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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 16/06/2026

That's the top of the mountain! Congrats!

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 16/06/2026

I think most police officers shouldn't be police officers, maybe.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 16/06/2026

Getting the word out is excellent. Bullies don't operate as well in the sunshine.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 15/06/2026

Dana Whites newest combat sports venture: Ow, My Balls! Unprotected nut shots, loser is the one who pukes first. Winner gets $10, Paramount buys the streaming rights for $3B.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 13/06/2026

I've never seen someone so self-satisfied as a person handing out unsolicited Bible pamphlets.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 09/06/2026

It's like wishing that your milkman will bring you sour milk. Who says billionaires are out of touch? I guess if the rest of us hadn't made the mistake of not being born rich, we'd get it.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 07/06/2026

Anyone else notice that AI is going to replace jobs, work miracles, lift us all up into heavenly utopia, but the only idea they've come up to generate revenue is...advertising?

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 07/06/2026

Seems like they need to start calling it what it is: record profit quarter after quarter on things we must have to live. Inflation means something else; we're being squeezed to economic extinction.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 07/06/2026

And if you can't get sick without going bankrupt, what was the insurance for?

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 07/06/2026

I will literally buy anything if you give me another one free. It's a dangerous gamble.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 07/06/2026

People DO stop to wonder why the American government is worried about anti-fascism like it's a bad thing, right? Kind of a curiosity red flag?

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 05/06/2026

"I didn't choose this life, the world made me a hero." -my dog after eating unidentified shit from the yard

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 29/05/2026

I will forgive any sins you commit while driving if you have the Dolly Parton license plate.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 15/05/2026

You guys remember in that movie when Bane called Batman a poser? That was cool.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 14/05/2026

Well, we're fucked. Or, as I'm sure future commentators will say when we're on the brink of economic ruin again, Warshed.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 12/05/2026

Jason Priestley and Billy Zane were both in Tombstone.

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Jartravian @jartravian.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Work slowly continues on the comic adaptation of @galengower.com's short horror story "This Final Surrender." It will be 32 illustrated pages, as well as some ancillary material.

Black and white illustration of a demon bound by fleshy restraints.

Black and white illustration of a man with a magic wand confronting a monster.

Black and white illustration of a man in an awful lot of distress.

Black and white illustration of a street punk pointing a baseball bat.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 24/01/2026

Federal agents summarily murdering people in the streets is not in America anyone should want.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 03/01/2026

Remember when Kanye and Paul McCartney did a song and people thought Kanye was so magnanimous for giving some old guy a chance to make it big?

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 26/12/2025

Welcome to Derry is perhaps the biggest waste of time, money, and a Skarsgard in history. #notasgoodasawetfart

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 21/12/2025

If you wouldn't mind... Tell your friends and family to drop your name in the hat at Splatterpunkawards@gmail.com for these categories: BEST SHORT STORY: GALEN GOWER Body and Blood BEST ANTHOLOGY: The Best of Carnage House Year Two. #splatterpunk #writing #meetcuteandeateachother

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 15/12/2025

Baby Ruth is nature's perfect food. If anyone sees a reasonably priced Baby Ruth Tree, please let me know.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 09/12/2025

I predict the entire Internet will be largely useless by 2030. People will be going outside, talking to strangers in public, and maybe reading books.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 27/11/2025

Books from Sloth & Envy Press are on sale for $0.99. Buy them; you can afford it, moneybags. a.co/d/4hx5JYk a.co/d/3C1SbEV #indiepress #somesmutsomenot #shortstories #writing

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 21/11/2025

The great people at Carnage House included me in their Best of Year Two anthology. My story in this one made someone want to throw up a little, they said. Mine might be one of the tamer stories in the collection. Check it out! a.co/d/ivVcj59

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 18/11/2025

Night vision goggles aren't as big a part of my adult life as I had hoped.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 15/11/2025

If you enjoy absurd fiction with memorable characters, you will like the title story. It's about a kid trying to replace his dad with a robot. Lots of these stories feature dads. There's some psychology there. Anyway, fun stories, cool art by @jartravian.bsky.social. Check it out! a.co/d/8wG8Nhr

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Amazon.com: A Machine for Hugs: Short Story Collection eBook : Gower, Galen: Kindle Store

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 10/11/2025

Edge City 2 featuring a story by this guy right here is available for purchase! www.nocobo.co/store #writing #specfic #definitelynottheworsthingyouwillread

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 09/11/2025

Support our next project, out in 2026! Read on KU, or purchase a book. Every purchase puts us closer to completing a deluxe graphic novel of This Final Surrender, the story of a man on the brink of madness with a demon trapped inside him. Art by @jartravian.bsky.social a.co/d/0mjtGCQ #indiepress

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Amazon.com: A Machine for Hugs: Short Story Collection eBook : Gower, Galen: Kindle Store

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 27/10/2025

Here's an anthology that features one of my stories if you're interested. I know literally everyone is flogging their projects non-stop, so I'll forgive you if you lack the attention bandwidth necessary to care very much. a.co/d/ikK8PNg

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Stolen: A Horror Anthology: Easton, Ellen A., Easton, Robert W.: 9798270818906: Amazon.com: Books

Stolen: A Horror Anthology [Easton, Ellen A., Easton, Robert W.] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Stolen: A Horror Anthology

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 21/10/2025

Every now and then I see something like this and I always wonder what it is that these people think pot does? They seem to be under the impression that it completely divorces you from reality.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 21/10/2025

Have any of you found that people actually care about your newsletter, excerpts, or character art? I have found that I really enjoy writing and I love sharing stories with the world, but I am not interested in the social media marketing aspect of it. #writingforfunandsometimesfivedollars

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 15/10/2025

If you're going to be in Memphis on 11/1, feel free to come see @jartravian.bsky.social and I at the #midsouthcomicandfantasyconvention! We're doing a panel titled 'Get Started and Worry About the Rest Later' about getting started on your creative projects. #writing #art #paneldiscussion

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 14/10/2025

Frank Langella ain't listening to no intimacy coordinator, either. Sometimes hard to divorce the performance from the person.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 14/10/2025

Why aren't these Full Nazi Young Republicans a trending topic?

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 14/10/2025

Your statement is so incredibly unlikely that I can only draw the conclusion that this is 100% true.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 13/10/2025

Half your life?! I mean, that only makes me qualified to have opinions on spaghetti, Spider Man, and my wife. This feels like a rather absurd limit, but here's a hot take: Ragu Old World Style is the best spaghetti sauce known to humankind.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 10/10/2025

People wearing athletic clothes to ride ebikes are funny.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 10/10/2025

Just found out my story Body & Blood will be included in the Year's Best anthology from Carnage House! If you love splatterpunk and/or extreme horror, go check them out. CarnageHouse.com #indiehorror

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 08/10/2025

I got an acceptance today! I'll have a story in the anthology Stolen from Easton Tales Publishing, due to release before Halloween. eastontales.ca #indiehorror #writing

Many spooky hands are grabbing a young woman in a nightgown. Her eyes are pale white without pupils. The lower half of the image fades into the front of an overgrown, perhaps abandoned, mansion.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 07/10/2025

If anyone is reading this, stay away from this scamming bullshit. They have like 50 different accounts and websites that are all geared to taking money from people without paying writers or artists for any of their 'contests'. If you're the account owner reading this, go fuck yourself.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 05/10/2025

How many fucking scams are you running here? This is like the fifth or sixth account you've followed me with and all your 'contests' are straight fucking cash grabs on the poor people entering your bullshit thinking it's legit. Please, for fuck's sake, fuck off.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 07/09/2025

So, your 'contests' cost between $35 - $170 and this is the payment: Mainly what this contest does is give exposure to the writer. This smells an awful like some predatory bullshit. Given that you also seem to run 500 websites full of the same, I'd prefer it if you fucked right off.

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 31/08/2025

I'm incredibly glad you enjoyed it!

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 22/08/2025

I have a foil Crucible of Worlds I want to give to a friend, but it's mixed in somewhere in the 5,000 packs I bought during lockdown...

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Galen Gower - Writer @galengower.com · 22/08/2025

I wish there was a thumb's down for the AI-generated bullshit people post and call it art. I'll just have to settle for the manual 'Get Fucked' button I use instead.

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