly common in SF. I've seen more than my share of the mangled corpses of cats and dogs because they got hit by a car. Keep your pets safe, please
NGL: What is the worst thing you ever found just sitting in public
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 07/05/2025
I'm supposed to say "my wife" but in reality it's my dog. Argo loves to kick me or lick me to wake me up. After, he usually lays on me and licks my face and lets me love and pet him. Vicki is not amused, since I "give him more attention." It's her fault; she got the dog.
NGL: who's the first person you think of in the morning?
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 07/05/2025
Don't open the door. Barring that, they only have melee so slow them down and kite them or immobilize them. I want to be, but often skip that step when getting ready. I need to try harder. Cool and sunny with a slight breeze. Waffles!
NGL: Will you yield the secret knowledge that will allow me to defeat the Gug

Are you a jewelry girl?

What's the best kind of weather? 

Pancakes or waffles?
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 07/05/2025
Pass. Spiders are not sexy. I did write a driver reading porn once though... Abomination Vaults book 2
NGL: Smash or Pass: the Driver from bg3 act 2
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 07/05/2025
Gods, yes!
NGL: ticklish?
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Vanessa Hoskins @gamedesigner.ninja · 07/05/2025
Thanks! I think... Unless you mean that the stereotypical version of Hell is a fire furnace and not cool at all and therefore being cool as Hell means that I'm not at all cool... But then I'd be hot, so I'll still take it. I have felt cooler in the past, so good to know I still got it.
NGL: Hi Vanessa! I just wanna say I think you're cool as hell. Always have.
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