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GalbinusCaeli

@galbinuscaeli.bsky.social
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I'm just a guy, you know? User photo is an owl in a towel. (Province unknown. ) Header photo is a ripe red persimmon framed against a bright blue sky accentuated by bare branches. (Photo by me.) (I don't follow picture accounts that don't use alt text.)

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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
South Korea is shipping fuel to Russia, and Trump wants to ship fuel to South Korea.
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Granny Josie She/Her @topcat1995.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My husband has been having a great time playing #Skyrim with the IKEA shelf mod! 😂❤️
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Playing #Skyrim and I have a few followers.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And more like charred styrofoam than either.
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Supreme Court deals Trump's ballot scheme another devastating blow #RawStory
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Supreme Court deals Trump's ballot scheme another devastating blow
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nikita says 'Hi'
A very small black cat in a dog bed that is too large for her.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
not dignified. don't tell him i shared this.
black kitty overflowing fluffy donut when stretched out
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If I shoot you, it's murder. If I gather a bunch of friends to shoot you and your friends, it's war. Not that complicated.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
screenrant.com/star-trek-60...
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60 Years Later, Rod Roddenberry Reveals What Star Trek Was Really About
On Star Trek’s 60th anniversary, Rod Roddenberry explains why Gene’s iconic franchise was never really about science fiction at all.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Let's do some light scholarship on this claim: "90% of communication is non-verbal" It's based on two published studies: Mehrabian & Wiener, 1967 Mehrabian & Ferris, 1967 And it's better expressed as the 55/38/7 formula: 55% body language 38% tone of voice 7% words spoken. I'll explain.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh, we know.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do you have any diagram or description of crew accommodations and mechanical spaces?
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Iran"? do you mean "East America"?
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The US Population has quadrupled and the US Code increased in size by more than ten times since SCOTUS last expanded.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And by 'farmers' I suspect they mean 'giant feedlots and slaughterhouses', not little Billy Joe and Billi Jean from 4H with one steer.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
At this point I suspect he has a full portable ICU up in there.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Why "giraffe" not "camel"?
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Comfort blonde/Emotional Support Bimbo
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The idea of AI “hallucinating” is one I wish I’d had!
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
As opposed to soft serve?
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That's why you moved to Canada? The sweet, sweet, crude oil.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hey! Mr Alt Text! I would like to point out that our cyclosporidia lettuce, our e. coli beef, and our listeria cheese are all IMPORTS, Trump needs to put 6000% tariffs on all imported parasites! That will fix it! (The salmonella eggs and listeria raw milk are domestic, shh!)
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He IS Jewish, after all.
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Chuck Darwin @cdarwin.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
The shock gloves, he went on to explain, allow their wearer to inflict pain without leaving the sort of marks that could look bad to witnesses or leave an officer vulnerable to lawsuits. www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/0…
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The Orwellian Company Behind ICE’s New Electric Shock Gloves
The "Conductive Distraction and De-escalation devices" manufactured by Compliant Technologies can cause a person to drop to the ground in pain with one touch.Mother Jones illustration; GLOVE user manual/Compliant Technologies Get your news from a source that’s not owned and controlled by oligarchs. Sign up for the free _Mother Jones Daily_. In 2022, Assistant Chief Adam Glueck, of the Cape Girardeau Police Department in southeastern Missouri, purchased electric shock gloves for his officers after learning about them at a trade show. And his employees, he said, couldn’t get enough of them. “If I try to take away the gloves from those officers at this point I think we may have a mutiny on our hands,” Glueck joked on a podcast interview a couple of years later. “They’ve grown really attached.” The shock gloves, he went on to explain, allow their wearer to inflict pain without leaving the sort of marks that could look bad to witnesses or leave an officer vulnerable to lawsuits. “In today’s society, you know, everybody’s filming everything, everybody has a cell phone,” Glueck said. If an officer punches someone on camera, that can go viral in an instant; even a standard taser leaves puncture wounds. But “the glove is low optic, and it looks better on camera, and it looks better to those witnesses. With a glove, there are no burn marks or scars.” The gloves, manufactured by a company called Compliant Technologies, have been used by police, sheriffs, jail wardens, and even school resource officers for years. They’ve been described by groups like Amnesty International as “readily misused for torture.” And this week, ICE published a plan to order $20 million worth of them. The device is called a GLOVE, which stands for Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter. It looks like a regular padded black utility glove, but when the wearer presses a small button on the glove’s wrist, it produces a painful electric shock. Nelson County, Ky., jailer Justin Hall shows an electric shock glove that is used at his facility, Thursday, Aug. 13, in Bardstown, Ky. Dylan Lovan/AP “We have a saying: Feeling is believing,” Compliant Technologies CEO Jeff Niklaus said in one 2022 YouTube video. In promotional clips, you can see people losing control of their limbs, falling to the ground, and crying out in pain after a light touch from the GLOVE. In 2022, the company called it a “weapon” in Instagram posts. Since then, though, it’s downgraded the language to “a Conductive Distraction and De-escalation device,” branding the technology on its website as “humane.” Human rights organizations like Amnesty International have long raised concerns about electric shock devices like the GLOVE, as well as other products that Compliant Technologies sells, like electric shock belts and vests, which the company recommends for prisoner transport, courtroom use, and use on “combative individuals” during medical procedures like blood draws. The technology is unregulated “despite the clear human rights risks associated with its use,” Amnesty International researchers wrote in a 2025 report detailing instances in which electric-shock devices have been used for torture. The report ends with a recommendation that countries “cease use of, decommission and destroy any stockpiles of such prohibited electric shock weapons.” Yumna Rizvi, a senior policy analyst at the Center for Victims of Torture, called the gloves “inherently abusive equipment that facilitates torture.” Some police departments that use the devices issue guidance saying they shouldn’t be deployed against pregnant women, the elderly, or people in shackles. A 2021 user manual for the GLOVE notes that it can cause an “increase in blood pressure” and “changes in heart rhythm,” and recommends that users avoid shocking “those with obvious health conditions.” The manual also includes a graphic saying “evil is powerless when the good are unafraid,” laid over a Blue Lives Matter flag. “How in the world is ICE just going to be walking around with these gloves?” Rizvi asked. “It is inherently harmful. It has no legitimate law enforcement purpose.” “Our officers are highly trained in de-escalation tactics and regularly receive ongoing use of force training,” an ICE spokesperson told _Mother Jones_ ; Compliant Technologies did not respond to a request for comment. The devices “will be issued to Homeland Security Investigations (H.S.I.) and Enforcement Removal Operations (ERO) officers and agents,” according to a notice DHS published August 10. They will be delivered by the end of March 2027. Compliant Technologies was founded in 2018 by Jeff Niklaus, a former Army Blackhawk helicopter pilot in Afghanistan and Somalia, who believes that President Donald Trump has been “anointed” by God. He is also a sometime conspiracy theorist: In a podcast interview in 2025, he blamed the fatal crash of a passenger plane and a military helicopter on “the vaccines,” and on the Biden administration’s inclusion of women and LGBTQ people in the military. In an interview with the International Law Enforcement Educators & Trainers Association last month, Niklaus said he was inspired to start his company after participating in the 1993 Battle of Mogadishu, on which the book _Black Hawk Down_ is based. “If you look at the why…I mean, we lost 18 guys in one day,” Niklaus said. (Hundreds of Somali people were killed on that day, alongside 18 Americans.) “So, for me personally, if we can help save or stop the injury of at least 18 people, then I feel like we did something as a company,” he said. But his technology has also hurt people. A pending wrongful death lawsuit alleges that a 43-year-old man named Jonathan Mansfield died because corrections officers shocked him 27 times with the gloves and 13 times with a Taser. Two of the glove shocks lasted 45 and 99 seconds. The manufacturer’s recommended limit is 15 seconds. A man with heart problems sued over allegations that he was shocked at a Las Vegas trade show, as the Associated Press reported. And in 2023, a man who was incarcerated in Kentucky’s Bullitt County Jail sued an employee of that jail for shocking him repeatedly with the gloves. “The gloves feel just like a taser,” Josh Elswick, who was in handcuffs and shackles when he was shocked, said. Bullitt County Jail representatives told local media they would stop using electric shock gloves shortly thereafter. But local police across the country are still eagerly buying the gloves—in large part so that they can harm people and avoid being sued for it. It’s been successful “from the patrolmen to the jailers,” Lumpkin County Sheriff Stacy Jarrard said in a Compliant Technologies promotional video. “It’s been a great tool as far as mitigating liability,” according to Nelson County Jailer Justin Hall. Bob Couey of the Floyd County Sheriff’s Department sung the GLOVE’s praises, too: “I highly recommend these gloves to anybody that’s looking for a utility they can use that is conducive to not leading to lawsuits.”
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If you don't trust your tools to do excellent work, use different tools. If you do trust your tools to do excellent work, declare it. Movies don't say they use 'Dolby Sound' for legal compliance reasons, they say it because it is the mark of quality sound.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Nice to see trans representation in comics.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Perhaps, but you do such an entertaining job of describing what you find up there.
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Granny Josie She/Her @topcat1995.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My husband, @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social compared this (*Chicken L'Orange does it too) to those big stand ups of muscle men at the beach and carnivals where you stick your head through a hole and get your picture taken. *Credit to my husband.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Is it a ring?
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Chicken La Orange.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
According to NYT, Trump was hidden in a catering cart and wheeled onto a military jet for a secret flight out of Turkey last month. 😂 We’re sorry, but we cannot get past the catering cart part. Imagine being Secret Service and hearing, “The eagle is in the chafing dish.”
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My wife, getting this ridiculous little mallet with a mail order shoe rack
A woman laughing as she holds a little wooden mallet. There is a box of tiny parts on her lap.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"Sorry, my product randomly breaks the law sometimes" is not something we would tolerate from other industries. Maybe we shouldn't tolerate it with AI
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ordered!
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That is kinda the point. It's a flaming bag of dog poop left on the nation's doorstep.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Do you sell prints?
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The sock puppet on Trump's right hand is refusing to implement the order given to the sock puppet on Trump's left hand so the judge is calling in a non sock puppet to do their job.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Given that octopuses have a decentralized brain how is the pattern/texture chosen? Does the central ganglia directly control the chromatophores? Or do the leg ganglia have some involvement?
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Trump also told us to shine lights up our butts.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
And those who died of AIDS should be buried at Reagan Rancho del Cielo.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My favorite is: "Estoy aquí para odd y se. Ya no me queda nada de se."
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Shouldn't "How to write a term paper" come first?
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Beshear needs to just show up at the hospital, during visiting hours, with a bouquet of flowers and a get well card. Insist on seeing him to deliver in person. Don't take 'No' for an answer, act like a Governor.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Look at the text under UV light.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ok. What fuckery are they on to now?
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You haven't lived until you have tried ewok style paella.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The armor pops open when they are done. Like shellfish.
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Arthur🎨 @idreamofentropy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The discord was lit today
The distracted boyfriend meme where Mitch McConnell is the girlfriend, death is the boyfriend, and the other woman is Lindsey Graham
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They are probably busy recharging their Ouija Boards.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
anubis furry cartoon 

first panel to whaddup, it’s ya boi anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video 

2nd panel anubis weighing a heart and feathers the feathers are lighter 

“now as you can see, this one is a lot heavier than a feather, which longtime viewers will know is really bad haha
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