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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 12/09/2026
This could be us but you playin
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 01/09/2026
💕💕💕💕 @corvids.bsky.social
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 24/08/2026
Excellent!!! Above average!!!
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 24/08/2026
Good Morning ❤️💕🪱 Lets CHAT. I am CHATTY.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 11/08/2026
Curious, is there a certain faux fur that’s good at replicating scale/carapace hard material type designs? Would love to get some suggestions to make a more informed decision.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 07/08/2026
Oh jeez dude… I hope you find your orpo! Wishing you all the best 💕💕
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 04/08/2026
Wish I was here
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 09/07/2026
There’s a horse in my mind that keeps saying “Please be patient, I am Anne Slow” and I don’t know how to resolve it.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 29/06/2026
🐬Splendor🐬
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Adler the Eagle @adlertheeagle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
That's a wrap! We just finished filming Bird Brain Season 3! And now to introduce our lovely cast! @gamble.deer.army @hecc.gay @jdpuppy.bsky.social @rainyr.am and @shadeprotogen.bsky.social ! With Me returning as host, and of course @zyer.bsky.social as my intern! See you at FLAPPY 2027!
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 11/06/2026
Knacks, Knows
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 10/06/2026
Nah, you’re perfect 🙌
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 10/06/2026
I connected my neuro-link to Peggle Nights so I can only fire synapses and form memories if I get a good shot.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 27/05/2026
I can’t believe you didn’t stop to smell the La Quinta
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 21/05/2026
Hokey Pokey Any % Hip Glitch
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 20/05/2026
If men could get pregnant babies would have such long arms. They could probably reach the top of the Washington monument.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 15/04/2026
Dang… $12.99 weekly.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 15/04/2026
As someone with legs, I’m offended.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 08/04/2026
Can you do this? ——NSFW——- Eat the copier.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 25/03/2026
Me when someone asks me what I did and I just used an implemented magicians box to create an illusion that a frog placed in the box is physically separated with a toothed metal tool and the box reveals one end has the frogs grinning head, and the other it’s webbly feet.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 25/03/2026
I scrolled passed this REALLY fast and my pattern recognition clocked it as Weezer.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 21/03/2026
Thanks! my lips hurt now! And my lamps are turning on when I cough at them.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 21/03/2026
Sometimes I feel like I live in a voodoo city. Where everything has its own secret life.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 13/03/2026
I wish more things could be described as “having good bones” like a tasty tomato, or a pleasant shower.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 02/03/2026
What have I become? My sweetest friend.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 16/02/2026
Krill
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 14/02/2026
Deglove it! Deglove it! Ya ya ya ya!
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 14/02/2026
MagicKarp Ghana Savior 4
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 14/02/2026
Olive oil
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 11/02/2026
Sorry about that, bishop took my phone.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 11/02/2026
I can only move diagonally. I can only move diagonally. I can only move diagonally.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 11/02/2026
I am enchanted and enriched by whimsy above all else.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 04/02/2026
Yeh
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 04/02/2026
How it feels when you criticize me
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 29/01/2026
I don’t think, therefore I am’t.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 17/01/2026
I wrote a haiku about desire. Provide an Green bean. Please for me green yum bean yum Just one will be fine.
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Flappy New Year @flappynewyear.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Setup is underway for Flappy New Year 2026! If you want live updates for during the stream, be sure to tune in to our telegram channel to keep up with us: t.me/+1Pfhr0PuWkE... We can't wait to celebrate the new year with you!
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 19/12/2025
Those sounds great, but, do NOT be tempted to buy one. Do I need to remind you that you’ve been avoiding the beach?
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 18/12/2025
As per my last e-nog, I would nog.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 17/12/2025
You should rearrange the letters so it says “Sorry, e-nog for the season”
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 17/12/2025
If the need arises just look to the sea, I will hold my torch high as a beacon for thee. 🗽 👀🦌 🌊🌊🌊🐬🌊🌊🌊🌊🏝️ 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🐠🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦🐡🟦🟦🟦 🟦🦀🟦🟦🟦🐚🟦🟦
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 17/12/2025
I have ms paint
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 17/11/2025
Would you have guessed….?
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 14/11/2025
He was so excited for you to sproing the springy and instead you clasp?????? UNBELIEVABLE
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 11/11/2025
There is no “almost”
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 10/11/2025
Monday.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 31/10/2025
What if it was just a colony of very well trained gnats and flies?
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 27/10/2025
Step aside Netflix and Chill, it’s time for Greek food and slime.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 21/10/2025
If you hit a BORG (Black Out Rage Gallon) with a hammer you will only get a wet hammer. What you need is a Swedish designed handmade micro fiber cloth. That would sop it all up.
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Gamble @gamble.deer.army · 20/10/2025
I firmly believe Italian Wedding Soup is a variety of boba.
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